#121
jeffrey just sent me this in the mail

#122
instead of posting a thread u should have let me move in and then stabbed me up with an icepick for the epic troll win
#123
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#124
It's obviously a joke, holey shit
#125
tom is a cop alright all right
#126
just wanted to say that i was having a "larf", and you should probably download as much spyware from hinky Kiev virus manufacturers as possible. sorry no sarcasm tag.
#127
we should be treating jeffrey like we did dm imo. the joke about being a cop doesnt bug me except that this dude thinks its real and its obviously affecting his real life decisions
#128

jools posted:

tom: i dont think aleksey is rallying up an army of the mentally ill, and youre managing to be a pissy bitch in a thread where a guy attempts to own you and proceeds only in the most immense self-ownage. also theres still a decent chance this is the best troll we've ever seen posted here

that's problematic.

#129
just obtained photographic evidence of toms copness, in a compromised position as well, not lookin good for the guy i gotta say

#130
tbf if i had to be cursed with a paranoid delusion, a delusion that one specific internet poster is a cop would probably be the one i pick in terms of how much it affects my life
#131

getfiscal posted:

jools posted:

tom: i dont think aleksey is rallying up an army of the mentally ill, and youre managing to be a pissy bitch in a thread where a guy attempts to own you and proceeds only in the most immense self-ownage. also theres still a decent chance this is the best troll we've ever seen posted here

that's problematic.



you should always talk to people in language they understand

#132
i bet tom of finland would "cop" jeffery somehow, if you "get" my "meaning"
#133
youre right julian my bad guys

its a disconcerting situation given that i was goign to meet this person irl, potentially move in with him
#134
tom likes doug stanhope which is all you really need to know to make informed decisions going forward. since reading other posts in your own personal narrative is a rhizzone specialty, i will leave it to each individual poster to determine whether citing this factoid is praise, an insult, a mutually shared interest, porn, or just something i stumbled upon in the NSA-R server
#135
jeffery (sic), i take antipsychotics and they help me think clearer. your mileage may vary (ymmv).
#136

getfiscal posted:

jeffery (sic), i take antipsychotics and they help me think clearer. your mileage may vary (ymmv).



well u still like doug stanhope tho

#137

getfiscal posted:

jeffery (sic), i take antipsychotics and they help me think clearer. your mileage may vary (ymmv).


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#138
sorry for calling u a bad person aleksey, im just really grossed out by this. posting my own jokes wasnt a good idea
#139


Friends are what make life worth living, and that's why it stings so much more when love comes to divide friends against themselves. When two men love the same forum, all reason goes out the window. They lash out. Like raging bulls, their egoes get in the way of what really matters, and in the end they only end up hurting themselves, each other, and the forum they love. Why do they do this? Maybe it's in their blood, maybe it's just the nature of love. I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's also because they touch themselves at night. I think we can all learn a lesson from that.

And remember, always, never enter Lacanian psychoanalysis via telephone when your analyst is moving to France for the summer and you don't have a way to call international for cheap.

Til next time, take care of yourself, and each other.