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The Futurological Congress, as mentioned aboveon previous page
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They were once prisoners, inmates or offenders. Now, the nearly 19,000 residents of Washington’s 12 state prisons will be referred to another way.

Those serving time in prison will no longer be referred to as “offenders” or “convicts,” according to a memo from the leader of the Department of Corrections. If they’re in a class behind bars, they’ll be called “students.” If they’re in the prison infirmary, they’ll be called “patients.” And, spokesman Jeremy Barclay said, if no other moniker applies, they’ll be called “incarcerated persons.”

http://komonews.com/news/newsradio/prisoners-wont-be-called-prisoners-any-more-in-wa-prisons
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Chairman Heydrich announced today that ten million Jews and Communists would soon be employed to combat wartime shortages through reclassification as Zyklon B storage tanks
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If you Steal my Sumshine by Lem
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glomper_stomper posted:

how long until frauke petry is woke and intersectional



they make a powerful supergroup as they all have complementary feminist superpowers: merkel closing public hospitals with structural budget surplus, may's terror campaign against migrants, we havent seen clintons signature move yet (superpredator drones? tripoli triple-tap truck bombs?) but its sure to involved a lot of smoking craters where schools and weddings used to be

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Stanisław Lum
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glomper_stomper posted:

lol

lol

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http://www.telesurtv.net/english/news/The-Pope-Hails-Communism-for-Focus-on-Poor-and-Marginalized-20161111-0017.html
unfortunately, the pope doesn't have many divisions, but still, pretty encouraging endorsement from the leader of one of the worlds major religions.
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if they made a movie about how the catholic church treated communists it would make spotlight look like jesus christ superstar
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norm had a funny thing the other day where he was like... you gotta think that... as institutions... schools probably have a lot more abuse than churches... and stephen merchant was completely baffled like what are you talking about... and norm was like well i mean... if you're really worried about the kids... seems like schools.
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ah norm, the wisest fool in an age of demons
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Keven posted:

incredible.

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getfiscal posted:

if they made a movie about how the catholic church treated communists it would make spotlight look like jesus christ superstar



lol my absolute bitch of a grandmother (rip etc) was involved with this group called the "Blue Army of Our Lady of Fátima" in the 60s/70s where they regularly went on fasts and prayer sessions together "against communism"

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well it worked, and look what happened. recite the prayers backwards, please.
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getfiscal posted:

well it worked, and look what happened. recite the prayers backwards, please.


don't forget to fast backwards, as in party hard

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obama says women should register for the draft. soon america's military may be as progressive as israel's...
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tpaine posted:



when you realise that Troophate is now Sexist

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tpaine posted:

xipe posted:
tpaine posted:

when you realise that Troophate is now Sexist
you left an 'e' out of that last word bucko


troophat is now sexiest

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i don't agree though. there are other much sexier hats
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drwhat posted:

there are other much sexier hats


Do we have to discuss keven's hat in every thread???

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Say what you will about the United States, but you gotta appreciate that they'll respect women's right to be bombed while they're sleeping
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