#1
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Probably nothing to do with us though. Plz see this for more DEtails.

http://statusblog.webfaction.com/
#2
[account deactivated]
#3
Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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praise we must, angels of the nine heavens, garbed in robes of fine sateen
#4
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WebFaction.
#5
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looks like that low down degenerate Mustang19 is up to his old tricks . . . but on the other hand, perhaps we should take note of the cia's latest tweet

#6
political car tune
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mustang posts good tubes
#7
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heres a funny tweet i made about this situation: https://twitter.com/yarles_p/status/488508959037198336 thanks everyone
#8
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first they will mock us. then they will meme us. then they will DDOS us. then we will win
#9
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i like the av neo
#10
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Dear Joseph,

Our server Web396 is currently experiencing a massive DDOS attack and
our datacenter's hardware DDOS protection is struggling to mitigate the
attack.

You are receiving this email because our records indicate that your
account "germanjoey" uses that server.

We have set up our own DDOS mitigation system which is made of several servers
sitting in front of Web396 and proxying the requests to Web396.

We are pointing each subdomain to a unique combination of IPs on the proxies.

We have already updated our DNS servers accordingly but if you are using external
DNS servers for some of your domains you will need to update them with the
following IPs:

media.rhizzone.net xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx
safemedia.rhizzone.net xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx
rhizzone.net xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx
www.rhizzone.net xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx

We would like to apologize for the downtime that this DDOS attack has caused.

We hope that our new mitigation system will make a big difference with the
speed and availability of the sites hosted on Web396.

Going forward we hope that this new system will enable us to mitigate massive DDOS
attacks much more quickly and efficiently.

We will send you another email once the attack is over and you can point your
domains back to Web396.

Regards,

The WebFaction team
#11
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Web1488
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i updated the DNS shit on parsec, maybe it'll work better now
#13
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Dear Joseph,

post moar

Regards,
The Fail Aids team
#14
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seems like its working better now
#15
Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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Edited by Superabound ()

#16
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i tried changing our DNS settings as they suggested and that fucked everything up, thats why the site was down for a couple of days. its back up now but... some pages load insanely snappy, some dont load at all, and i have not a clue why. still looking into it.
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I think its something fucked up with the static media server... I'll email webfaction about it. for some weird ass reason, its changing some urls like this:

http://media.rhizzone.net/forum/js/jscolor/jscolor.js

to ones like this:

http://media.rhizzone.net/LlmkZ/forum/js/jscolor/jscolor.js 404 (Not Found) ?page=1:2944
GET http://www.rhizzone.net/UdkkZ/forum/static_files/annote/preview_ctrl.js/ 404 (NOT FOUND) ?page=1:2909
GET http://media.rhizzone.net/UdkkZ/OlhhZ/forum/js/markitup/jquery.markitup.pack.js 404 (Not Found)

like those random UdkkZ/OlhhZ/ shit in the urls, i have NO fucking clue what the hell that is. that's why the pages are taking forever to load, because obviously "http://media.rhizzone.net/UdkkZ/OlhhZ/forum/js/markitup/jquery.markitup.pack.js" doesn't exist.
#18
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looks like we're finally feelin the sting from messin with the stang
#19
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thought we were gone for good this time
#20
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One of the error messages I got this time was "The domain "rhizzone.net" is parked with Parsec Domains."
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#22
Kurdt
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thanks joe
#23
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NEOADMINISTRATOR posted:

I think its something fucked up with the static media server... I'll email webfaction about it. for some weird ass reason, its changing some urls like this:

http://media.rhizzone.net/forum/js/jscolor/jscolor.js

to ones like this:

http://media.rhizzone.net/LlmkZ/forum/js/jscolor/jscolor.js 404 (Not Found) ?page=1:2944
GET http://www.rhizzone.net/UdkkZ/forum/static_files/annote/preview_ctrl.js/ 404 (NOT FOUND) ?page=1:2909
GET http://media.rhizzone.net/UdkkZ/OlhhZ/forum/js/markitup/jquery.markitup.pack.js 404 (Not Found)

like those random UdkkZ/OlhhZ/ shit in the urls, i have NO fucking clue what the hell that is. that's why the pages are taking forever to load, because obviously "http://media.rhizzone.net/UdkkZ/OlhhZ/forum/js/markitup/jquery.markitup.pack.js" doesn't exist.


sincere Thanks to you joey for donating your time to a wbesite you dont even look at anymore but other people still do and make mostly whitenoise posts on that i guess i somwhat enjoy reading.

#24
Online
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i tohught the big one had finally hit
#25
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Thank You GJoey

#26
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glad it's back

Edited by MarxistLeninistMcRibist ()

#27
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Lessons posted:

One of the error messages I got this time was "The domain "rhizzone.net" is insufficiently revolutionary."

#28
corey "of "fail aids" fame"
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amazing! type media.rhizzone.net and then the updatyed IP's and the forems software will automatically obscure them.

media.rhizzone.net xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx. see? try it!
#29
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i did the ddos attacks
#30
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cia.
#31
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No evidence.
#32
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#33
Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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im dr'nk as fug
#34
political car tune
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due to the rhizzone being down, i've quit imbibing alcohol. it is haraam.
#35
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i exchanged like 20 emails with webfaction support yesterday, and apparently the machine we were on got incredibly fucked from the ddos? like idk if it was hacked or their anti-ddos shit fucked other stuff up, they didnt say, but it took them awhile to even see there was a problem because it was somehow masked on their end. it wasnt until i was able to document it en-masse via http://browsershots.org/http://www.rhizzone.net/forum/ that they really looked into it. anyways they moved us to a DIFFERENT machine and now everything seems great. rip web396.
#36
Kurdt
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joey jo-jo junior shabadoo