daddyholes posted:capitalists currently say "perfect" when anyone agrees to anything, and eliminate infinitives, like "needs to be done" becomes "needs done" because their time is valuable. Goatstrain and 3rdplace will confirm. share your class enemy vocab tips and tricks in this thread and also smash me with rocks and cars.
Often with political/business spokespersons. Blame shifting; "We made mistakes" --> "Mistakes were made"
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i found this posted as a question on someone's ask.fm, the answerer didn't know what it meant either but it looks very bourgeois in that whoever wrote it needs to be euthanized
'freedom of speech' actually means 'leisure time'
YOLO is a rebranding of FYGM
'interconnectedness' translates to 'atomization'
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"tough decisions"
"disputed" territories
"all i'm saying is that we need to have a MATURE and HONEST debate and you're SCARE CAMPAIGN is misleading the public"*
The episode starts out as normal, with Jerry’s apartment, but the camera is much more steady. Jerry walks out as though he’s been drugged and remarks that all of his family and friends have been dying lately. His buzzer rings and it’s George. George runs up, half crying and tells Jerry he’s seen something terrible. He’s mumbling and stuttering for about five minutes until he can form a sentence. There are still pauses for humor, but there is no audience or laugh track. George informs Jerry that planes have crashed into the twin towers due to a terrorist attack on New York.
Jerry turns on the news and you can see modern footage of the 9/11 attacks, all pré-filmed several years beforehand. George says that isn't the worst part: Elaine and Kramer were in the towers at the time of the bombing. What proceeds is a graphic and explicit phone call of screaming and crying and Kramer saying that something terrible has happened, and Elaine is dead. Kramer screams there’s no air in the building, and he’s burning to death, and that he’s going to jump.
The camera cuts to live footage of a man falling from the twin towers. George genuinely looks upset and says “I’m sorry Larry, but I can’t go through with this” and he tries to walk off the set, but people stop him and push him towards the stage. He walks out Jerry’s prop window and you can hear him calling his agent. There’s a lot of mumbling, and you can see candles being lit behind the stage.
Jerry goes over to the bookcase and pulls it aside, revealing a ceremonial black table with candles, a dinner plate, and a strange box. There is a Masonic symbol against black cloth just outside where the fake stage window would be. Jerry says some weird things in a foreign dialect, and one cut of the camera shows a poster of Barack Obama (This episode originally aired in 1995). The scene ends with Jerry waking up in bed, as though it’s all a nightmare. Kramer comes in and asks if Jerry has seen a lizard. Jerry laughs and says “We are the lizards” and the camera zooms slightly. His eyes become slivered, like almonds.
The tape is only 7 minutes long, and what proceeds is just 20 minutes of dead air. If you continue watching to the end, it seems there are three more news reports tacked on. The first is about an outbreak of swine flu, the second about a train bombing, and the third...
chickeon posted:moderate rebels
as in, let's socialize this idea and get some discussion going
I'm going to add a to-do to socialize this among the staff
it does not mean radically reconfigure the class structure of society at all?! v surprised, disappointed
*quietly presses button under countertop*
Bablu posted:No fooling today out of nowhere my brother said Israel has such a wonderful startup culture
true tbh
here's my card
welll i dont want my tax dollars going to
literally the day after the majority of their consumers decide transvestites are people too