#1
it was to save that sexy dude.
#2
There was an old woman who swallowed a fly,
I don't know why she swallowed a fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a bird,
How absurd! to swallow a bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a cat,
Imagine that! to swallow a cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a dog,
What a hog! to swallow a dog,
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a goat,
Just opened her throat! to swallow a goat,
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog,
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a cow,
I don't know how she swallowed a cow!
She swallowed the cow to catch the goat,
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog,
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a horse,
She's dead—of course!
#3
conec ate the goat
#4
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#5
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#6
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#7
meanwhile, obama literally invades Syria without telling anyone. does this change everything, like 2 people on here who said it would change evvvvvverythingggggggggg? only time will tell, anyone that Obama has invaded Syria, is what we found out today.
#8
goats is good
#9

conec posted:

goats look happy when they`re dead



goats know whats up

#10

#11
lol nice conec

i talked to a guy at a local bar and he was telling me about how he hated training syrian rebels and just withdrew his american team ~tactically~ during every exercise they held together. this was months and months ago. this is how tight security is on the secret syria deal, aka not secret at all to anyone that is even mildly curious
#12
bring back our boys
#13

daddyholes posted:

meanwhile, obama literally invades Syria without telling anyone. does this change everything, like 2 people on here who said it would change evvvvvverythingggggggggg? only time will tell, anyone that Obama has invaded Syria, is what we found out today.



either way, the next six months will be crucial in finding out