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The Justice Department on Wednesday issued a press release trumpeting its latest success in disrupting a domestic terrorism plot, announcing that “the Joint Terrorism Task Force has arrested a Cincinnati-area man for a plot to attack the U.S. Capitol and kill government officials.” The alleged would-be terrorist is 20-year-old Christopher Cornell (above), who is unemployed, lives at home, spends most of his time playing video games in his bedroom, still addresses his mother as “Mommy” and regards his cat as his best friend; he was described as “a typical student” and “quiet but not overly reserved” by the principal of the local high school he graduated in 2012.
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i'll build the EVE online memorial site
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lol chris cornell
#4
i hope he breaks his rusty cage
#5
theyre gonna hang him with a pretty noose
#6
this is a level beyond neckbeard...

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lol the fbi is a joke, all they ever do is bust random harmless losers via entrapment and then lock them aw-- *looks at beard, eyes goggle* never mind, this guy was an isis.
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he looks like he really fell on black days. i'm glad the fbi arrested him before he managed to blow up the outside world. loons like that in their jesus christ pose need a pretty noose to try something like suicide. maybe the spoonman can throw him in a black hole sun in a room a thousand years wide Soundgarden
#9
Neath the black, the sky looks dead
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le_nelson_mandela_face posted:


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le_nelson_mandela_face posted:

this is a level beyond neckbeard...



mediocre beard growth, not that i should be talking i guess

#13
jools really outshined the rest of the posts here
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FOLLOW MEEEE INTOOO THE DESERT
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#15
when the suspect was questioned as to his activities while being apprehended, he answered that he was a sleeper cell. He was waiting, like a stone