#1

I'm actually a fed for real. Better not post anything too damaging to United States interests or you will be sorry
#2
did you enlist after you got mugged by reality in seattle, or was it from the very start
#3
that was an attempted assassination by one of gaddafi's terrorist agents
#4
How manby threads about yourself do you actually need
#5
JAMES COMEY: Oh my god... they found me. I don't know how, but they found me... RUN FOR IT, TOM!
TOM: Who? Who?
JAMES COMEY: Who do you think!? The Libyans!
TOM {turns around}: Holy shit!!
TOM {turns back}: Also, who the fuck do you think you're kidding with this "run for it" shit? Is that supposed to be some fucking kind of joke? Because it's Not Funny.
DOG WEARING A RADIATION SUIT: Bark! Bark!
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#7
are you a communist again tom
#8
who cares
#9

gyrofry posted:

are you a communist again tom

I'm a cop

#10
tom did you ever get any nudes of any hot cop babes like are on cinemax
#11
Just conec the porn hater
#12
win
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#14
What if tom has to say rude things about us on twitter to get away with posting with us. Like when i said to my friends in high school about a fellow goon "oh that guy is so weird and such a dork lol, im gonna go talk to him to see how big of a dork he is"
#15
(talks about Why you therow chip for an hour) (back to my other friends) Wow that guy thinks its funny when foreign people cant speak english good, what the fuck man
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#17
yeah it's tlugh to imagine anyone being cool compared to a bunch of ppl that got tossed out of two separate forums Tbqh
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#19

tpaine posted:

nigga have u read twitter


yeah this post reminds me of some david simon stuff i read there last night actually

#20
Don't worry guys. In my eyes the rhizzone is the coolest place on the web.
#21

tpaine posted:

lol at the concept that the spazzes on twitter are anyone's idea of the cool kids


i guess you're not counting twitter users themselves

#22

ilmdge posted:

What if tom has to say rude things about us on twitter to get away with posting with us. Like when i said to my friends in high school about a fellow goon "oh that guy is so weird and such a dork lol, im gonna go talk to him to see how big of a dork he is"


Yeah that's it

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#24
fill my hole daddy
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#26

babyfinland posted:

I'm actually a fed for real.



yeah yeah, whatever, so's everyone else but at least they dont feel the need to post about it

#27
poor tom, all the insane folks here at the rhizzone which is all of us actually believed he was a cop and then we banned him while he was sitting there rational and non-cop and he didnt get owned at all, its true, you can look up the old threads. welcome back, but please dont use alt-right and gendered slurs like u do on twitter thank you
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#29
wassup rosey
#30
i can't post at the same time as tom because while it appears he got snitch jacketed because he wore out his posting cred it turns out we actually inhabit the same body in a hella badass tyler durden sitch
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#32

roseweird posted:

babyfinland posted:

wassup rosey

im studyint to become an engineer if i dont kil lmyself on a motorcycle first

Please practice the activities separately.

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#34
Ian... Stay in your lane.
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