#121
Saying people are stupid isn't particularly funny. You can make it work, sure, but it's like making a set about the fact that there sure are a lot of buildings! I know that. I see it every day. Have You Ever Noticed that the earth has a day-night cycle
#122
What's the deal with the moon? Some nights it's full, some nights it's just a sliver. Make up your mind, you big hunk of cheese!
#123
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#124

ilmdge posted:

What's the deal with the moon? Some nights it's full, some nights it's just a sliver. Make up your mind, you big hunk of cheese!



this

#125
I was driving home from work today, caught in traffic and listening to NPR because I'm a masochist and Sam Kriss was the fucking media figured they interviewed today for "On the Media."

He was talking about Burke's conception of the Mob or something. It was hard to listen to because I had a rush of irony induced deafness
#126
http://www.npr.org/podcasts/452538775/on-the-media

Its the Spetember 9th one, second segment
#127
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#128
Holy shit I need to start listening to NPR so i can call in and be like "yes, thank you terry gross, i have a question for sam kriss. why do you deny the holocaust. lol. rhizzone dot net biiiiiiiiiiiiitch"
#129
"Do you think your cocaine use and holocaust denial are connected? If not, why not?"

-me looking for an open gas pump, after I had left my dead end job and actually began visualizing what FAILAIDS is.
#130
i read ken's post-truth article somewhere and it was pretty decent
#131
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#132
sam kriss wrote a thing about how crazy people think mountains are tree stumps and the crazy person said "tell me 10 ways tree stumps are different than mountains and mesas. you can't, there are only two: size and material" and to prove this secondhand crazypants wrong i brainstormed 8 other ways they are different irl.
#133
sam kriss was like it's strange to encounter another system of comprehending the world today, which is weird thing to say for someone who self-identifies as a communist
#134
I was in a hot car listening to Sam Kriss
#135
The edited, purely audial medium of On The Media is far more forgiving to Sam Kriss The Satanic Papist than video or text.
#136

le_nelson_mandela_face posted:

sam kriss was like it's strange to encounter another system of comprehending the world today, which is weird thing to say for someone who self-identifies as a communist



well to be fair jk rowling's behavior is pretty unexpected

#137
who the fuck is sam kriss?
#138

tears posted:

who the fuck is sam kriss?



it me

#139

tears posted:

who the fuck is sam kriss?

The preeminent Marxist intellectual of our time.

#140

ilmdge posted:

tears posted:

who the fuck is sam kriss?

The preeminent Marxist intellectual of our time.



you laugh but

#141
he is sort of a tweeting man's zizek, though with a more respectable internet forum pedigree
#142
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#143
i worked really hard on that post, hours in fact, could you be more specific
#144
comrade kriss has been published on the jacobean and vice, it doesn't get any more legit than tha t
#145
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#146
and fucks
#147
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#148
I WANT TO MAKE LOVE TO A MANNEQUIN

I WANT TO FUCK IT> I WANT TO SUCK IT

#149
good morning friends, should i be posting in this sam kriss thread or the other sam kriss thread that you've also made
#150
post in our official vice megathread. im going to use my mod powers to merge them asap
#151
greetings, jabhat al-krissna
#152
it's jabhat fateh al-sam now
#153
write a thinkpiece about the rhizzone
#154
whats up ken, you gonna write that story abou the travel writer only remembering airports
#155

deadken posted:

good morning friends, should i be posting in this sam kriss thread or the other sam kriss thread that you've also made



#156
We've reached peak Sam Kriss
#157
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#158
i didnt read sams thing about jk rowling but im going to imagine that it was something about zombie authors and how exerting that kind of "control" over ones work retroactively basically puts the author on the same footing as any member of the fandom, which should be obvious to anyone who's read lacan
#159
at least rowling is just going back and saying "angus frizzlebumpf was actually a pre-op transcentaur" on twitter and not re-releasing the books with these changes like another billionaire hack
#160

gyrofry posted:

write a thinkpiece about the rhizzone



no but i will include one (1) hilarious rhizzone meme of your choosing in one of my viral thinkpieces