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Dont Mess With Sucess
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tHE r H i z z o n E

This is an internet forum. You need an account to use it! Currently, new accounts may only be established by giving a valid email address and a coveted username to a user who can approve such new accounts. Twitter is a good place to try this.

The overall theme of this forum is that capitalism sucks and so does USA and criminal George W Bush, Barack Obama is mass murderer, police are nazi, and what would be good is if all the nice people could share everything. These topics are discussed according to the highest evidentiary standards and a careful and consistent application of Marxist science. Do not be fooled by boneheads spamming viral content, they are on the express bus to banishment. On the other hand, "humor is encouraged"

We welcome academics, celebrities, and CIA people to bury their heads up their head holes while we continue to publish this ultra-raw, panic-inducing content, that makes the miracle of salvation by His blood appear as the ersatz coin trick of a fraudulent grand-uncle. Nothing is off limits except for the obviously off limits kinds of illegal speech that we definitely have not ever condoned.

This is a good thread for nominating other posts and threads that you think should go on the front page. This is a good thread for inspiring you to finish that front page content you have been dreaming of wiping up, and then we publish that and make the millionies. This is also a good thread for saying, "Here's my idea for making a mark on society, in a positive lawfully abiding way of course," and the collective might of tHE r H i z z o n E may come fruitfully to bear on the face of your enemy.

SPECIAL MESSAGE.:
YOU ARE ENCOURAGED TO BUMP OLD THREADS!


Be Warned: Racist, sexist, ableist, titlist, whatever slurs, make you look uncool. And i will ban all bigots, with the ban button.

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"Jpg." - Hank Hill
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GOATStEIN USER'S MANUAL

¶ If you are reading this, congratulations! You are now

an official member of tHE r H i z z o n E™ official

"Laissez's Faire"™-style political debate or discus-

sion forum.

¶ While tHE r H i z z o n E™ community openly excludes

fascists and bigots, we find it necessary to maintain a

certain level of reactionary opposition within our BBS.

This "managed opposition" presents abhorrent ideas, but

is ineffective because it lacks the moderator and fact-

ional support it can rely on in other contexts.

¶ Thanks to the tireless efforts of tHE r H i z z o n E™

programming community, we have developed an "Artisanal

Intelligence" or A.I. that regularly issues easily ig-

nored racist posts to simulate the hostile, pig-ignorant

political milieu we expect throughout bourgeois demo-

cracy. The Governed-Opposition Active-Timewasting System

to Emulate Ignorant Nihilism has been helping posters

learn to ignore bullshit since 2014-15 or thereabouts.

It is not recommended to directly talk to or interact with

the "GOATStEIN", even when tempted by boredom.

(Further sections of this document are redacted)

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le_nelson_mandela_face posted:

If you post opinions people might argue with you. This is ok. Don't get turdy. Conflict brings strength. Blood alone moves the wheels of history.


fukc yuo

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(that's an example of how intense it can get around here, as an example for the newbies)
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"Jpg." - Hank Hill
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Le fffffffuuuuuu
#6
Dont Mess With Sucess
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There is not a lot of debate here anymore. I'd say it's more of a good place to make sense of the news and find out what some Communists are thinking and doing, and also book discussion. There is also a lot of bullshit from bad posters, but I'll be destroying them in a wave of righteousness anon.
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YUNG JIRO AKA SHOWA STUNNA AKA
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Rule 1: The Science Of Marxism-Leninism-Maoism-Gonzalo Thought Is Infallible.
Rule 2: Kick back and have fun!
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Fuck the Police
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LKtQ-oLgCJY&start;=22
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#13
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i put this sign up outside of our main office
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Online
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I'm going t odo a project, Swampman.
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add aerdil's project of combing through hillary's emails
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mt.real
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I am new to Malcom-in-the-Middle thought and revolutionary science but I guess I will give it a go, thanks op
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i want to make a little zine of rhizzone good, funny & effort posts as well as socialist art & pictures and maybe commie events happening in the locality... but have been too lazy to do so thus far
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xipe posted:

i want to make a little zine of rhizzone good, funny & effort posts as well as socialist art & pictures and maybe commie events happening in the locality... but have been too lazy to do so thus far


Do it.

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xipe posted:

i want to make a little zine of rhizzone good, funny & effort posts as well as socialist art & pictures and maybe commie events happening in the locality... but have been too lazy to do so thus far

You should compile links to all of pro-DPRK posts and conversations to start off. That would be good zien material

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Online
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Guys my project is comign along nicely.
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I don't know how it works do I have to ask everyone for permission to use their posts?

Would it be worth selling them for a €/$£1 each then putting that money towards some thing?

Maybe do an issue on Sam kriss's holocaust denial?
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Online
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Wiho's going to make a fusilli getfiscal
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Kurdt
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do NOT ask what teh project si
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-254MtU9M6o
This is the only goon from the projects that I'M trynna fucc with.
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Occupied Aztlan
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Never going to get sick of alex jones collapsing through a handful of wobblies and getting whisked to safety by the Police State
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Online
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how are everyones projects coming along today
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And don't forget to say hello!
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Mike Nelson here.
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ilmdge posted:

Wiho's going to make a fusilli getfiscal

We're gonna need more fusilli

#33
Dont Mess With Sucess
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Project proposal: Pass a referendum in NYC making it the law that if you hand garbage weighing less than five pounds to a cop, they have to throw it away for you
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Dont Mess With Sucess
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xipe posted:

I don't know how it works do I have to ask everyone for permission to use their posts?

Fuck no these posts are immediately property of me upon being posted, bc I am moderator. Use them however you want. They are all mine. I own you all

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Grats for you guys allowing amnesty
edit: Hey if you wanna be let out of ifap just ask..., like, np

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MadMedico posted:

Grats for you guys allowing amnesty

Can you remind me what happened with you getting thrown out of here?

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Uhhhhhhhh
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A cursory examination reveals that Post # (not available from database) » (Raw post text included from search index.)

While performing this stunning feat of internet detective work, I also discovered that

roseweird posted:

tpaine on a rocketship to the moon. he gts off the rocketship. he HATES THE MOON.

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