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deadken posted:

if you drink water that hasnt been bottled by the Official Olympics Partner on the site you get frisked and tasered and ejected and shot and buried in a mass grave. lol



katyn...

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#163

tpaine posted:

keep bumping this thread. see what happens.



yes sir

#164
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/mobileweb/so-good/burger-king-bacon-sundae-review_b_1600304.html
#165
Its back
#166
What's back? The McRib? Is the McRib back?
#167

Goethestein posted:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/mobileweb/so-good/burger-king-bacon-sundae-review_b_1600304.html



News flash: everyone loves bacon. That's why Burger King has rolled out a Bacon Sundae nationwide as part of their "Summer Menu," which also includes Frozen Lemonade, Sweet Potato Fries, BBQ Pulled Pork sandwich and BBQ burgers and chicken sandwiches.



tpaine.....

#168
For tom, the answer to whether he wants pork is never a yes. It is a HELL yes!
#169

ilmdge posted:

What's back? The McRib? Is the McRib back?


1. The McRib.
2. Yes.
3. Yes.

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#172

The Heart Attack Grill in Las Vegas would appear to have lived up to its reputation for the second time in as many months: On Saturday, a woman collapsed at the restaurant known for gleefully serving up artery-clogging entrees.

Owner Jon Basso said Monday that he wishes the customer a swift and full recovery. But, he added, the woman got exactly what she asked for: a brush with death.

"We attract an avant-garde clientele -- thrill seekers, risk takers," he told the Los Angeles Times, adding that his restaurant is a "bad for you but fun" restaurant that "attracts people who don't really take good care of their health."

The condition of the woman was not immediately known; she was wheeled out of the restaurant by paramedics.

She had been downing a margarita and smoking a cigarette before she was stricken, Basso said.

"She was eating, drinking, smoking, laughing, dancing, having fun," Basso said of the restaurant-goer, who fell unconscious Saturday night. "But when you treat your body like that day in and day out, eventually your body is going to give out."

The Heart Attack Grill is a hospital-themed restaurant that belly laughs at doctors' orders to steer clear of excessively caloric and fatty meals.

Waitresses wear skin-tight nurses' uniforms, and Basso dresses as the cardiologist on staff, complete with doctor's coat and stethoscope. Diners are called patients. And on the menu: "Flatliner" fries cooked in lard, shakes made with pure cream, and four flavors of "bypass" burgers, as in single, double, triple or quadruple bypass.

The Quadruple Bypass Burger can top 10,000 calories. Basso said the Guinness World Records book contacted him Friday to say that the burger was being crowned the most caloric sandwich on Earth.

The restaurant also offers free meals to people weighing more than 350 pounds.

The popular restaurant was in the news in mid-February when a man fell ill while eating a "Triple Bypass Burger" and had to be wheeled out of the restaurant by emergency workers. (Real ones, not staffers playing dress up.)

Basso, who calls himself a "board-certified burgerologist" working on the front lines to rid the world of anorexia and sobriety, says he doesn't really worry about liability issues or one of his "patients" suing him.

"Unlike cigarettes, I have had warnings labels since Day 1 when we opened in 2005 telling people how bad our food is for you. I think that skirts any liability we might have."

As for his critics, Basso says that the restaurant says more about the diners than it does about the ownership. He said he is posting signs throughout the restaurant promoting the new spot in the Guinness World Records book, and he makes no secret of the burger's eye-popping calorie count. "So what is it about someone who sees that sign and sees that this burger has 9,993 calories in it, and that person says 'I want one of those.'"

"I tell you, we attract that very bleeding edge, that avant-garde of risk takers."
#173

MadMedico posted:

The Heart Attack Grill in Las Vegas would appear to have lived up to its reputation for the second time in as many months: On Saturday, a woman collapsed at the restaurant known for gleefully serving up artery-clogging entrees.

Owner Jon Basso said Monday that he wishes the customer a swift and full recovery. But, he added, the woman got exactly what she asked for: a brush with death.

"We attract an avant-garde clientele -- thrill seekers, risk takers," he told the Los Angeles Times, adding that his restaurant is a "bad for you but fun" restaurant that "attracts people who don't really take good care of their health."

The condition of the woman was not immediately known; she was wheeled out of the restaurant by paramedics.

She had been downing a margarita and smoking a cigarette before she was stricken, Basso said.

"She was eating, drinking, smoking, laughing, dancing, having fun," Basso said of the restaurant-goer, who fell unconscious Saturday night. "But when you treat your body like that day in and day out, eventually your body is going to give out."

The Heart Attack Grill is a hospital-themed restaurant that belly laughs at doctors' orders to steer clear of excessively caloric and fatty meals.

Waitresses wear skin-tight nurses' uniforms, and Basso dresses as the cardiologist on staff, complete with doctor's coat and stethoscope. Diners are called patients. And on the menu: "Flatliner" fries cooked in lard, shakes made with pure cream, and four flavors of "bypass" burgers, as in single, double, triple or quadruple bypass.

The Quadruple Bypass Burger can top 10,000 calories. Basso said the Guinness World Records book contacted him Friday to say that the burger was being crowned the most caloric sandwich on Earth.

The restaurant also offers free meals to people weighing more than 350 pounds.

The popular restaurant was in the news in mid-February when a man fell ill while eating a "Triple Bypass Burger" and had to be wheeled out of the restaurant by emergency workers. (Real ones, not staffers playing dress up.)

Basso, who calls himself a "board-certified burgerologist" working on the front lines to rid the world of anorexia and sobriety, says he doesn't really worry about liability issues or one of his "patients" suing him.

"Unlike cigarettes, I have had warnings labels since Day 1 when we opened in 2005 telling people how bad our food is for you. I think that skirts any liability we might have."

As for his critics, Basso says that the restaurant says more about the diners than it does about the ownership. He said he is posting signs throughout the restaurant promoting the new spot in the Guinness World Records book, and he makes no secret of the burger's eye-popping calorie count. "So what is it about someone who sees that sign and sees that this burger has 9,993 calories in it, and that person says 'I want one of those.'"

"I tell you, we attract that very bleeding edge, that avant-garde of risk takers."


i sense some fat-shaming in this article.

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#177
wow, way to inflation-shame.
#178
making sydney stacks on you hoes (and missing the mcrib)
#179
it's here
#180

gyrofry posted:

it's here



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#182
IS IT BACK YET IS IT BACK
#183
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#184
i ated too much
#185

tpaine posted:


mm! this food tastes like

unrelenting despair
#186
its actually back this time
#187
What is actual is rational and What is rational is actual.
- R.W.F. McDonald
#188
the mcrib is always-already present. it can never be said to be "back" in a meaningful way.
#189

animedad posted:

the mcrib is always-already present. it can never be said to be "back" in a meaningful way.



ya those things are like the homeless squatters of the digestive tract innit mate

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#191
you lie you die
#192
back just in time for ramadan....
#193
The McRib is back. confirmed all the way from the top

#194
its back and this time theres a mcrib-lite with no pork for all you musselmen
#195
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#196
https://twitter.com/McRibWatch/status/240922464027279360
#197

GoldenLionTamarin posted:

theres a mcrib-lite with no pork



thats a mcrib

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#199

gyrofry posted:

What is actual is rational and What is rational is actual.
- R.W.F. McDonald



what exists is good and whats... haha hows the rest go? im loving it

#200
It's back but you can't get shamrock shakes year round.