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FLAWDA
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authenticating tickets and official NFL merchandise

go
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i saw a dude inspired by this post on facebook about a hologram steve jobs coming back for apple press releases
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California
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i snuck backstage at coachella and took a complete rip of the tupac data and will be uploading a torrent of the late rapper as soon as possible for you to display on your home holoprojector setup
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Mike Nelson here.
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Skylark posted:
i snuck backstage at coachella and took a complete rip of the tupac data and will be uploading a torrent of the late rapper as soon as possible for you to display on your home holoprojector setup

that's really considerate of you, thanks. i've got a pretty bare-bones set-up here but i think it should work for tupac. i'm looking forward to getting him to sing "changes". but really i just want to hear him talk about life on the streets and what it was like going to heaven. so yeah just felt like voicing how excited i am for this.

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California
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this is a big step toward transhumanism, all
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Mike Nelson here.
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i was just told you might be joking, which is a pretty underhanded thing to do, but i'll try not to hold a grudge because friendship is important to me.
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hell's heart
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decoys for the assassin's bullet
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Luring privileged suburbanites with inferior taste in black urban music to a convenient location to... uhhh... host a sweet party for them.

edit: is the slaughter strongly enough implied?

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FLAWDA
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Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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easing failing American neighborhoods into their imminent ghettofication
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Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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Trayvon Martin tribute concert
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Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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have it stand next to me at all times to make me appear whiter by comparison
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Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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a man that Kim Kardashian can finally connect with on a real emotional level
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Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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Lana del Rey collab
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hell's heart
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use to explain tax code changes to gen x homeowners
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Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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the next electronic pet craze
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hell's heart
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last minute babysitter
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Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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actual virtual slavery
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hell's heart
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line up your abs with tupac's abs to easily track your workout progress
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Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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ppv cage fight with Bruce Hornsby's hologram
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YUNG JIRO AKA SHOWA STUNNA AKA
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lol
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potushead posted:
line up your abs with tupac's abs to easily track your workout progress



wow why did you steal my business plan?!

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NYU lecturer
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discipline posted:
do you think it'll be weird when we find out tupac isn't dead, like, for real



it'll be much weirder for him with all these holograms

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global experiment to see how weird it would be to fake your own death and come out of hiding only to find a hologram of yourself stationed in every eastern bloc country
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that would be pretty cool
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Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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have we considered the possibility that he was ALWAYS a hologram?
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Poronto
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dunno about you guys but i never saw a big sparkly "H" on his head
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tupac posted:
The cops can't stand me, but they can't touch me


because he was a HOLOGRAM

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YUNG JIRO AKA SHOWA STUNNA AKA
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discipline posted:
do you think it'll be weird when we find out tupac isn't dead, like, for real



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hell's heart
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best protect ya yurt home security system
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tupac posted:
I'm sensing niggas is defenceless I'm hitting fence's then getting ghost
Who can prevent me shooting senseless?
At these niggas throats
Bitch made niggas and that bullshit you going through
Outlaws busting while we rushing
We untouchable
Fuck you niggas and that bullshit you going through
We Outlaws rushing you busting you
We untouchable


Further compelling evidence.

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Mike Nelson here.
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littlegreenpills posted:
dunno about you guys but i never saw a big sparkly "H" on his head

upvoted for red dwarf jokes

#36
Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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Tupac got his start in DIGITAL Underground. wow, the clues were there all along
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littlegreenpills posted:
dunno about you guys but i never saw a big sparkly "H" on his head



Good Post

#38
meet me in st louis
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