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on a teenaged autist


a teen autist speaks
through the internet
he traverses fields
of loneliness
and ignorant misanthropy



life and death
the actuarial table
determines
how one feels:
grandma or $80000?
i cho
ose
de
a
t
h



happiness is cheap
one says, and
all hap
pinesses are equal, in
their origin, and
their quality
a harsh lesson awaits



he found presence online
in the room of his childhood.
so much presence to be found in a screen,
but the objects around him
have failed in denoting life



he was outside
once. the stimulus
was without interface,
and the faces had
no clear point of entry



total alienation from
the working masses,
the intelligentsia,
the bourgeoisie,
the aristocracy.
a marxist
without a place. a technician



a theoretical conversation
“hi”
*retreats inward*



girls are ephemeral
love makes you stupid
clear points, obviously,
gleaned, probably,
from a film, a message board, a comic book
bodies are abstract



the body no longer exists,
it seems, when your eyes
engage with a screen



the mass of humanity may well not exist;
i have determined this from my experience.
try living as i do one of these days,
see if you can make it, if you’re so strong,
if you know so much, if you think
you’ve suffered,
as i have



his name was cycloneteen
hhe posts with autistic sheen
he coulda been better
if hed throw on a sweater
and foist on the world a zine



grandma died and left a gift
thank allah her death was swift
now ive got this debit card
to buy pokemon with no regard
and proles and poors can suck their thrift



a hot and sexy little boy
who asked to be a joyful toy
lithe and tight and sprite and light
in the night a mite just right
an autist goy to fuck and destroy



life’s a bore life’s a flake
online forums give and take
nothing’s realer than this board
sweet discourse, you have my sword
i’ll post on rhizzone til i break



my solemn oath: i won’t have sex
for all you fuckers ive got this vex
spergs and incels say it with me
check this out it’s called goatse
fucking owned, you dumb rejects

Edited by Impper ()

#2
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i done made a thread bout mohammed
but atheists thought it was awful
i told them to suck it
cycloneman wouldnt fuck it
because that boy be a crypto moslem
#3
Nippon
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there once was a lady from gaza
who was a protestor just like la raza
she fought every day
in an activist way
until she found a guy to take her bras off

BAD POETRY.

Edited by jools ()

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how many bras?
#5
Nippon
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Double-bra.
#6
Mike Nelson here.
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there once was a poster named goat
who had steampunk pictures of note
but he'd never share
so no one could care
to read anything else he wrote
#7
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There once was a man from Poughkeepsie
who witnessed a rape drunk on whiskey
the EMTs screamed
when they arrived on the scene
and found it copyright 2012 by John Christy
#8
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There once was a man from Orlando
who was built like an old Marlon Brando
he swallowed some gin
and he yelled with a grin
"Oh long johnson, oh long don piano!"
#9
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there once was a syriac jew
po-mo all day he would spew
till he came till l.a.
and now all he can say
is 'more gin' and 'lets bang in the loo'

Edited by Tsargon ()

#10
Goldgelbes Löwenäffchen
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Meursault posted:

There once was a man from Orlando
who was built like an old Marlon Brando
he swallowed some gin
and he yelled with a grin
"Oh long johnson, oh long don piano!"


i wish i could upvote this two times.

#11
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There once was a Tom from Seattle
About Mao and Deluze he would prattle
Til he ate so much pork
He could not use a fork
And used knives like his pal ‘hammed Atta
#12
Poronto
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Now Baby Hu-ey P New Ton,
while travelling hither and yon,
had sex with a honey
in exchange for some money
yet gets mad if you call him a john

Edited by littlegreenpills ()

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there once was a forum called lf
it's hits made the "centrists" quite jealous
Till it threatened the barracks
of Grover and Barack
and got shut down and closed like it's Nablus
#14
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#15
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AUSSIE, ozzie isn't a word

and yes but nablus was a tenuous
#16
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ozzie is correct sorry
#17
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There once was a dumb bunch of yanks
they ate pizzas and made Abrams tanks
they thought they were cool
but got taken for fools
the Jews laughed all the way to the bank
#18
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i'm breaking the rules
my maypole is erected
let's be revolting
#19
Poronto
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A poster lives near Puget Sound
Whose physique is justly renowned.
His gait and his waddle
Are held as a model
To all the fat Muslims around.
#20
Kurdt
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Roses are red
MCA is dead
#21
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