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http://www.npr.org/blogs/money/2012/06/15/155106232/the-karl-marx-mastercard-is-here-it-needs-a-tagline?ps=cprs



"A spectre is haunting Europe - the spectre of cash back and low, low interest rates."

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das krazy kapital
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Going to ironically use this while Unironically Wearing my Combat Liberalism shirt
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kapital one
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Groulxsmith posted:

Going to ironically use this while Unironically Wearing my Combat Liberalism shirt


im gunna use it with my 'communist party' shirt. get it??!

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people on the internet are being really stupid about this

Easy access to your trust fund cash anywhere you go you post-ironic hipster pieces of shit. Buy yourself a 100 dollar t-shirt with a recycled corporate catch phrase on it with the father of socialism on your card. Consume consume consume, it’s what Marx would’ve wanted.



chemnitz was called Karl Marx City until 1990. is it so unthinkable that communism's orphaned children might miss their socialist past enough to want to be reminded of it even as the state (sparkasse is public) transitions them from welfare slavery to debt slavery

west germany tore down their factory and gave them a credit card. they know that. they spent a good part of their lives building socialism irl, they aren't stupid

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I have a Nestor Makhno credit card and I just spend money on whatever! It's crazy! Anarchism is crazy for everyone!!!
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other than che tshirts, marxism has been the only social movement that hasn't been ruthlessly commodified and perverted by capital. you don't see too many bands with music videos singing behind stalin, or advertisements with mao selling toothpaste. that alone makes marxism-leninism, which is too "evil" to turn into a cool way to market ethical capitalism, the correct path. i guess the same thing is true of hitler though
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babyhueypnewton posted:

other than che tshirts, marxism has been the only social movement that hasn't been ruthlessly commodified and perverted by capital. you don't see too many bands with music videos singing behind stalin, or advertisements with mao selling toothpaste. that alone makes marxism-leninism, which is too "evil" to turn into a cool way to market ethical capitalism, the correct path. i guess the same thing is true of hitler though


dude totally

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its a type of herbal tea
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guten morgen herr hustermann, das marxerkard ist gut, ja?
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babyhueypnewton posted:

other than che tshirts, marxism has been the only social movement that hasn't been ruthlessly commodified and perverted by capital. you don't see too many bands with music videos singing behind stalin, or advertisements with mao selling toothpaste. that alone makes marxism-leninism, which is too "evil" to turn into a cool way to market ethical capitalism, the correct path. i guess the same thing is true of hitler though


lol

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babyhueypnewton posted:

other than che tshirts, marxism has been the only social movement that hasn't been ruthlessly commodified and perverted by capital. you don't see too many bands with music videos singing behind stalin, or advertisements with mao selling toothpaste. that alone makes marxism-leninism, which is too "evil" to turn into a cool way to market ethical capitalism, the correct path. i guess the same thing is true of hitler though



are you kidding? every single form of marxism in the west is a perverted form of socialist thinking that uses marxism as nothing more than a means of preventing capitalism from going completely over into the abyss

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babyhueypnewton posted:

other than che tshirts, marxism has been the only social movement that hasn't been ruthlessly commodified and perverted by capital. you don't see too many bands with music videos singing behind stalin, or advertisements with mao selling toothpaste. that alone makes marxism-leninism, which is too "evil" to turn into a cool way to market ethical capitalism, the correct path. i guess the same thing is true of hitler though



i take it you haven't seen VERSO BOOKs new ad campaign??

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money can't buy perpetual revolution and counter revolution

for everything else, there's marxtercard
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babyhueypnewton posted:

other than che tshirts, marxism has been the only social movement that hasn't been ruthlessly commodified and perverted by capital. you don't see too many bands with music videos singing behind stalin, or advertisements with mao selling toothpaste. that alone makes marxism-leninism, which is too "evil" to turn into a cool way to market ethical capitalism, the correct path. i guess the same thing is true of hitler though



this made me look for a funny quote in situationist-jerkoff raoul vaneigem's 'revolution of every day lief' in which he insists the commercial appropriation of socialist imagery only presently robs them of their symbolic efficacy, and that 'red star brewing' or wahtever better watch out lest they have a real Revolution on they hands! anyway i couldn't find it, but check out the opening paragraph lol

The history of our times calls to mind those Walt Disney characters who rush madly over the edge of a cliff without seeing it, so that the power of their imagination keeps them suspended in mid-air; but as soon as they look down and see where they are, they fall.

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babyhueypnewton posted:

other than che tshirts, marxism has been the only social movement that hasn't been ruthlessly commodified and perverted by capital. you don't see too many bands with music videos singing behind stalin, or advertisements with mao selling toothpaste. that alone makes marxism-leninism, which is too "evil" to turn into a cool way to market ethical capitalism, the correct path. i guess the same thing is true of hitler though



the fuck you talking about.

communism and socialism have been appropriated for marketing purposes a million times over, the very fact that you're a first world bougie who participates in first world markets but *self defines* (the most liberal of defines) as a communist and thus alleviate some of your -=white bro guilt=- is indicative of the fact that socialism was in fact watered down, repackaged, turned into a commodity and shoved down y)our throat.

it's not like you fucking see cereal boxes with Ayn Rand and Milton Friedman's faces plastered all over them either.

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babyhueypnewton posted:

other than che tshirts, marxism has been the only social movement that hasn't been ruthlessly commodified and perverted by capital. you don't see too many bands with music videos singing behind stalin, or advertisements with mao selling toothpaste. that alone makes marxism-leninism, which is too "evil" to turn into a cool way to market ethical capitalism, the correct path. i guess the same thing is true of hitler though



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tpaine posted:

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one pound?? thats a lot of nuts!!!1!one!

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Transient_Grace posted:

babyhueypnewton posted:

other than che tshirts, marxism has been the only social movement that hasn't been ruthlessly commodified and perverted by capital. you don't see too many bands with music videos singing behind stalin, or advertisements with mao selling toothpaste. that alone makes marxism-leninism, which is too "evil" to turn into a cool way to market ethical capitalism, the correct path. i guess the same thing is true of hitler though

the fuck you talking about.

communism and socialism have been appropriated for marketing purposes a million times over, the very fact that you're a first world bougie who participates in first world markets but *self defines* (the most liberal of defines) as a communist and thus alleviate some of your -=white bro guilt=- is indicative of the fact that socialism was in fact watered down, repackaged, turned into a commodity and shoved down y)our throat.

it's not like you fucking see cereal boxes with Ayn Rand and Milton Friedman's faces plastered all over them either.




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"Socialism hasn't been commodified!"

*is aware of wddp.org*

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kinch posted:

babyhueypnewton posted:

other than che tshirts, marxism has been the only social movement that hasn't been ruthlessly commodified and perverted by capital. you don't see too many bands with music videos singing behind stalin, or advertisements with mao selling toothpaste. that alone makes marxism-leninism, which is too "evil" to turn into a cool way to market ethical capitalism, the correct path. i guess the same thing is true of hitler though

this made me look for a funny quote in situationist-jerkoff raoul vaneigem's 'revolution of every day lief' in which he insists the commercial appropriation of socialist imagery only presently robs them of their symbolic efficacy, and that 'red star brewing' or wahtever better watch out lest they have a real Revolution on they hands! anyway i couldn't find it, but check out the opening paragraph lol

The history of our times calls to mind those Walt Disney characters who rush madly over the edge of a cliff without seeing it, so that the power of their imagination keeps them suspended in mid-air; but as soon as they look down and see where they are, they fall.



Issue-politics, partial refusal and piecemeal demands are the very thing that blocks transcendence. The worst inhumanity is never anything but a wish for emancipation that has settled for compromise and fossilized beneath the strata of successive sacrifices. Liberalism, socialism and Bolshevism have each built new prisons under the sign of liberty. The left fights for an increase in comfort within alienation, skillfully furthering this impoverished aim by evoking the barricades, the red flag and the finest revolutionary moments of the past. In this way once-radical impulses are doubly betrayed, twice renounced: first they are ossified, then dug up and used as a carrot. "Revolution" is doing pretty well everywhere: worker-priests, priest-junkies, communist generals, red potentates, trade unionists on the board of directors.... Radical chic harmonizes perfectly with a society that can sell Watney's Red Barrel beer under the slogan "The Red Revolution is Coming." Not that all this is without risk for the system. The endless caricaturing of the most deeply felt revolutionary desires can produce a backlash in the shape of a resurgence of such feelings, purified in reaction to their universal prostitution. There is no such thing as lost allusions.

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Transient_Grace posted:

babyhueypnewton posted:

other than che tshirts, marxism has been the only social movement that hasn't been ruthlessly commodified and perverted by capital. you don't see too many bands with music videos singing behind stalin, or advertisements with mao selling toothpaste. that alone makes marxism-leninism, which is too "evil" to turn into a cool way to market ethical capitalism, the correct path. i guess the same thing is true of hitler though

the fuck you talking about.

communism and socialism have been appropriated for marketing purposes a million times over, the very fact that you're a first world bougie who participates in first world markets but *self defines* (the most liberal of defines) as a communist and thus alleviate some of your -=white bro guilt=- is indicative of the fact that socialism was in fact watered down, repackaged, turned into a commodity and shoved down y)our throat.

it's not like you fucking see cereal boxes with Ayn Rand and Milton Friedman's faces plastered all over them either.



yep

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AmericanNazbro posted:

babyhueypnewton posted:

other than che tshirts, marxism has been the only social movement that hasn't been ruthlessly commodified and perverted by capital. you don't see too many bands with music videos singing behind stalin, or advertisements with mao selling toothpaste. that alone makes marxism-leninism, which is too "evil" to turn into a cool way to market ethical capitalism, the correct path. i guess the same thing is true of hitler though

are you kidding? every single form of marxism in the west is a perverted form of socialist thinking that uses marxism as nothing more than a means of preventing capitalism from going completely over into the abyss



I just mean commercialized. Like there is no communist rage against the machine! or Big Bill Haywood statue in DC or "my generation" montage during the superbowl with a strike or a CPUSA school or Stalin mugs. Obviously Trotskysm is a perversion of Marxism for liberals, that's all I meant.

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Transient_Grace posted:

babyhueypnewton posted:

other than che tshirts, marxism has been the only social movement that hasn't been ruthlessly commodified and perverted by capital. you don't see too many bands with music videos singing behind stalin, or advertisements with mao selling toothpaste. that alone makes marxism-leninism, which is too "evil" to turn into a cool way to market ethical capitalism, the correct path. i guess the same thing is true of hitler though

the fuck you talking about.

communism and socialism have been appropriated for marketing purposes a million times over, the very fact that you're a first world bougie who participates in first world markets but *self defines* (the most liberal of defines) as a communist and thus alleviate some of your -=white bro guilt=- is indicative of the fact that socialism was in fact watered down, repackaged, turned into a commodity and shoved down y)our throat.

it's not like you fucking see cereal boxes with Ayn Rand and Milton Friedman's faces plastered all over them either.



this post got 4 upvotes o_O yeah white guilt, fuck white people, w d d p . org

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it's only through my faith in personal virtue and in Jesus of Nazareth that I do not mention your prostitute escapades right now Baby Huey.

Don't make bad obtuse posts.
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MLP exists
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babyhueypnewton posted:

AmericanNazbro posted:

babyhueypnewton posted:

other than che tshirts, marxism has been the only social movement that hasn't been ruthlessly commodified and perverted by capital. you don't see too many bands with music videos singing behind stalin, or advertisements with mao selling toothpaste. that alone makes marxism-leninism, which is too "evil" to turn into a cool way to market ethical capitalism, the correct path. i guess the same thing is true of hitler though

are you kidding? every single form of marxism in the west is a perverted form of socialist thinking that uses marxism as nothing more than a means of preventing capitalism from going completely over into the abyss

I just mean commercialized. Like there is no communist rage against the machine! or Big Bill Haywood statue in DC or "my generation" montage during the superbowl with a strike or a CPUSA school or Stalin mugs. Obviously Trotskysm is a perversion of Marxism for liberals, that's all I meant.


sure there is, it's just targeted to a specific group of young white urbanites. you won't see things like on a countryside billboard, but you will see it in the near west side of chicago: http://revbrew.com/

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germanjoey posted:

babyhueypnewton posted:

other than che tshirts, marxism has been the only social movement that hasn't been ruthlessly commodified and perverted by capital. you don't see too many bands with music videos singing behind stalin, or advertisements with mao selling toothpaste. that alone makes marxism-leninism, which is too "evil" to turn into a cool way to market ethical capitalism, the correct path. i guess the same thing is true of hitler though

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Transient_Grace posted:

it's only through my faith in personal virtue and in Jesus of Nazareth that I do not mention your prostitute escapades right now Baby Huey.



i guess that means you don't have a lot of personal virtue and faith in jesus

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babyhueypnewton posted:

AmericanNazbro posted:

babyhueypnewton posted:

other than che tshirts, marxism has been the only social movement that hasn't been ruthlessly commodified and perverted by capital. you don't see too many bands with music videos singing behind stalin, or advertisements with mao selling toothpaste. that alone makes marxism-leninism, which is too "evil" to turn into a cool way to market ethical capitalism, the correct path. i guess the same thing is true of hitler though

are you kidding? every single form of marxism in the west is a perverted form of socialist thinking that uses marxism as nothing more than a means of preventing capitalism from going completely over into the abyss

I just mean commercialized. Like there is no communist rage against the machine! or Big Bill Haywood statue in DC or "my generation" montage during the superbowl with a strike or a CPUSA school or Stalin mugs. Obviously Trotskysm is a perversion of Marxism for liberals, that's all I meant.





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in east germany it was really hard to lose your job if you were bad at it or were really lazy. now those same people have had a hard time adjusting to capitalism, which demands that you at least show up and give an effort. so the incompetent and lazy are nostalgic for a system that gave them a living without asking for anything in return.