#1
this newslady is upset because some jerko sent her an email that was all huffy about her weight which makes sense i guess but then she starts acting like she's been cyberbullied and eventually compares getting an email telling her to slim down to problems people face wrt racism, ableism and the like which pretty much forced my eyeballs to roll completely around and im now looking at my own brain

#2
huh it is p weird seeing fats on tv tho guy has a point
#3
It's bullshit when you're in small enough a market that fat white people are hired to present things. Just Kev's opinion.
#4

angelbutt_dollface posted:

this newslady is upset because some jerko sent her an email that was all huffy about her weight which makes sense i guess but then she starts acting like she's been cyberbullied and eventually compares getting an email telling her to slim down to problems people face wrt racism, ableism and the like which pretty much forced my eyeballs to roll completely around and im now looking at my own brain



The harpoons, they do nothing

#5
hey dudes do you know whats super cool. fat activists, lgbt supremacists and identity politickers in general are the only people on the left who are actually doing anything
#6
Don't forget capitalists
#7

littlegreenpills posted:

hey dudes do you know whats super cool. fat activists, lgbt supremacists and identity politickers in general are the only people on the left who are actually doing anything


what about cia plants

#8

littlegreenpills posted:

hey dudes do you know whats super cool. fat activists, lgbt supremacists and identity politickers in general are the only people on the left who are actually doing anything



the left? clearly they represent both sides of the spectrum.

#9
fat activists lol
#10

littlegreenpills posted:

hey dudes do you know whats super cool. fat activists, lgbt supremacists and identity politickers in general are the only people on the left who are actually doing anything



that's cuz they have no shame

#11

innsmouthful posted:

clearly they represent both sides of the spectrum.



when they encompass a multiplicity of ideological positions, they ENCOMPASS a multiplicity of ideological positions

#12
what do you call a safe space for plus sized activists? the Antonov hangar lmao
#13
real talk there was once a slightly rubenesque girl I knew boasting about her new healthy lifestyle in front of a ton of her friends and how she'd done fifty laps that morning and i said "yeah, fifty laps of the buffet table" and it was the funniest thing i've ever done in my life. every moment since then has been dedicated to recapturing the transcendent bliss of that moment of ownage
#14

GoldenLionTamarin posted:

what about cia plants



What about us, I mean them, haha

#15

littlegreenpills posted:

real talk there was once a slightly rubenesque girl I knew boasting about her new healthy lifestyle in front of a ton of her friends and how she'd done fifty laps that morning and i said "yeah, fifty laps of the buffet table" and it was the funniest thing i've ever done in my life. every moment since then has been dedicated to recapturing the transcendent bliss of that moment of ownage


thats rude

#16

GoldenLionTamarin posted:

thats rude



i know she was really upset and started crying. score

#17
she probably gave up on trying to lose weight and now shes dead. christ
#18
no she died of anorexia. i have a photo of her in that hospital bed, a pale faded mass in a forest of tubes, bones jutting everywhere, fine lanugo covering her limbs. i look at it every night jacking off furiously and spray her dead face with cum. roflzebra. sic semper vapid slightly overweight cunts
#19

littlegreenpills posted:

real talk there was once a slightly rubenesque girl I knew boasting about her new healthy lifestyle in front of a ton of her friends and how she'd done fifty laps that morning and i said "yeah, fifty laps of the buffet table" and it was the funniest thing i've ever done in my life. every moment since then has been dedicated to recapturing the transcendent bliss of that moment of ownage

lol

#20

littlegreenpills posted:

no she died of anorexia. i have a photo of her in that hospital bed, a pale faded mass in a forest of tubes, bones jutting everywhere, fine lanugo covering her limbs. i look at it every night jacking off furiously and spray her dead face with cum. roflzebra. sic semper vapid slightly overweight cunts


now THAT'S rude!!

#21

littlegreenpills posted:

real talk there was once a slightly rubenesque girl I knew boasting about her new healthy lifestyle in front of a ton of her friends and how she'd done fifty laps that morning and i said "yeah, fifty laps of the buffet table" and it was the funniest thing i've ever done in my life. every moment since then has been dedicated to recapturing the transcendent bliss of that moment of ownage



Damn you must be a dreadfully unfunny person in real life if you're bragging about that

#22
um you've read my posts
#23

littlegreenpills posted:

hey dudes do you know whats super cool. fat activists, lgbt supremacists and identity politickers in general are the only people on the left who are actually doing anything



Good.

#24
I guess that depends on how you define doing anything
#25
Changing The World
#26

shermanstick posted:

fat activists lol



oxymoron

#27
fat activists, or obesey bodies
#28

AmericanNazbro posted:

shermanstick posted:

fat activists lol

oxymoron


that..... was the joke

#29
that was the joke
#30
#31
one time i made a joke about convincing fat acceptance activists to do a hunger strike. well, thats my contribution
#32
#33

littlegreenpills posted:

hey dudes do you know whats super cool. fat activists, lgbt supremacists and identity politickers in general are the only people on the left who are actually doing anything



Yea that's true, on tumblr

#34
Yea basically I drew the characters from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic with big round bellies and the caption we are also horses. I'm literally the only person in the Left who's doing anything & my view of the world is so rooted in the west that I should basically be executed for nobody's good but my own.
#35

Given this country's present epidemic of obesity and the many truly horrible diseases related thereto, and considering Jennifer Livingston's fortuitous position in the community, I hope she will finally take advantage of a rare and golden opportunity to influence the health and psychological well-being of Coulee Region children by transforming herself for all of her viewers to see over the next year, and, to that end, I would be absolutely pleased to offer Jennifer any advice or support she would be willing to accept.

#36
#37
on mike and molly it was always snowing even though irl chicago it snowed lightly maybe twice the whole winter
#38

MadMedico posted:

Given this country's present epidemic of obesity and the many truly horrible diseases related thereto, and considering Jennifer Livingston's fortuitous position in the community, I hope she will finally take advantage of a rare and golden opportunity to influence the health and psychological well-being of Coulee Region children by transforming herself for all of her viewers to see over the next year, and, to that end, I would be absolutely pleased to offer Jennifer any advice or support she would be willing to accept.



she got called out by stephen colbert?

#39
hahaha you great looking slut
#40
"you are literally a bad influence on the health of young girls"