#41

tpaine posted:

he died

Good.

#42
Oh ok. He got high in a castle made from papa johns pizza boxes, which collapsed.
#43

libelous_slander posted:

Oh ok. He got high in a castle made from papa johns pizza boxes, which collapsed.

rip

#44
Thks 4 teh sentiment, tornadolad
#45
As you are trying to apologize to the dude who totally sells weed you see Officer Dan, the fascist pig, rolling up to the pizzeria...
#46
kill him until he is dead
#47

thirdplace posted:

kill him until he is dead

#48
Tell the dealer you've got the $25 for a gram and just have to step next door to use the ATM at the laundromat. Invite him to sit down for some slices while he waits, as you and your friend pool your money and buy the $12 vegan pizza and leave a $1.50 tip. Signal to the cop as you slip into the laundromat. Empty the account and pay the ATM fee. Tip Officer Dan off that you've got a major dealer from the Gumphrey family next door and you've got the bust all set for him if he'll clear your pending felony charge. You walk back to the vegan pizza joint while Officer Dan puts on some plain clothes from a laundromat dryer. He enters the pizza place and you give the dealer $25 for the Purple Banana Hazeberry. Officer Dan makes the bust and you and your friend walk out with the stuff and exactly $6 remaining for forties. Time for some major Win this Friday night.
#49

shermanstick posted:

why is it every time we do a CYOA it has to devolve into all the characters blowing each other for drugs



write what u know