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modnote: shit talking about the glorious DPRK itt will not be tolerated -EO

Today the Korean people are turning out as one in the drive to build a thriving socialist country. They have launched artificial satellites by their own efforts and with their own technologies, and produced the Juche iron, the Juche fertilizer and the Juche fibre based on domestic fuel and raw materials abundant in their country.

The fact that they are now advancing without any vacillation despite the imperialists’ vicious moves to stifle the DPRK is inconceivable apart from the immortal exploits of President Kim Il Sung, who wisely led them in their efforts to lay solid foundations for an independent national economy.

Historical accomplishments of People's Korea during the rule of glorious leader Kim Il-Sung:

* Rebuilding of the economy after the imperialist invasion and occupation

* Five fold increase in income over forty years

* One of the world's poorest countries achieved socialist industrialization

* Higher life expectancy than South (colonized) Korea

* World's second happiest people (after China)

Reasons for difficulties during the imperialist overthrow of the steadfast ally, Soviet Union:

* Imperialist provocation and espionage

* Refusal of the imperial powers to allow food and medicine shipments, only relenting after successful uranium enrichment for peaceful purposes

* Excessive emphasis upon agricultural production, consumer goods and health care

* Lack of haste in commencement of the nuclear program

* Failure to exploit the collapse of colonized Korea

* Inadequate shelling of Seoul and major imperialist dens across the DMZ

* Inadequate employment of chemical weapons generally

* Presence of American nuclear weapons in occupied Korea, followed by imperialist efforts to deny the sovereign right of Korea to peaceful nuclear power

* Insufficient emphasis on heavy industry

* Lack of dedication and zeal among the revolutionary cadres generally

Following the assumption of glorious leader Kim Jong-il to leadership of the People's democratic republic, recovery began with haste with the regaining of prosperity previously achieved with the support of our socialist allies.

Accomplishments of People's Korea under the leadership of Kim Jong-il:

* Disproved claims of American imperialists of imminent collapse of People's Korea

* Further development of the revolutionary theory

* Elimination of 1.5 million treasonous thugs through wise employment of food rationing and distribution

*Successful launch of two Korean satellites, in the face of the failure of South Korea to launch rockets into space

Reasons for difficulty under the Kim Jong-il period:

* Flood and climate conditions

* Imperialist sabotage and embargo

* Entrenchment of US military forces in the unliberated Korea, preventing collapse of imperialist rule there

* Corrupt and disloyal party officials allowing proliferation of underground markets

* Insufficient emphasis on heavy industry

* Lack of dedication and zeal among the revolutionary cadres generally

The People's Democratic Republic nevertheless welcomes our newest Dear Leader, Kim Jong-Un, to carry on the tradition of his father and grandfather in further bringing the true Korea to ever greater levels of prosperity and correct thought.

Edited by EmanuelaBrolandi ()

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number of worldwide viral youtube phenomenons: 0. checkmate, says south korea
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modnote: shit talking about the glorious DPRK will not be tolerated
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this should count but it doesn't. sorry i don't make the facts ma'am i just report 'em
#6

thirdplace posted:

number of worldwide viral youtube phenomenons: 0. checkmate, says south korea



Best national dish/Country:

Kimchi/North Korea.

Second best national dish/Country:

Grilled Steak/Serbija

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"* Lack of dedication and zeal among the revolutionary cadres generally " that is really my favorite difficulty and to me also the most apparent in this evil godless west
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North Korea May Take Action to Jolt Economy, Analysts Say

SEOUL, South Korea — North Korea said Wednesday that it would convene its Parliament this month, an unusual session that South Korean analysts said might officially introduce a program by the country’s leader, Kim Jong-un, to revitalize the nation’s moribund economy.

Since taking over the leadership after the death of his father, Kim Jong-il, in December, the younger Mr. Kim has repeatedly emphasized the need to improve the living standards of his impoverished people. He said in April, during his first speech, that he would ensure that North Koreans would “never have to tighten their belts again.”

Since July, various news reports in South Korea have quoted anonymous sources in the North as saying that Mr. Kim planned to give factories and collective farms incentives aimed at increasing productivity. The state would let farmers keep 30 percent of their yield, the reports said; until now, it is believed that they could sell only a surplus beyond a government-set quota, which was rarely met. Factories would choose what to produce and how to market their wares, splitting any profits with the state and paying their own workers.

The changes, tested as pilot projects in selected farms and factories, will eventually be extended to the rest of North Korea and replace the country’s dysfunctional state ration system, these reports said.

Such changes, if confirmed, would be the North’s latest — and perhaps boldest — effort to overhaul its economy. A similar effort failed a decade ago.

“The coming parliamentary session will be a bellwether on where Kim Jong-un is taking his country’s economy,” said Koh Yu-hwan, a North Korea specialist at Dongguk University in Seoul.

The announcement by the North’s official Korean Central News Agency that the Supreme People’s Assembly would meet Sept. 25 gave no details as to its agenda. It is rare for the rubber-stamp Parliament to meet more than once a year. It last assembled in April, when legislators elected Mr. Kim to succeed his father as chairman of the National Defense Commission, the North’s top state agency, the last of the top military, party and state titles he inherited.

Besides passing legislation and appointing top government officials, the North Korean legislature also announces important domestic and foreign policies. In 2003, it declared that the country would expand its nuclear weapons program.

On Friday, the North Korean Foreign Ministry vowed to expand the country’s nuclear arsenal “beyond imagination.” The threat came as the International Atomic Energy Agency warned that North Korea was making significant progress in building a new nuclear reactor widely seen as a means to enrich uranium and make weapons-grade plutonium. On Wednesday, the Foreign Ministry said its nuclear program was no longer for “peaceful purposes only” and the country acquired nuclear weapons to cope with the “persistent hostile policy” of the United States.

North Korea watchers in the South said that Mr. Kim, who South Korean officials believe to be 28, may retire some of the North’s aging leaders, like Prime Minister Choe Yong-rim and Kim Yong-nam, the president of Parliament, both in their 80s, to put his own stamp on the leadership hierarchy and promote younger technocrats to drive his economic revitalization efforts.

The South Korean news reports on Mr. Kim’s economic changes cited North Korean party officials who attended briefings on Mr. Kim’s economic program. They varied in details while agreeing on a rough outline.

“The gist is to expand incentives for factories, individuals and collective farms to boost productivity,” said Yoo Ho-yeol, a North Korea specialist at Korea University in Seoul.

Within collective farms, groups of four to six workers will be allowed to work as units to encourage competition, according to the Seoul bureau of Radio Free Asia, based in Washington, as well as Web sites in Seoul, which use sources in the North to collect news. Meanwhile, Jang Song-thaek, Mr. Kim’s uncle and key policy adviser, visited China last month and won Beijing’s commitment to help North Korea build two free economic zones on its border.

On Tuesday, a senior government official in Seoul, speaking on the condition of anonymity to a group of reporters, confirmed one element of the reported plans. He said the North was taking the lucrative trading rights from its powerful military and returning them to the cabinet. In April, Mr. Kim vowed to make the cabinet “the economic command.” Analysts say that the North’s former army chief, Vice Marshal Ri Yong-ho, who lost all his jobs in July, was fired for resisting an effort by Mr. Kim and Mr. Jang to curtail the military’s economic rights.

Analysts in South Korea remained divided over whether Mr. Kim was trying to achieve genuine economic change, of the kind his country’s main ally, China, has pursued, or seeking more productivity only to make up for his dwindling state coffers. The government has found it increasingly hard to earn hard currency in recent years as United Nations sanctions tightened and outside aid dwindled.

In a commentary published on the Web site of Sejong Institute of South Korea, Oh Gyeong-seop, an analyst, credited Mr. Kim with “reform within the system,” rather than a shift toward a market economy. His program, as reported so far, “still adheres to the state ownership of properties and bans individuals from establishing their own business enterprises,” he said.

Mr. Kim said in April that North Korea should stick to “socialist economic principles” while bolstering production. In July, his government even scoffed at reports of economic changes in North Korea, calling them a “hallucination,” like “expecting the sun to rise from the west.” In August, its main party newspaper, Rodong Sinmun, said North Korea might change “tactics” but would never abandon its “strategy” of building a “powerful socialist country.”

In 2002, North Korea experimented with similar incentives, but it quickly backtracked when the markets and trading activities boomed and the government saw them as a threat to its near-totalitarian control on the population. In 2009, North Korea again cracked down on markets. Such interference set off runaway inflation and occasional outbursts of protest.

Pak Pong-ju, the former North Korean prime minister who was banished for pushing changes too far in 2002, returned to the center of economic policy in 2010. He is supported by Mr. Kim’s aunt and Mr. Jang’s wife, Kim Kyong-hee, whose influence has increased under the young Mr. Kim, according to analysts and officials here.

Meanwhile, word of a new round of economic change has created uncertainty among North Koreans, already fueling inflation. The price of rice has doubled since early June, Daily NK reported last week.

“Here people think that economic measures mean rising prices,” it quoted a North Korean as saying.
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/09/06/world/asia/north-korea-may-be-preparing-economic-reforms.html?_r=2&pagewanted=all&



i may have posted this before idk

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fucked up butt true

Due to the negative critical and public reaction to the show, the producers made changes to Mrs. Columbo. The spin-off was renamed Kate Columbo, followed by Kate the Detective, and finally Kate Loves a Mystery. The main character was likewise renamed "Kate Callahan"; all references to and ties with the original Columbo show were dropped. After this, a reference was made in the show to Kate's divorce: the character was no longer Mrs. Columbo nor was she meant to have any connection with him at all.


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prohairesis posted:

Since July, various news reports in South Korea have quoted anonymous sources in the North as saying that Mr. Kim planned to give factories and collective farms incentives aimed at increasing productivity. The state would let farmers keep 30 percent of their yield, the reports said; until now, it is believed that they could sell only a surplus beyond a government-set quota, which was rarely met. Factories would choose what to produce and how to market their wares, splitting any profits with the state and paying their own workers.



This is a clear restoration of imperial capitalism. It could not mean anything more than a temporary symbolic gesture to the aggression of the west in order to appease their espionage agents and McCulture antinuclear ecology movement. The article is also categorically incorrect, production quotas in People's Korea are always met and exceeded by at least 50%.

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oh they are going to industrialize their country by 2026? good for them.
#12

getfiscal posted:

oh they are going to industrialize their country by 2026? good for them.



Your post shows insufficient revolutionary zeal. Report to the reducatio ncamps.

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mustangs 1-18 where pretty gay but mustang 19 is sort of alright
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EmanuelaOrlandi posted:

mustangs 1-18 where pretty gay but mustang 19 is sort of alright



The Mustang P-51 was an imperial fighter during the War of Imperialist Aggression, if that is to what you prefer our military technology has advanced greatly since that time and all of our aircraft now possess jet engine technology.

As we speak the glorious North Korean space program has prepared its rocket upon the launch pad at Sohae and fueling will commence shortly for our third successful launch of an advanced satellite of whose kind is yet to be revealed, but will include the latest fusion reactor technology.

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Life expectancy:

South Korea: 78.6
North Korea: 67.3
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instead of pouring all their money into a huge army they should demobilize i dunno maybe a million of their soldiers and then pour that money into a huge pro-juche public relations campaign around the world. you know how saudis basically bankroll mosques and schools, they need to do that. but don't say juche, just call it like the Independence Foundation for Social Justice or something, and give out scholarships and shit for college essays and social media activism that promotes freedom for north korea. maybe rebrand north korea as a gay-friendly destination, like cuba hilariously did, so that gay republicans start talking about how they need to support the only gay friendly country in east asia.
#17

Ironicwarcriminal posted:

Life expectancy:

South Korea: 78.6
North Korea: 67.3

hmm 67 years of mass games or 78 years of psy remixes wow what a hard choice

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thousands of highly trained soldiers march in perfect unison

*screen wipes over to man doing vulgar horse dance*

two koreas. your choice.
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Ironicwarcriminal posted:

Life expectancy:

South Korea: 78.6
North Korea: 67.3



Impossible, 50% of South Koreans are unemployed (counting semi-employed) and the average household debt is 60 million won to imperialist institutions. Educate yourself on life in the People's Paradise of the DPRK, comrade.

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mustangs are part of the patriarchy
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-edited for violation of article 58-

Edited by EmanuelaBrolandi ()

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http://www.kcna.co.jp/item/2012/201211/news29/20121129-20ee.html

Lair of King Tongmyong's Unicorn Reconfirmed in DPRK
Pyongyang, November 29 (KCNA) -- Archaeologists of the History Institute of the DPRK Academy of Social Sciences have recently reconfirmed a lair of the unicorn rode by King Tongmyong, founder of the Koguryo Kingdom (B.C. 277-A.D. 668).
The lair is located 200 meters from the Yongmyong Temple in Moran Hill in Pyongyang City. A rectangular rock carved with words "Unicorn Lair" stands in front of the lair. The carved words are believed to date back to the period of Koryo Kingdom (918-1392).
Jo Hui Sung, director of the Institute, told KCNA:
"Korea's history books deal with the unicorn, considered to be ridden by King Tongmyong, and its lair.
The Sogyong (Pyongyang) chapter of the old book 'Koryo History' (geographical book), said: Ulmil Pavilion is on the top of Mt. Kumsu, with Yongmyong Temple, one of Pyongyang's eight scenic spots, beneath it. The temple served as a relief palace for King Tongmyong, in which there is the lair of his unicorn.
The old book 'Sinjungdonggukyojisungnam' (Revised Handbook of Korean Geography) complied in the 16th century wrote that there is a lair west of Pubyok Pavilion in Mt. Kumsu.
The discovery of the unicorn lair, associated with legend about King Tongmyong, proves that Pyongyang was a capital city of Ancient Korea as well as Koguryo Kingdom."



Scientific Marxism

#23
that whole unicorn thing was hilarious because it went viral and was on the news sites and then like a week later in the shadows a few honest people were like "hey we went and actually read the korean and the translation was completely wrong."

but anyone who could read english knows that they weren't saying they found a unicorn, but they found a historical sight similar to saying "we found the cave where rhea hid zeus from Kronos (side note: I've actually been there, it's in crete, and no one actually thinks Zeus was there. it's nice), no korean mistranslation necessary.

of course all of this was ignored for a WACKY KOREANS propaganda piece. it's one of those propaganda pieces that stands out among the constant propaganda for being so patently dishonest that it really makes a logical person feel like an alien.
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anyway, south koreans have a far more nuanced view of korean history and are pretty sympathetic with kim il sung and the anti-imperialism of the north (the american military occupation, which is a direct continuation of the japanese military occupation, is universally reviled in the south). who cares what a bunch of uneducated western liberals think about the situation, north korea sure doesn't.
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babyhueypnewton posted:

it really makes a logical person feel like an alien.

logical people are aliens! vulcans! haha good fun

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babyhueypnewton posted:

who cares what a bunch of uneducated western liberals think about the situation, north korea sure doesn't.

actually north korea will need them as consultants and image specialists as they continue to privatize their economy.

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babyhueypnewton posted:

that whole unicorn thing was hilarious because it went viral and was on the news sites and then like a week later in the shadows a few honest people were like "hey we went and actually read the korean and the translation was completely wrong."

but anyone who could read english knows that they weren't saying they found a unicorn, but they found a historical sight similar to saying "we found the cave where rhea hid zeus from Kronos (side note: I've actually been there, it's in crete, and no one actually thinks Zeus was there. it's nice), no korean mistranslation necessary.

of course all of this was ignored for a WACKY KOREANS propaganda piece. it's one of those propaganda pieces that stands out among the constant propaganda for being so patently dishonest that it really makes a logical person feel like an alien.



Can you stop this racist “hurr north Koreans didn’t find an actual unicorn, that would be stupid!” shtick? They exist:



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Ironicwarcriminal posted:

babyhueypnewton posted:

that whole unicorn thing was hilarious because it went viral and was on the news sites and then like a week later in the shadows a few honest people were like "hey we went and actually read the korean and the translation was completely wrong."

but anyone who could read english knows that they weren't saying they found a unicorn, but they found a historical sight similar to saying "we found the cave where rhea hid zeus from Kronos (side note: I've actually been there, it's in crete, and no one actually thinks Zeus was there. it's nice), no korean mistranslation necessary.

of course all of this was ignored for a WACKY KOREANS propaganda piece. it's one of those propaganda pieces that stands out among the constant propaganda for being so patently dishonest that it really makes a logical person feel like an alien.

Can you stop this racist “hurr north Koreans didn’t find an actual unicorn, that would be stupid!” shtick? They exist:




what are those dogs doing?

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Ironicwarcriminal posted:

babyhueypnewton posted:

that whole unicorn thing was hilarious because it went viral and was on the news sites and then like a week later in the shadows a few honest people were like "hey we went and actually read the korean and the translation was completely wrong."

but anyone who could read english knows that they weren't saying they found a unicorn, but they found a historical sight similar to saying "we found the cave where rhea hid zeus from Kronos (side note: I've actually been there, it's in crete, and no one actually thinks Zeus was there. it's nice), no korean mistranslation necessary.

of course all of this was ignored for a WACKY KOREANS propaganda piece. it's one of those propaganda pieces that stands out among the constant propaganda for being so patently dishonest that it really makes a logical person feel like an alien.

Can you stop this racist “hurr north Koreans didn’t find an actual unicorn, that would be stupid!” shtick? They exist:





god you're so annoying. by the way, unicorns was a mistranslation, they were actually referring to the qilin, which are more like chimeras and can be seen on the beer Kirin.

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Kirin is an extremely powerful, one-shot, lightning technique created by Sasuke Uchiha. He draws natural lightning directly from thunder clouds to supplement the power of his strike and controls it with chakra. Due to the technique using natural lightning, which Zetsu says reaches the ground in 1/1000th of a second. However, the preparation time required also decreases the technique's efficiency; if there are no active thunder clouds the user must create them by using powerful fire techniques to produce the necessary storm conditions.
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reminder that huey p newtons number one interest besides marxism is japan
#34

EmanuelaOrlandi posted:

reminder that huey p newtons number one interest besides marxism is japan



Seriously though, Japs are rapists.

actually north korea will need them as consultants and image specialists as they continue to privatize their economy.



This, the DPRK should go back to the socialist ideals that have served it so well in the past.

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some of the funniest content on Japanese uncyclopedia is in the JCP article
#36
Let it be known that the glorious DPRK launched its third satellite yesterday, and even imperialist NORAD sources do not deny its success. Our Glorious Leader wept as the rocket took off, and regretted that he did not have more money to spend on his people.
#37
im sensing some touch of sarcasm in these posts and i find it highly offensive juche juche, juche