#41
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amphetamines probably wont help you get laid
#42
Poronto
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true but they'll probably help you feel better about it
#43
penitent
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amphetamines will make you thinner and more confident and talk more quickly
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thinner and so attractive

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deadken posted:

amphetamines will make you thinner and more confident and talk more quickly

amphetamines won't cure whatever getfiscals pyschosexual disorder is. i'd bet money on it

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amphetamines wont make you feel better about not getting laid, but downers will
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Impper posted:

deadken posted:

amphetamines will make you thinner and more confident and talk more quickly

amphetamines won't cure whatever getfiscals pyschosexual disorder is. i'd bet money on it



why do you pathologize autosexuality

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"heyyouknowwhatI'vebeentotallystokedaboutlately
itstheclearlackofvisionamongsovietstateplannersin
thepostBrezhneveracosmarketmechanismshave
theirplaceeveninsocialisteconomyandyouknowthat
soundsuptightanddefeatistandthefirststeptowardsa
RealJobfilinginsuranceformsbutitactuallyfuckingowns
therearewaystogetoutofthemesswithoutclosingyour
eyestorealfailuresIfeelsoexhilaratedandaliveIcould
kissyoucanIkissyouheywaitwhereareyougoing *grinds teeth*"
#49
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Looking through my matches on okcupid I tend to find lots of pictures of white girls posing with 3rd world children.
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every girl ive met irl from that site has messaged me first, so dont take it personally. i dont msg i just get on there every once in a while and change a few things so that it displays me on 'recent activity'
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deadken posted:

donald u should def get into amphetamines they will solve basically all your problems in a single stroke. they will also give you a bunch of new problems but whatever



i quit my daily weed habit six months ago and now have a prescription for dexamphetamine and am slowly going insane in a very banal and unpleasant way, also the amount of cigarettes i smoke is getting beyond a joke.

so yeah, epic thisery or whatever.

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like i literally don't have that thing most smokers do where they're like "i don't need a cigarette right now" like i want tobacco in my lungs 24/7

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ok cupid has a hot or not minigame and i assume it tracks what people rate you and i'd always just click dont want to answer cause if you say someone is hott is sends them an email saying that you want to FUCK them
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in conclusion ok cupid is a pretty good site to have sex with fat girls OR girls in the military , but is less good for other reasons, such as not cheating on your wife but knowing that you could, oh you could. and that gets you off.
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Ironicwarcriminal posted:

like i literally don't have that thing most smokers do where they're like "i don't need a cigarette right now" like i want tobacco in my lungs 24/7



i have that except im not usually aware of it, but sometimes i'll be like queueing outside for a gig or whatever and my friends (who are all smokers) will be like 'dude you just smoked five cigarettes in half an hour, thats not healthy'

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Ironicwarcriminal posted:

i quit my daily weed habit six months ago and now have a prescription for dexamphetamine and am slowly going insane in a very banal and unpleasant way, also the amount of cigarettes i smoke is getting beyond a joke.

so yeah, epic thisery or whatever.

god dammit why is it that EVERYONE can get their hands on amphetamines but ME????

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deadken posted:

Ironicwarcriminal posted:

like i literally don't have that thing most smokers do where they're like "i don't need a cigarette right now" like i want tobacco in my lungs 24/7

i have that except im not usually aware of it, but sometimes i'll be like queueing outside for a gig or whatever and my friends (who are all smokers) will be like 'dude you just smoked five cigarettes in half an hour, thats not healthy'



how many packs a day are you at?

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i smoke rollies and i dont really count em.... when i do smoke straights its like 2-3 packs usually.... marlboro reds usually lol
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You need to get into newports.

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newport shorts in a box are the best cigs in america
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popping in to say if i was a smart, funny, beautiful young woman i would marry getfiscal in a heartbeat
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i wouldnt. i find it difficult to judge fundamental character over the internet, so id need to meet him first and all that
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deadken posted:

i smoke rollies and i dont really count em.... when i do smoke straights its like 2-3 packs usually.... marlboro reds usually lol



my dad used to smoke marlboro reds, and they used to have a loyalty program where you send in proofs of purchase for points, which you can then redeem for shit. my dad got us a tent, luggage, pocket knives, backpacks, and almost a canoe...

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you should be able to redeem them for premiums on certain medical procedures like, put down points on a lung cancer excision plan or throat cancer plan - but not both at the same time. that way there is still excitement in gambling with the prospects of dying from smoking cigarettes; if there wasn't a risk of death no one would bother smoking.
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elemennop posted:

deadken posted:
i smoke rollies and i dont really count em.... when i do smoke straights its like 2-3 packs usually.... marlboro reds usually lol


my dad used to smoke marlboro reds, and they used to have a loyalty program where you send in proofs of purchase for points, which you can then redeem for shit. my dad got us a tent, luggage, pocket knives, backpacks, and almost a canoe...



and slowly you become the Marlboro Man himself, that's cool

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elemennop posted:

deadken posted:

i smoke rollies and i dont really count em.... when i do smoke straights its like 2-3 packs usually.... marlboro reds usually lol

my dad used to smoke marlboro reds, and they used to have a loyalty program where you send in proofs of purchase for points, which you can then redeem for shit. my dad got us a tent, luggage, pocket knives, backpacks, and almost a canoe...



my bus driver for a couple years in elementary school (he killed a wasp for me once) had pretty much every single item that BASIC cigarettes had for their loyalty program and he rotated that shit in and out constantly. i still remember his jacket


hey droo remember when we bought that one hitter in front of that cop
that was weird

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Mike Nelson here.
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GoldenLionTamarin posted:

popping in to say if i was a smart, funny, beautiful young woman i would marry getfiscal in a heartbeat

^_^

i was reading your tweets this morning and goingn "that's a funny joke! that's also a funny joke!" (but in sounds that my throat makes like HA HA HA)

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post here if you dont smoke newports and i will ban you
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I smoke at least a pack of newport 100s everyday and it is by far my most expensive vice. Marlboro Reds are for pussies.
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how much do u pay for cigarettes? i smoke like a pack every two days and i pay 7.50, but spend like at least 20 bux on beer a day
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well i go to BARS
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EmanuelaOrlandi posted:

how much do u pay for cigarettes? i smoke like a pack every two days and i pay 7.50, but spend like at least 20 bux on beer a day

I have too many duis to go to bars and be responsible with it, so most of my alcohol consumption is with my girlfriend or at house parties (which amounts to maybe $50 a week?). Whereas I buy 2-3 cartons of cigs a week which is the far more expensive habit (not much into weed/coke/w.e. as it has ruined several family members).

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EmanuelaOrlandi posted:

how much do u pay for cigarettes? i smoke like a pack every two days and i pay 7.50, but spend like at least 20 bux on beer a day



a pack of 25 normal cigarettes here costs $18

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Ironicwarcriminal posted:

EmanuelaOrlandi posted:

how much do u pay for cigarettes? i smoke like a pack every two days and i pay 7.50, but spend like at least 20 bux on beer a day

a pack of 25 normal cigarettes here costs $18


I'm sorry you live in hell.

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this is what the pack i'm smoking right now looks like

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