#1
would you hide your kids or your wife first? or your iphone?
#2
die lol
#3

deadken posted:

die lol



from the firing squads or while human mineclearing

#4
read about it happening in another country whose language I probably dont even speak
#5
i would find some way to criticize it for being "petty-bourgeois in nature" so that i could keep playing with my obamaphone
#6
get out of the house for once
#7
yeah i'm sure all the mentally broke otherkin tumblrs 4 communism will be leading the revolution and totally not-broken-enough to form a firing squad
#8

getfiscal posted:

i would find some way to criticize it for being "petty-bourgeois in nature" so that i could keep playing with my obamaphone

I would call it social-fascist and then look at my $uperwage pay stub $mugly one more time

#9
i
would
get
laid
#10
you can have "pets" that can be cute as well as many customizable clothing options & ways to "dress" your character. This appeals to females
#11
What people forget is that rape has some serious consequences (many years in prison), a ruined life, career, etc. Think before you accuse.
#12
probably the same thing i'd be doing any other day. life's pretty routine in a concentration camp
#13
fight to restore american democracy.
#14
emulate Brezhnev
#15
undermine the revolution as a trotskyist
#16

guidoanselmi posted:

undermine the revolution as a trotskyist

Go directly to jail.

#17
smoke a blunt

of death
#18
make a good post
#19
[account deactivated]
#20
use all my good "in russia/in america" jokes
#21
help my bourgeois parents defend their property and community from the mob
#22
I would poop my diaper. I would just poop my freaking diaper.
#23
that cat is long
#24
what would u do if ur son was at home
cryin all alone on teh bedroom floor
because the communist revolution happened irl
and the only way 2 feed him is to
denounce the kulaks for a little bit of horsefeed
#25
I love that song
#26
i love lamp.
#27

mongosteen posted:

what would u do if ur son was at home
cryin all alone on teh bedroom floor
because the communist revolution happened irl
and the only way 2 feed him is to
denounce the kulaks for a little bit of horsefeed



lol i can imagine the whole kulak dynamic coming back with today's poor except in a slightly different form:

"he's hidding an ipad! i saw it, i'm pretty sure he's hoarding bitcoins on it"

#28
spot the zoner http://www.deseretnews.com/article/865568477/Shipping-companies-bustling-with-Christmas-treasures.html
#29
this was in the related links lol http://www.deseretnews.com/article/705398068/FedEx-driver-charged-with-making-bomb-joke.html?pg=all
#30
OP, question: are we assuming that a post-revolutionary state would be industrialized? y/n?
#31

tsinava posted:

I would poop my diaper. I would just poop my freaking diaper.

#32
Make the website
#33
that's kinda your thing now. bit typecast, really
#34

guidoanselmi posted:

OP, question: are we assuming that a post-revolutionary state would be industrialized? y/n?



bookchinian glocal depopulation green anarchism

#35

ggw posted:

yeah i'm sure all the mentally broke otherkin tumblrs 4 communism will be leading the revolution and totally not-broken-enough to form a firing squad



counterpoint: the psychological makeup of all those kids who actually do end up going on killing sprees

#36
i don't know OP all the good jokes have been taken
#37
now that i think about it, socially-broken misanthropes with fluid and easily manipulable concepts of identity and a strong desire to become in-group are literally the perfect candidates for mass murder training
#38

Superabound posted:

now that i think about it, socially-broken misanthropes with fluid and easily manipulable concepts of identity and a strong desire to become in-group are literally the perfect candidates for mass murder training


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#39

Superabound posted:

now that i think about it, socially-broken misanthropes with fluid and easily manipulable concepts of identity and a strong desire to become in-group are literally the perfect candidates for mass murder training


wow nice gaslighting

#40

angelbutt_dollface posted:

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