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http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2012/dec/19/high-culture-fake

Whatever you think of Foucault and Rorty, there is no doubt that they were intelligent writers and genuine scholars with a distinctive vision of reality. They opened the way to fakes but were not fakes themselves. Matters are quite otherwise with many of their contemporaries. Consider the following sentence:

"This is not just its situation 'in principle' (the one it occupies in the hierarchy of instances in relation to the determinant instance: in society, the economy) nor just its situation 'in fact' (whether, in the phase under consideration, it is dominant or subordinate) but the relation of this situation in fact to this situation in principle, that is, the very relation which makes of this situation in fact a 'variation' of the – 'invariant' – structure, in dominance, of the totality."
Or this:

"it is the connexion between signifier and signifier that permits the elision in which the signifier installs the lack-of-being in the object relation using the value of 'reference back' possessed by signification in order to invest it with the desire aimed at the very lack it supports."
Those sentences are from the French philosopher Louis Althusser and the French psychoanalyst Jacques Lacan respectively. These authors emerged from the revolutionary ferment of Paris in 1968 to achieve an astonishing reputation, not least in America, where between them they run up more references in the academic literature than Kant and Goethe combined. Yet it is surely clear that these sentences are nonsense. Their claims to scholarship and erudite knowledge intimidate the critic and maintain fortified defences against critical assault. They illustrate a peculiar kind of academic Newspeak: each sentence is curled round like an ingrowing toenail, hard, ugly, and pointing only to itself.

The fake intellectual invites you to conspire in his own self-deception, to join in creating a fantasy world. He is the teacher of genius, you the brilliant pupil. Faking is a social activity in which people act together to draw a veil over unwanted realities and encourage each other in the exercise of their illusory powers. The arrival of fake thought and fake scholarship in our universities should not therefore be attributed to any explicit desire to deceive. It has come about through the complicit opening of territory to the propagation of nonsense. Nonsense of this kind is a bid to be accepted. It asks for the response: by God, you are right, it is like that.

And no doubt if you have earned your academic career by learning to push around the nonsensical mantras of the impostors, combining them in the impenetrable syntax that hoodwinks the person who composes it as much as the person who reads it, you will react indignantly to everything I have said so far.

*crowd goes OHHHHHHHHH* SHIT son is that a zizek diss i heard right there, cold dog, real cold. peace im out

#2
roger scruton lol
#3
check this out: ਲਕਾਂ ਦਾ ਜਨਮ ਪੈਰਿਸ ਵਿਚ ਇੱਕ ਮੱਧਵਰਗੀ ਟੱਬਰ ਵਿਚ ਹੋਇਆ ਸੀ । ਉਹ ਇੱਕ ਚੰਗਾ ਸਟੂਡੈਂਟ ਸੀ‌ ਜਿਸ ਨੂੰ ਲਾਤੀਨੀ ਬੋਲੀ‌ ਅਤੇ ਫ਼ਲਸਫ਼ੇ ਦਾ ਖ਼ਾਸ ਸ਼ੌਕ ਸੀ‌ । ਲਕਾਂ ਨੇ ਡਾਕਟਰੀ ਦੀ ਪੜ੍ਹਾਈ ਲਈ 'ਪੈਰਿਸ ਡਾਕਟਰੀ ਸਕੂਲ' ਵਿਚ ਦਾਖਲਾ ਲਿਆ ਅਤੇ ਦੇ ਦਹਾਕੇ ਦੌਰਾਨ ਸਾਈਕੈਟਰਿਸਟ 'ਗਾਈਤਾਂ ਦ ਕਲੇਅਰਾਮਬੋਲ' ਨਾਲ ਮਿਲ ਕੇ ਮਨੋਵਿਸ਼ਲੇਸ਼ਣ ਦੀ ਪੜ੍ਹਾਈ ਕੀਤੀ । ਇਸ ਦੌਰਾਨ ਲਕਾਂ ਨੇ ਉਨ੍ਹਾਂ ਮਰੀਜ਼ਾਂ ਦਾ ਅਧਿਐਨ ਕੀਤਾ ਜੋ ਆਤੋਮਾਸਨ ਨਾਂ ਦੀ ਬੀਮਾਰੀ‌ ਜਰ ਰਹੇ ਸਨ ।. do you understand it? no? GUESS IT MUST JUST NOT MEAN ANYTHING THEN
#4
check out these lines from paradise lost: to say and straight unsay, pretending first/ wise to fly pain, professing next the spy/ argues no leader but a liar traced. i have NO FUCKIGN IDEA whats going on or whats being said, its gibberish, clearly this so-called "great" work of "poetry" is nothing more than an elaborate deception
#5
urgh these articles are fuckin' perennial. only worthwhile thing is the irony apparent in the appeals to common sense for out-of-context highly theoretical sentences in order to claim radical theorists are merely trying to "fake it" so that they can fake a name for themselves in whatever newspaper is publishing their tripe this month.
#6
look at this i dont know what it means so obviously its meaningless
#7
lol he had his political revelations during may 68 in france: "I suddenly realized I was on the other side. What I saw was an unruly mob of self-indulgent middle-class hooligans. When I asked my friends what they wanted, what were they trying to achieve, all I got back was this ludicrous Marxist gobbledegook. I was disgusted by it, and thought there must be a way back to the defence of western civilization against these things. That's when I became a conservative. I knew I wanted to conserve things rather than pull them down."

another awesome american enterprise institute consultant. i bet he was a trot earlier in college. i'm sure his critique has nothing to do with personal ideology.
#8
Personally I'm sympathetic to the view that post Marxist theory is impenetrable to all but time-rich,hyper-patient NEETs, but its so awesome and mind-expanding that I consider it almost a holiday from reality's nonsense
#9
today two people found my blog by googling 'i've got maggots in my scrotum'
#10
In essence, how can one argue in good faith for the petty, evil nonsense of the real when you can have the great, freeing nonsense of leftist thought (other than the fact its really depressing lol)
#11

deadken posted:

today two people found my blog by googling 'i've got maggots in my scrotum'

I hope you learned the importance of SEO from this

#12
i want to be paid to write articles based on what knowledge i DON'T have and what information i CAN'T transmit and what things of interest i WON'T proffer
#13

cleanhands posted:

deadken posted:

today two people found my blog by googling 'i've got maggots in my scrotum'

I hope you learned the importance of SEO from this



i never rly bothered w/ that & im still the top search result for "zizek fifty shades" which brings me a couple dozen hits a day

#14
scruton more like scrotum

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cleanhands posted:

Personally I'm sympathetic to the view that post Marxist theory is impenetrable to all but time-rich,hyper-patient NEETs, but its so awesome and mind-expanding that I consider it almost a holiday from reality's nonsense

pff, fucking effort? no thanks. my dad got me everything i'll ever need.

#16
sorry but i dont ever think of foucault
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#18
i wanted to amke it more clear that i was making fun of scrutons name for the benefit of the reader
#19

DildoMalone posted:

i wanted to amke it more clear that i was making fun of scrutons name for the benefit of the reader


thanks bro, all clear on the western front now

#20
np
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online poker"This is not just its situation 'in principle' (the one it occupies in the hierarchy of instances in relation to the determinant instance: in society, the economy) nor just its situation 'in fact' (whether, in the phase under consideration, it is dominant or subordinate) but the relation of this situation in fact to this situation in principle, that is, the very relation which makes of this situation in fact a 'variation' of the – 'invariant' – structure, in dominance, of the totality."

#22
Funny how people obsessed with science immediately dismiss something they can't understand with no study or effort. Kind of like fundamentalist christians...But we don't need to be told again the new atheists use atheism and liberalism as their religion and have no interest in knowledge.
#23
best part is how this swill indignantly worships kant as being a totes legit real thinker bro maligned by the popularity of evil academic fakers when you could have easily swapped in one of his dumbass paragraphs for either of those quotes and your average guardian reader would have bobbed their precious heads with the exact same blank expression "ah yes of course it's all bullshit i am illuminated and above such pretensions"

the guardian
#24
the history of philosophy is basically people talking past one another, a corpus of theories conjured out of each philosopher's unique use of language producing knowledge supposedly superior to that dirtied by empirical investigation and facts. that applies to its cousin religion too.
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swirlsofhistory posted:

the history of philosophy is basically people talking past one another, a corpus of theories conjured out of each philosopher's unique use of language producing knowledge supposedly superior to that dirtied by empirical investigation and facts. that applies to its cousin religion too.



& Both are excellent

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tpaine posted:

Crow posted:

swirlsofhistory posted:

the history of philosophy is basically people talking past one another, a corpus of theories conjured out of each philosopher's unique use of language producing knowledge supposedly superior to that dirtied by empirical investigation and facts. that applies to its cousin religion too.

& Both are excellent

george is the unmoved mover actually

#28
if someone can show me a single societal problem ever cured by philosophy ill maybe start giving a shit about any of it, tia
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#31
its funny bc althusser actually killed his wife + ruined his own life because his mental illness was such that he became convinced idiots like this were right
#32

Superabound posted:

if someone can show me a single societal problem ever cured by philosophy ill maybe start giving a shit about any of it, tia

the myth of sisyphus works for a lot of ppl

#33

Superabound posted:

if someone can show me a single societal problem ever cured by philosophy ill maybe start giving a shit about any of it, tia

socialist impulses were cured by edmund burke's rationalisation of prejudice and anti-intellectualism as common sense. your move, creep

#34

cleanhands posted:

Superabound posted:

if someone can show me a single societal problem ever cured by philosophy ill maybe start giving a shit about any of it, tia

socialist impulses were cured by edmund burke's rationalisation of prejudice and anti-intellectualism as common sense. your move, creep



ummm...uhhh....well...you see...although I am fully convinced of the truth of the views given in this thread I by no means expect to convince experienced rhizzoners whose minds are stocked with a multitude of facts all viewed, during a long course of years, from a point of view directly opposite to mine. But I look with confidence to the future to young and rising posters, who will be able to view both sides of the question with impartiality.

#35
is that "FAKE-ass n*ggaz" or "FAKE ass-n*ggaz" ?
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#38
hey look i found the same article written by an equally stupid but much younger person http://www.virginia-informer.com/archives/1868
#39
"Philosophy proper deals with matters of interest to the general educated public, and loses much of its value if only a few professionals can understand what is said." --Bert and Russell, 1948
#40

DildoMalone posted:

scruton more like scrotum



upvoting this for being a 4 word post that required editing