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More good news from North Korea:

STRUGGLE IS THE ENEMY, WEED IS THE REMEDY: THE TRUTH ABOUT MARIJUANA IN NORTH KOREAHIGH TIMES IN THE HERMIT KINGDOM

by Benjamin CIA Young, January 15, 2013

You might be surprised by what we’re about to say: the most tight-lipped, conservative and controlling country in the world is also a weed-smoker’s paradise. Despite the North Korean government’s deadly serious stance on the use and distribution of hard drugs like crystal meth (which has its own inauspicious legacy in the North), marijuana is reportedly neither classified illegal or in any way policed. The herb of the bohemian and free is not even considered a drug. As a result, it’s the discerning North Korean gentleman’s roll-up of choice, suggesting that for weed smokers at least, North Korea might just be paradise after all.

NK NEWS receives regular reports from visitors returning from North Korea, who tell us of marijuana plants growing freely along the roadsides, from northern port town Chongjin, right down to the streets of Pyongyang, where it is smoked freely and its sweet scent often catches your nostrils unannounced.

There is no taboo around pot smoking in the country – many North Koreans know the drug exists and have smoked it. In North Korea, the drug goes by the name of ip tambae or “leaf tobacco.” It is reported to be especially popular amongst young soldiers in the North Korean military – rather than getting hooked on tar & nicotine like their contemporaries in the West, they fraternize without fear of repercussion by lighting up king-sized doobies during down time on the military beat.

Despite the fact the government does not crackdown on the use of the marijuana (or opium) and its prevalence amongst the common people, all you groups of dreadlocked California hippies and Burning Man festival survivors hoping to book yourselves onto a spliff-sampling tour after reading this are likely to be disappointed. If a Western tourist asks his or her guide where is the best place to get the “special plant,” as it is euphemistically referred to, the guide will most likely eschew the question. They’re likely well enough educated in Western legal attitudes towards marijuana to not feel the need to promote anything that might draw any more negative press. Then again, bring them a bottle of Hennessy, and they might be more willing to help you out.

The reason for smoking weed in North Korea differs from America. In North Korea, you don’t smoke weed purely to get high and laugh at your own hand, you do it to save money and as a break from the ubiquitous cheap local cigarettes that do more damage than good. In the black markets of North Korea, marijuana is commonly sold at a cheap price and is easily obtainable. Therefore, the drug is especially popular among the lower classes of North Korean society. After a day of hard manual labor, it is common for North Korean workers to smoke marijuana as a way to relax and soothe tight or sore muscles.

One of the great bits of North Korean mythology we’ve all heard a million times is that citizens may not fold their newspapers lest they accidentally fold a picture of the leaders. But luckily not every page features those powerful, attention-seeking bossmen, so all the paper’s more easily recyclable parts (sports, weather, TV listings) end up being used to roll up tobacco and marijuana.

The Rodong Sinmun newspaper is the favored rolling paper of many North Korean smokers, it is cut up into squares then rolled into small, cone-shaped spliffs. A source confirmed to NK NEWS that they had found a half lit joint on the ground in a rural area of the country with the Rodong Sinmunused as the rolling paper. The same source noted that, although it is easy to get hold of, the weed in North Korea isn’t actually that strong. Another reason for Californian hippies to stay at home, then.

Weed grows naturally on the Korean peninsula and although marijuana sprouts wildly around Chongjin for anyone to pick casually, near the outskirts areas do appear to be being cultivated more formally. The herb is commonly grown in the private gardens of many North Koreans: an American who travels every year to North Korea commented on Reddit that, “We came to a garden one day and took one look and said, ‘that is weed!’ We went over and sure enough they were growing marijuana. I had heard it is used for medicine but finding it was interesting.”

Reports of marijuana use date right back to the formation of the nation as it exists today. After the Korean War, U.S. soldiers commonly plucked the herb from the DMZ areas near the North Korean border and smoked it, with stories of tents being ‘hotboxed’ by tired fighters now a common recollection in the folklore of the difficult era. (CROW NOTE: WHO CARES)

Meanwhile back in the West, with the recent legalization of marijuana in Washington state and Colorado, some Americans are clamoring for legalization of the herb across the whole country. While this remains a controversial issue, the fact that marijuana appears to be commonly used in North Korea as a casual, cheap escape from an otherwise tight controlled society suggests that for all the other worries they have to put up with, they do enjoy at least one perk denied to people like me living here in “The Land of the Free, Home of the Brave.”



Once again, the socialist countries march to the beat of people's liberation! I don't enjoy the stinking herb, but as a principled liberal, I don't begrudge my comrades for their own affairs. What do YOU think?

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degeneracy, pure degeneracy. clearly the north korean party is just a bunch of liberal hippies
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deadken posted:

degeneracy, pure degeneracy. clearly the north korean party is just a bunch of liberal hippies



Now I'm not a pathetic, drug-addled, squirming worm (like you), but I can see clearly that this is the best option, the answer being Somewhere in the Middle: neither demonizing Mother Nature's PLANT, nor idol worship. a very pious and religious solution really. GOD bless them! That's my $0.02 (two cents)

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Well what do you do when you get the munchies? Is there some local generic brand of funyons that they have to rely on?
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Kim jong un still has the best fade in the game
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Leader's Choice Brand seasoned dried turnip chips.
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Yawn. Call me when they sell shrooms or acid in little plastic bags in grocery stores.
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i was going to farm some grains / until i got high / i was going to get up and build some trains / but then i got high / my economy is mostly planned / and i know why / cause i got high / cause i got high / cause i got high
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420 blaze it faggot
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Weed is legal in North Korea.
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WEED is LEGAL in NORTH KOREA
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North korea is a good place.
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maybe writing for the north korea propaganda ministry is the coolest job imaginable.
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just unbanned from rhiz
my life has culminated
time for some haiku

see as trotsky sits
so dignified in photos
soon to be axed

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i'll lock you back up if you persist in following the right-deviationist line of calling this forum 'rhiz' instead of the 'the zzone,' the only name fully in accordance with the scientific principles of marxism-leninism
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got it rhizzonerad
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I'M THE RHIZ, I'M THE RHIZ. Here's a fact: I'M THE RHIZ. I'M THE RHIZ AND NOBODY BEATS ME
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so then dear leader is out at these atriums and he's like "bro. you gotta reorganize your plants so they'll get more rays" and the farmer was like "shit dude!" cause all his plants were growing twice as fast. yeah, greenhouse. what did i say? atrium? haha
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i'm never gonna die in no ghetto. if a man turns around and punches me in the head, the fight is on.
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*eyes widen* A...a castle.
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I used to know a guy in Pittsburgh, PA, Mike Chesbro, who I'd go out railfaning with up and down the old B&O line. Anyways, Mike's wife is half-Russian and they went back there one year to see her grandparents. Well, Mike's like me he just had to pick up the rail in Moscow, getting on the line that goes all the way to Pyongyang - it's like we say: once a railfan, always a railfan. The North Koreans aren't even supposed to let tourists in at the Tumangan crossing, but Mike just hid in a storage compartment that night. I hope he won't mind if I share these photos he took with you:


Mockba means Moscow in Russian.


At the border


Typical station inside North Korea. The leader is watching you.
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420 blaze it faggot



- Last words of Dear Leader, upon whose time of death (4:20) it was reported that the sky glowed red above the sacred Mount Paektu like a blazing bowl.

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"pchen'yan"
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DPRK expels Klingon ambassador for insulting mispronunciation
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n korea invented the butt chug
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