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bitches be tithin'
#42
wait. you're telling me abblebees still exists??
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Well if the Shoe FITS!!!!
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tpaine posted:

Wait how does she "give god" 10%? Is she burning it as a sacrificial offering or is it going toward paying her salary so she can buy more appletinis or toward the church so the pews can be more comfortable or some shit that has nothing to do with glorifying god. YEah! That's right! I'm porking holes in this lady's story! Whooo!


'That lady' is a black lady, asshole.

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it's sad how cases like this pit the lower-classes against each other
#50
Applebees is labor aristocracy central. That's actually their new ad campaign.
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tpaine posted:

petition to make "anyway the (subject of a news story) is a black woman." a catchphrase




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tpaine posted:

can i just remind you all before you go making any points that the pastor is a black woman?



diarrhea of a mad black woman

#54
Hate to say it, but this whole thing just goes to show you why women shouldn't be allowed to be clergy .
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the guardian tricked the waitress into writing something:

Tips are not optional, they are how waiters get paid in America

An Applebee's diner refused to leave a tip for religious reasons. The waitress who exposed it wonders if Jesus will pay her bills

I was a waitress at Applebee's restaurant in Saint Louis. I was fired Wednesday for posting a picture on Reddit.com of a note a customer left on a bill. I posted it on the web as a light-hearted joke.

This didn't even happen at my table. The note was left for another server, who allowed me to take a picture of it at the end of the night.

Someone had scribbled on the receipt, "I give God 10%. Why do you get 18?"

I assumed the customer's signature was illegible, but I quickly started receiving messages containing Facebook profile links and websites, asking me to confirm the identity of the customer. I refused to confirm any of them, and all were incorrect.

I worked with the Reddit moderators to remove any personal information. I wanted to protect the identity of both my fellow server and the customer. I had no intention of starting a witch-hunt or hurting anyone.

Now I've been fired.

The person who wrote the note came across an article about it, called the Applebee's location, and demanded everyone be fired -- me, the server who allowed me to take the picture, the manager on duty at the time, the manager not on duty at the time, everyone. It seems I was fired not because Applebee's was represented poorly, not because I did anything illegal or against company policy, but because I embarrassed this person.

In light of the situation, I would like to make a statement on behalf of wait staff everywhere: We make $3.50 an hour. Most of my paychecks are less than pocket change because I have to pay taxes on the tips I make.

After sharing my tips with hosts, bussers, and bartenders, I make less than $9 an hour on average, before taxes. I am expected to skip bathroom breaks if we are busy. I go hungry all day if I have several busy tables to work. I am expected to work until 1:30am and then come in again at 10:30am to open the restaurant.

I have worked 12-hour double shifts without a chance to even sit down. I am expected to portray a canned personality that has been found to be least offensive to the greatest amount of people. And I am expected to do all of this, every day, and receive change, or even nothing, in return. After all that, I can be fired for "embarrassing" someone, who directly insults his or her server on religious grounds.

In this economy, $3.50 an hour doesn't cut it. I can't pay half my bills. Like many, I would love to see a reasonable, non-tip-dependent wage system for service workers like they have in other countries. But the system being flawed is not an excuse for not paying for services rendered.

I need tips to pay my bills. All waiters do. We spend an hour or more of our time befriending you, making you laugh, getting to know you, and making your dining experience the best it can be. We work hard. We care. We deserve to be paid for that.

I am trying to stand up for all of us who work for just a few dollars an hour at places like Applebee's. Whether a chain steakhouse or a black-tie establishment, tipping is not optional. It is how we get paid.

I posted a picture to make people laugh, but now I want to make a serious point: Things like this happen to servers all the time. People seem to think that the easiest way to save money on a night out is to skip the tip.

I can't understand why I was fired over this. I was well liked and respected at Applebee's. My sales were high, my managers had no problems with me, and I was even hoping to move up to management soon. When I posted this, I didn't represent Applebee's in a bad light. In fact, I didn't represent them at all.

I did my best to protect the identity of all parties involved. I didn't break any specific guidelines in the company handbook – I checked. But because this person got embarrassed that their selfishness was made public, Applebee's has made it clear that they would rather lose a dedicated employee than an angry customer. That's a policy I can't understand.

I am equally baffled about how a religious tithe is in any way related to paying for services at a restaurant. I can understand why someone could be upset with an automatic gratuity. However, it's a plainly stated Applebee's policy that a tip is added automatically for parties over eight like the one this customer was part of. I cannot control that kind of tip; it's done by the computer that the orders are put into. I've been stiffed on tips before, but this is the first time I've seen the "Big Man" used as reasoning.

Obviously the person who wrote this note wanted it seen by someone. It's strange that now that the audience is wider than just the server, the person is ashamed.

I have no agenda here. I seek no revenge against the note writer. I have no interest in exposing their identity, and, at this point, I'm not even sure I want my job back. I was just trying to make a joke, but I came home unemployed.

I've been waiting tables to save up some money so I could finally go to college, so I could get an education that would qualify me for a job that doesn't force me to sell my personality for pocket change.

While this story has garnered immense media attention, my story is not uncommon. Bad tips and harsh notes are all part of the job. People get fired to keep customers happy every day.

As this story has gotten popular, I've received inquiries as to where people can send money to support me. As a broke kid trying to get into college, it's certainly appealing, but I'd really rather you make a difference to your next server. I'd rather you keep that money and that generosity for the next time you eat out.

Editor's note: Chelsea added the final two paragraphs at 2:30pm EST on Friday.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2013/feb/01/fired-applebees-waitress-needs-tips

doesn't address the racial dimension at all, of course. more cracker crocodile tears.

#57
Hmmmmm.

Reminds me of the time I was walking home one evening and came upon a clearly depressed man standing at the edge of a bridge, looking like he was about to jump. I called out to him to wait, and ran over to see what was the matter.

"It's this country," he lamented. "It's falling into ruin and there's nothing I can do about it. The election was the last straw. I don't want to live on this planet anymore."

"Well cheer up," I said. "We're all in this together. Say, are you a conservative, or a libertarian?"

"A libertarian," he said.

"That's great!" I said. "See, you're not alone. Are you a free-market libertarian or a libertarian socialist?"

"Free-market libertarian," he said.

"Me too!" I said. "Paleo-libertarian or neo-libertarian?"

"Paleo-libertarian," he said.

"Hey, so am I!" I said. "Chicago or Austrian school of economics?"

"Austrian," he said.

"Me too," I said. "Hayek or Rothbardian strand?"

"Rothbardian," he said.

"Same here," I said. "Are you a consequentialist or deontological libertarian?"

"Consequentialist," he said.

So I said, "Die, statist scum!" and pushed him off the bridge
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one sausage fruit please

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http://theskinnyjeansproject.blogspot.com/2011/06/frankfurter-spectacular.html
At first I was afraid. I was petrified.

I woke up this morning thinking, "Mimi - today's the day". I was feeling confident, I had some free time, and I knew what had to be done.

It took me a few hours and a couple of extra strong iced coffees to finally muster up the energy. But the next thing I knew, I was at the grocery store buying a pineapple. And a pound of wieners.

That's right, ladies and germs. Today is the day I conquered the Frankfurter Spectacular!!!

You might recall how I brazenly blogged about this ultimate Retro WW goal a few weeks ago. Well, it seems that once you announce a goal to the entire world wide web, there's no turning back. So here we are.
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FOrget popcorn shrimp! I'm having

#67
mods please change name to Sherman Stick En Masque TIA
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#69
if you live in a place with tourism tour guide can be a pretty good one too. tour guides in dc make bank
#70
hypothetically speaking, if there was a job market for young women who provided stimulating intellectual conversation to lonely men à la woody allen's "whore of mensa", what would be a reasonable hourly rate
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http://youtu.be/eheVpr9JWm8?t=18m20s
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gyrofry posted:

hypothetically speaking, if there was a job market for young women who provided stimulating intellectual conversation to lonely men à la woody allen's "whore of mensa", what would be a reasonable hourly rate

thats a really good question. disciplines probably on target for all around smart talk. but i think you could get $300 an hour or more for specialist subjects. there'd also be a huge seedy underbelly with women being like, forced to read the hackaday archives or listen to steely dan, trying to fake passion as she regurgitates factoids at a sweaty guy who is too cowed by the presence of a woman to speak

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i think its really tragic that some women still have to hear steely dan in fucking 2013. i love steely dan but i know to keep their music to myself. guys who blast "my old school" out of their cars or whistle "reelin in the years" in the grocery store are guilty of assault.
#76
lol at your misandry. why do you have no concern for the professional men who are stuck in elevators with the muzak version of Rikki Don't Lose That Number? or the construction workers on the job who want nothing more than to listen to AC/DC on the local classic rock station being subjected to the faux-nietzschean pretensions of Do It Again.

disgusting
#77
nobody is saying that. christ. it's wrong to make anyone listen to steely dan, period. but people like you refuse to distinguish between me asking "will you still have a song to sing when the razor boy comes and takes your fancy things away?" on a fucking internet forum, and a man forcing his wife - it's legal to do this in some states - to listen to the entirety of 1973's Countdown to Ecstasy just to get to the good bit in "King of the World." one is a little transgressive and rude, the other is a criminal abuse of power relations.
#78

swampman posted:

"will you still have a song to sing when the razor boy comes and takes your fancy things away?"

oh, i forgot - trigger warning

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gyrofry posted:

the muzak version of Rikki Don't Lose That Number



wouldn't that just be the original version?

#80
steely dan is a pretentious, less-listenable version of their better version, which i like to call "the steve miller band"