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i was looking up super bowl commercials and i had to watch an ad in order to watch an ad. capitalism.
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lookin good there, islamic republic
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1970 to 2010, lol
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#6
imagine a world without the beatles
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lol "eastern europe"
#8
yeah we're taking a trip to kamchatka, in eastern europe.
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israel is a tiiiiiny little blue sliver
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Israel: completely built up civilization out of empty desert from 1970-2010
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http://twitpic.com/c1cvpo
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why is turkey part of africa
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why is papua new guinea the only country in oceania
why is israel an asian country surrounded by african countries
why is guyana caribbean

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this sort of thing ignores the fact that the russians were probably working on immortality potions which could have resurrected lenin. so comparing apples with apples would mean that eastern europe should have had infinite life expectancy. you can't really prove that with western/bourgeois science but i think it's unfair to hold socialism to that standard.
#18
That map has a home... if one might happen to enter... The Bad Place... if you dare... muahahaha
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DildoMalone posted:

why is guyana caribbean


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caribbean_Community

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MadMedico posted:

DildoMalone posted:

why is guyana caribbean


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caribbean_Community



if theyre going by that shouldnt they have included suriname then

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people are always like durr china used to have universal health care and now they don't, so real communism is better. yeah but real communist health care was when they sent someone to your village who would probably fail a first aid quiz today and he'd be like yup you have cancer, i can tell by this giant tumor, so here's some aspirin. it's not like some woman was traveling around rural china with an MRI machine strapped to her back.
#22

getfiscal posted:

why is turkey part of africa

they added OPEC to africa to raise the life expectancy. then they added turkey to hide that thiey did that.

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i never thought about gerrymandering continents, thats pretty clever
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i unironically hate the term "global south"
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discipline posted:

very few people have access to MRI machines donald.

what chumps.

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i hate the term global south as well. let's make it meaningless by creating global socialist equality.
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why cant we just call them "the countries where you'd rather shoot yourself than live" or something. maybe thats a bit wordy
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calling them the global south privileges the north as a frame of reference as well as the arbitrary north-south delineation which privileges europe. its eurocentric and wrong. why not call them the Constant Diarrhea Nations (Las Naciones Constantes Diarrea)
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Goethestein posted:

why cant we just call them "the countries where you'd rather shoot yourself than live" or something. maybe thats a bit wordy

marty told me that in the phillipines i would have been married off to some woman and just like kept at home to do chores and no one would expect much of me which doesn't seem too bad.

offer stands ladies.

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Goethestein posted:

calling them the global south privileges the north as a frame of reference as well as the arbitrary north-south delineation which privileges europe. its eurocentric and wrong. why not call them the Constant Diarrhea Nations (Las Naciones Constantes Diarrea)

we could divide the world into those nations where the men play video games all day and then those nations that farm gold in warcraft and send spam.

#33
become trans and you can sell yourself to a shiek for six figures.
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getfiscal posted:

Goethestein posted:

calling them the global south privileges the north as a frame of reference as well as the arbitrary north-south delineation which privileges europe. its eurocentric and wrong. why not call them the Constant Diarrhea Nations (Las Naciones Constantes Diarrea)

we could divide the world into those nations where the men play video games all day and then those nations that farm gold in warcraft and send spam.



i heard in the third world they pay ppl like five bucks to solve thousands of captchas a day. keynes would have a boner

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Goethestein posted:

become trans and you can sell yourself to a shiek for six figures.

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global souf
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global dirty dirty dirty souf
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duck
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i think the thing i hate most about D&D is how they've all managed to perfectly mimic the sneering aesthetic of the "foreign policy experts" community. um, no, it's pretty par for the course and uninteresting that nobody has ever seen the evidence that the government claims it has for why it gets to murder the shit out of people, because there's no good reason to show it and a lot of good reasons to keep it hidden. i am totally sure of this principle given my deep government credentials of posting on a politics webforum for a decade
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duck