getfiscal posted:meh... i could probably eat 5 if i tried.
....catchphrase?
discipline posted:you should have hardboiled them, they last like 10 days in the shell
don't boss me around!!!!
jools posted:if you rub eggs with mineral oil they can keep in a cool dry cupboard for like 9 months
wow are you shittin me, or is this real
d4ky posted:jools posted:if you rub eggs with mineral oil they can keep in a cool dry cupboard for like 9 months
wow are you shittin me, or is this real
yeah, though the pro way of doing it uses waterglass (sodium silicate)
if you google eggs water glass theres a shitload of stuff on it, mostly from survivalists lol
the oil thing apparently recreates the natural bloom that helps keep oxygen out
getfiscal posted:today i was going to make an omlette to get rid of my eggs before i left for my vacay on wednesday and i thought i had three and i actually had 5. so i was like meh... i could probably eat 5 if i tried. so i made a 5-egg omlette and started eating it and by the time i finish 3.5 eggs i was like... i've made a huge mistake.
5 eggs is only 450 calories, so it was probably the 2lbs of cheese u put in it that stopped ya
jools posted:eggs are... filling beyond their calorific content though...
not more so than other protein, try eating 350 calories of chicken breast. it's like over half a pound. i can pop in eggs like a snake though, so i may not be representative
jools posted:if you rub eggs with mineral oil they can keep in a cool dry cupboard for like 9 months
sounds like my wife's first pregnancy hey-hoo!
tpaine posted:i bet discipline makes up arabic-sounding words to see if we're paying attention. she's like "you should go see the jawahilla in mallahifna" and probably a poster like deadken would be like "oh man, the 'hilla is a beautiful thing" but the joke would be on him
this is the only way i can even approximate speaking english
Egyptian police said the students scandalized a middle class Cairo neighbourhood with their pelvis-thrusting dance in an apparent affront to Egypt's strict public indecency laws.
Channel 4 News recently broadcast interviews with some of those defying the law to stage subsequent performances.
"We're sending a message in a different way," said one young man in a Guy Fawkes mask, who expressed his discontent toward the governing Muslim Brotherhood.
littlegreenpills posted:if you're in the store and thinking of buying eggs you can spend the money on something else which is not gross and does not taste like a fart
i need the protein for my bulking. gonna get even huger. all muscle.
littlegreenpills posted:try cat food. its like fifty cents a can
please don't group me in with poor people... seriously *shudders*
Crow posted:@HouseofTPaine is owning the SHIT out of @NabiscoCorp #ATM. #Rhizzone will triumph against nabisco #cookiewar
Culturejamming ftw.
getfiscal posted:littlegreenpills posted:if you're in the store and thinking of buying eggs you can spend the money on something else which is not gross and does not taste like a fart
i need the protein for my bulking. gonna get even huger. all muscle.
You live in the only place in north america that it's acceptable to eat horse meat. hit the stables and start horsin around brotha
hey posted:You live in the only place in north america that it's acceptable to eat horse meat. hit the stables and start horsin around brotha
let's get a "the knights that say neigh" sig crew up in this piece! horsemeat for life!