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and i sm in love
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#3
i'm in love too but it's complicated so i'm sad and depressed, don't fall in love.
#4
I’m in love and it is melancholy and complicated but it’s definitely one of the two things you need to do to experience the full richness of the human condition, the other being taking a human life.
#5
"The only way to know a person is to love them without hope" -the rapper DMX
#6
cool man what kind of home is it? a condo? what neighbourhood? congratulations.
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getfiscal posted:

cool man what kind of home is it? a condo? what neighbourhood? congratulations.



impper bought a tenement, and is now a slum lord

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elemennop posted:

getfiscal posted:
cool man what kind of home is it? a condo? what neighbourhood? congratulations.


impper bought a tenement, and is now a slum lord



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#10
Love tourist, fat shamer. I value empiricism, aesthetics, and masculinity.
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#12
Grats impper. I'd like to stay in your guest room sometime. Tell your wife I'm "from the Internet"
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Ironicwarcriminal posted:

elemennop posted:

getfiscal posted:
cool man what kind of home is it? a condo? what neighbourhood? congratulations.


impper bought a tenement, and is now a slum lord



this was definitely made by a white person

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Pilsen's mostly latino anyway
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Meursault posted:

Ironicwarcriminal posted:

elemennop posted:

getfiscal posted:
cool man what kind of home is it? a condo? what neighbourhood? congratulations.


impper bought a tenement, and is now a slum lord

this was definitely made by a white person

*jabs thumbs towards self*

#18
maggotmaster was conflating me with dorkasaurus rex earlier on twitter, probably the most searing insult i've ever received had it come from anyone else
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#21
allow 2-3 mos additional time for a longcat scarf
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#23
do you want to adopt a pool boy or rent a full time live-in jew? grad school is expensive
#24
yeah and i bet next you'll be gay and made of glistening, brilliant silver. stop stealing my identity
#25
congradulations impper, on your lovely new home.
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Meursault posted:

Ironicwarcriminal posted:

elemennop posted:

getfiscal posted:
cool man what kind of home is it? a condo? what neighbourhood? congratulations.


impper bought a tenement, and is now a slum lord

this was definitely made by a white person



what are you talking about? my black friends are always telling me about their lovely neighborhoods of color (though they made it pretty clear that i'm not allowed to visit them there).

#27
gotta know your audience
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Congrats impper welcome to the club. Find some tenants and have them pay enough rent that it covers most of the mortgage and association fees.
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well i certainly hope its not in pilsen, lincoln park, lincoln square, avondale, logan square, wicker park, bucktown, the loop, the south loop, river north, gold coast, lakeview, humboldt park, bridgeport, or lil italy

Impper posted:

Buy my house.


#30
Hey... it's free real estate.
#31
CAPITALISM AND LANDLORDISM
#32
i thought impper was a homeow
#33

G_Hosafat posted:

do you want to adopt a pool boy or rent a full time live-in jew? grad school is expensive

the house name is BackOffJews

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Lykourgos posted:

Congrats impper welcome to the club. Find some tenants and have them pay enough rent that it covers most of the mortgage and association fees.

hefty profit from tenants. slumlord living

#35
my next plan is to buy slums in pilsen and immediately evict the mexis living there
#36
I just can't wait for the day that you find out that the woman you live is a mega-fucking jew.
#37
what makes you think she's not jewish? and not an anti-Semite? Lol
#38
a mega-fucking jew and not a mega fucking-jew?
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#40
no