#1
Location


Marina Bay Sands Resort in Singapore

Dining


San Choi Bow


Bison ribs


Peking Duck

Beverages


An assortment of Bundaberg rums with soft drink mixers

Guests


Bashar Al Assad


Christine Lagarde


The UCLA 'asians in the library' girl


Radovan Karadzic


Dave Chapelle


Karl Pilkington
#2
wouldn't you technically count as a guest too
#3

Panopticon posted:

wouldn't you technically count as a guest too



a guest of the hotel, but not a guest of the party: i'm running that shit

#4
into the ground
#5
Location: Costco food court, we all share two large cheese pizzas.

Guests: William Calley, Lyman Dunnuck, Jeremy Morlock, Robert Bales, Steven Dale Green, and Lynndie England.

I would give Dunnuck a high five, I would ask Steve if he thought Brian De Palma's "Redacted" did justice to his rape killings, I would ask Bales how many other troops were shooting up that village and how come he had to take the fall. I would tie Lynndie to the table and make her beg on her hands and knees for a piece of pizza.

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#6
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#7

tpaine posted:

GuEsTs: MaRgArEt ChO, BoZo ThE cLoWn,



dude you can't have the same person twice

#8

tpaine posted:

GuEsTs: MaRgArEt ChO, BoZo ThE cLoWn, HiTlEr, AnD qUeEn LaTiFaH



You can't have the same person four times.

#9
location: beachfront cafe in rethimnon with a warm breeze coming in from the sea

food: souvlaki then honey cake

drink: some wine that a guy down the road makes in a bathtub and sells for €2 a gallon

guests: yves smith, iwc/rolf harris (sta), owen jones, anders behring breivik, josie long, and that weird albino girl who reviews video games on youtube
#10

cleanhands posted:

guests: iwc/rolf harris (sta)



What the fuck dude?

How you gonna go and make a disgusting comparison like that!

Rolf Harris a national treasure and the sum of my finest posting is but one imperceptible wobble of his board

#11
lol at owen jones sitting next to breivik tho
#12

KilledInADuel posted:

Location: Costco food court, we all share two large cheese pizzas.

Guests: William Calley, Lyman Dunnuck, Jeremy Morlock, Robert Bales, Steven Dale Green, and Lynndie England.

I would give Dunnuck a high five, I would ask Steve if he thought Brian De Palma's "Redacted" did justice to his rape killings, I would ask Bales how many other troops were shooting up that village and how come he had to take the fall. I would tie Lynndie to the table and make her beg on her hands and knees for a piece of pizza.



this is fucked up dinner party btw, nice work.

#13
Dorsia

Sea Urchin Ceviche

Yuri Andropov, Slashie, James Jesus Angleton, Mary Harron, Horst Mahler, Jodi Dean
#14

gyrofry posted:

Dorsia

Sea Urchin Ceviche

Yuri Andropov, Slashie, James Jesus Angleton, Mary Harron, Horst Mahler, Jodi Dean


lol

#15
location: the ashes of a dead planet under the red skies of man's final annihilation

dining: human flesh, dust, mud, shame

companions: heraclitus, mussolini, pol pot, shinya tsukamoto, anders breivik, véronique from la chinoise
#16

deadken posted:

location: the ashes of a dead planet under the red skies of man's final annihilation

dining: human flesh, dust, mud, shame

companions: heraclitus, mussolini, pol pot, shinya tsukamoto, anders breivik, véronique from la chinoise



le yawn

#17

gyrofry posted:

Dorsia

Sea Urchin Ceviche

Yuri Andropov, Slashie, James Jesus Angleton, Mary Harron, Horst Mahler, Jodi Dean




Excellent plan: Harron, Dean and Slashie will definitely end up turning on each other and you can just chill with the boys

#18

deadken posted:

location: the ashes of a dead planet under the red skies of man's final annihilation

dining: human flesh, dust, mud, shame

companions: heraclitus, mussolini, pol pot, shinya tsukamoto, anders breivik, véronique from la chinoise


I would have wait-listed Mussolini (cause he's a fat turd who would eat all the food) and put Lucretius at the table.

#19
actually id probably do the same location and food but invite a few bros and their gfs, i dont care about famous people
#20
u should replace al assad with urban meyer because they look basically alike
#21

al assad

urban meyer
#22
Loc: my fashionable apartment

Guests: all of my rhizzone pals

Food: slow cooked artisan caritas, craft brews, and for a post dinner smoke, camel crushes, so absolutely nobody feels left out
#23

stegosaurus posted:

Loc: my fashionable apartment

Guests: all of my rhizzone pals

Food: slow cooked artisan caritas, craft brews, and for a post dinner smoke, camel crushes, so absolutely nobody feels left out

the table is empty haha

#24
The table, and all the chairs and couches, are full, actually.
#25
lyman dunnuck is this guy by the way, my hero:

#26
yeah, it's tough out here, but i get to kill people for fun *barely bothers to conceal a wild grin*
#27

shermanstick posted:

u should replace al assad with urban meyer because they look basically alike



...and that's not all: urban meyer had to take time off from coaching because of his bad heart, whereas bashar al assad doesn't even have a heart... in so far as he is a heartless murderer!

#28
Elizabeth Warren, Thomas Friedman, Andrew Sullivan, Brown Moses, Richard Dawkins, and... Baby Huey P.
#29
dining: cheese omlette, cappucino, french toast, maple syrup
guests: evilweasel, german joey, cbass, grover, vilerat's wife, rich "lowtax" kyanka
location: top of the world restaurant, 9/11/2001
#30

stegosaurus posted:

The table, and all the chairs and couches, are full, actually.


because tom showed up

#31
location: a certain small restaurant in shanghai
food: tofu hot pot, roasted cauliflower, curried potatoes
guests: the lovely discipline, five empty chairs.
#32
Location MY ASS
guests MY ASS MY ASS MY ASS MY ASS MY ASS MY ASS
food MY ASS
actions taken, topics discussed MY ASS
#33

ilmdge posted:

Elizabeth Warren, Thomas Friedman, Andrew Sullivan, Brown Moses, Richard Dawkins, and... Baby Huey P.

imagine huey obliterating these people one by one. friedman's column the next day would be great

#34
the cinnamon challenge
#35
Location High school football field
Guests 5 6'4'' black males and teenage daughter
Food Caviar
#36
Hm let's see, me, my mom, and we'd eat turkey burgers
#37

stegosaurus posted:

The table, and all the chairs and couches, are full, actually.



full structural weight capacity maybe

#38
Location: Qdoba Mexican Grill
Guests: Handsome Dick Manitoba, Tim Thomerson, Keith David, Biff Byford, Bill Hader, and Fred Ward.
#39
location: doesn't matter this is a joke

food: cocaine

guests: allah x 6
#40
Allah is unitary iirc