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http://www.ssa.gov/OACT/babynames/
Rank Male Female
1 Jacob Sophia
2 Mason Emma
3 Ethan Isabella
4 Noah Olivia
5 William Ava
6 Liam Emily
7 Jayden Abigail
8 Michael Mia
9 Alexander Madison
10 Aiden Elizabeth
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jayden? mason? ava? *peels out*
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None of those are hispanic names even though the majority of babies are now minority. Evidence of White racial solidarity going strong.
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mustang19 posted:

None of those are hispanic names even though the majority of babies are now minority. Evidence of White racial solidarity going strong.

Sophia is a hispanic girls name. Here's a complete list:
Hispanic baby girl names

Arcadia
Arcelia
Arcilla
Arella
Aricela
Ariela
Armanda
Armena
Artemisia
Artura
Ascencion
Asianah
Asuncion
Atalaya
Athalia
Aura
Aurelia
Aureliana
Aurkena
Aurkene
Azura
Beatrisa
Beatriz
Belen
Belgis
Belicia
Belinda
Belita
Bella
Benigna
Benita
Berenice
Bernicia
Berta
Bertha
Bibiana
Bienvenida
Blanca
Blandina
Blasa
Bonita
Brandye
Brigida
Brigidia
Brisa
Brisha
Brisia
Brissa
Briza
Bryssa
Buena
Calandria
Calida
Calida
Calvina
Camila
Candi
Candida
Candie
Cari
Carilla
Carisa
Carla
Carleigha
Carletta
Carlita
Carlota
Carlotta
Carmela
Carmelita
Carmen
Carmencita
Carmina
Carminda
Carmita
Carola
Carona
Carrola
Casandra
Casey
Cassandra
Casta
Catalin
Catalina
Cecilia
Celerina
Celesta
Celestina
Cenobia
Ceri
Ceria
Cesara
Chalina
Chamayra
Charo
Charo
Chavela
Chavelle
Chaya
Cheena
Chela
Chica
Chiquita
Chiquita
Chrisanna
Chrisanne
Christina
Chrysann
Cierra
Cionnaye
Cipriana
Cira
Ciri
Clareta
Clarinda
Clarisa
Clarissa
Claudia
Clementina
Clodovea
Coco
Coleta
Concepcion
Concetta
Conchetta
Conshita
Consolacion
Consolata
Constantia
Constanza
Consuela
Consuelo
Consuelo
Coraly
Corazana
Corazon
Crisann
Crisanna
Crista
Cristina
Cristine
Crotilda
Cyntia
Dalila
Damita
Dani
Daniela
Danita
Daria
Dayami
Dayanara
Deiene
Deikun
Deina
Delcine
Delfina
Delma
Delmar
Delmara
Delphia
Denisa
Desideria
Destina
Devera
Dia
Diega
Digna
Dina
Dinora
Dionis
Dionisa
Dita
Dolores
Dolorita
Domenica
Dominga
Dominica
Dona
Dora
Dorbeta
Dorinda
Dorotea
Dreena
Drina Duena
Dukine
Dukinea
Dulce
Dulcea
Dulcina
Dulcinea
Dulcinia
Earlena
Earlene
Earlina
Edenia
Edita
Elbertina
Eldora
Eleadora
Eleanora
Eleena
Elena
Elina
Elisa
Ella
Elodia
Eloisa
Elsa
Elvera
Elvia
Elvira
Elvita
Ema
Emerald
Emesta
Emilia
Emilie
Emily
Encarnacion
Engracia
Enrica
Enriqua
Enriqueta
Erendira
Erendiria
Erlene
Erlina
Ernesta
Eskama
Esma
Esmeralda
Esmerelda
Esperanza
Estebana
Estefana
Estefani
Estefania
Estefany
Estela
Estelita
Estella
Estelle
Estephanie
Ester
Esteva
Estralita
Estrella
Estrellita
Eufemia
Eva
Evalisse
Eva-Yolanda
Evita
Exaltacion
Ezmeralda
Faqueza
Fausta
Faustina
Felicita
Felicitas
Felisa
Fermina
Fidelia
Fidelina
Filipa
Flaca
Flor
Floramaria
Florencia
Florentina
Florida
Florinia
Florita
Fonda
Fortuna
Francisca
Freira
Frescura
Gabriela
Gabriella
Gala
Galena
Galenia
Garabina
Garabine
Garaitz
Garbina
Garbine
Gaspara
Geavonna
Gechina
Generosa
Genevalisse
Gertrudes
Gertrudis
Gezana
Graciela
Grazia
Grizelda
Guadalupe
Guanina
Guillermina
Guliana
Heriberto
Idalyz
Iliana
Iluminada
Imelda
Immaculada
Ines
Inez
Inocencia
Inoceneia
Inocenta
Iratze
Irene
Irma
Irune
Isabel
Isabela
Isabella
Isi
Isidora
Itsaso
Itxaro
Ivelisse
Ivette
Ivonne
Izar
Izarra
Izarre
Izazkun
Jacinta
Jade
Jaione
JaJuan
Jakinda
Janisa
Jasone
Javier
Javiera
Jerrely
Jesenia
Jesusa
Jimena
Joaquina
Jomayra
Jordana
Josefa
Josefina
Josune
Jovana
Jovanna
Jovena
Jovina
Jovita
Juana
Juandalynn
Juanetta
Juanisha
Juanita
Judith
Juliana
Julieta
Julina
Karelma
Karmen
Kasandra
Katia
Katia
Kemena
Kemina
Kesara
Kesare
Kiki
Kita
Kristina
LaCienega
Ladonna
Lala
Lali
Lalia
Laline
Lalla
Landa
Landrada
Lara
Lareina
Larunda
Laurana
Laurencia
Laurinda
Laurita
Lavina
Lea
Leahonia
Leala
Leandra
Legarre
Leira
Lela
Lenora
Leonor
Leonora
Lera
Leticia
Letitia
Levina
Leya
Lia
Liana
Lilia
Liliana
Llesenia
Lluvia
Lola
Loleta
Lolita
Lolitta
Lora
Lorda
Lore
Loretta
Lourdes
Louredes
Lucena
Lucila
Lucita
Lucrecia
Luella
Luisa
Luiza
Lupe
Lupita
Lur
Luvenia
Luvina
Luz
Madalena
Madalynn
Madeira
Madelynn
Madena
Madia
Madina
Madre
Madrona
Maela
Magalys
Magdalen
Magdalena
Magdalene
Maite
Maitea
Malaya
Malia
Malita
Mallorie
Manda
Manoela
Manuela
Marcela
Marelys
Margarita
Maria
Mariana
Maribel
Maricel
Maricela
Maricelia
Maricella
Maricruz
Marietta
Marilu
Mariquita
Marisa
Marisela
Marisol
Maritza
Marlina
Marquilla
Marta
Martha
Martina
Materia
Matia
Maya
Mayra-Liz
Melisenda
Melita
Melosa
Melosia
Mendi
Mercedes
Michaela
Michelle
Migdalia
Milagritos
Milagros
Milagrosa
Mimi
Mirabel
Miranda
Mirari
Mireya
Modesta
Modeste
Molara
Monaique
Monica
Monita
Mora
Morisa
Morissa
Moya
Myra
Naiara
Nailea
Nalda
Nana
Narcisa
Natalia
Natividad
Nautica
Neiva
Nekana
Nekane
Nelia
Nelida
Nerea
Nerita
Neta
Neva
Nevada
Nicanora
Nieve
Nina
Nita
Nixzaliz
Noemi
Norma
Novia
Odanda
Ofelia
Oihane
Olademis
Olinda
Oliveria
Olivia
Ora
Orquidea
Orquidia
Osana
Pabla
Paciencia
Palba
Palma
Palmira
Paloma
Paquita
Pasha
Pastora
Patricia
Paulita
Paz
Pedra
Pepita
Perfecta
Pia
Pilar
Pitina
Placenta
Placida
Presencia
Presta
Primavera
Prudencia
Puebla
Pura
Pureza
Purisima
Querida
Quinta
Raimunda
Raina
Ramira
Ramona
Raquel
Regina
Reia
Reina
Remedios
Reya
Reyna
Ria
Rica
Ricarda
Rio
Rita
Roana
Rocio
Roderiga
Roja
Roldana
Romana
Rosa
Rosalia
Rosalind
Rosalinda
Rosalinde
Rosaline
Rosalyn
Rosamar
Rosamaria
Rosario
Rosemarie
RosIyn
Roz
Rufa
Rufina
Sabana
Sabina
Salbatora
Salma
Salvadora
Sancha
Sancia
Sara
Sarita
Saturnina
Savanna
Savannah
Segunda
Seina
Senalda
Senona
Serafina
Serena
Sevilla
Shoshana
Sierra
Silvia
Simona
Socorro
Sofia
Solana
Soledad
Soledada
Solymar
Sonora
Suelita
Susana
Suzelly
Tabora
Tanis
Tea
Tejana
Telma
Teodora
Terceira
Teresa
Teresita
Thaimy
Thalia
Tia
Tierra
Tranquilla
Trella
Tulia
Ula
Ursulina
Usoa
Valencia
Valentina
Vanesa
Ventana
Ventura
Verda
Verdad
Veronica
Veta
Vicenta
Vina
Vionaika
Virginia
Viridiana
Vittoria
Waleska
Xalbadora
Xalvadora
Xaviera
Xenia
Xevera
Xeveria
Xiomara
Xiomarys
Xochitl
Xuxa
Yadra
Yaineris
Yaira
Yajaira
Yanamaria
Yaneisy
Yanely
Yanire
Yara
Yashira
Yedid
Yelina
Yesenia
Yizel
Yoana
Yolanda
Yonaidys
Yosdalkis
Yumaris
Yuricema
Yvonne
Zamora
Zandra
Zaneta
Zanetta
Zanita
Zapopa
Zarita
Zaviera
Zita
Zuleika
Zumac
Zurina
Zurine

#5
http://www.businessinsider.com/arya-is-the-fastest-growing-baby-name-thanks-to-game-of-thrones-2013-5

'Arya' Is The Fastest-Growing Baby Name Thanks To 'Game Of Thrones'
Aly Weisman | May 13, 2013, 6:03 PM

Thanks to a "Game of Thrones" character, the name "Arya" is the fastest-growing name for a baby girl in the U.S.

The name shot up 298 spots in rankings between 2011 and 2012, according to The Social Security Administration's annual update of the most popular names, released today.

"Arya" became popular following the success of HBO's "Game of Thrones," which premiered in — you guessed it — 2011.

"Arya Stark" is the name of the tough-as-nails pre-teen daughter of a northern lord in the hit show, based on the George R. R. Martin novels.

"The name "Arya" made a massive leap from #711 in 2011 during the first season of the show to #413 during its second season in 2012," notes Wired.

"Twilight" had a similar effect in 2011, when the names Isabella and Jacob shot up to the number one baby names after the success of the book-turned-movie franchise.

Read more: http://www.businessinsider.com/arya-is-the-fastest-growing-baby-name-thanks-to-game-of-thrones-2013-5#ixzz2TIjjvx65

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kill everyone
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Spraynard
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Arya N. Whiteperson
#9
subvert reactionary ideas about the sacrosanctitude of the nuclear family and name your child whatever stupid whimsical thing you want

if they don't like it they'll just change it once they're old enough to give you the finger anyway
#10
the day your firstborn son seizes his destiny and changes his name from Stalin Dogballs : the proudest of your life as a parent
#11

Sophia is a hispanic girls name. Here's a complete list:



Spoken like a true KKKommunist. Sophia is an Italian or Latin name, most babies are probably named things like "Precious" or "Beyonce" but those names are spread too widely to make the list.

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some kids starting kindergarten are literally named barack because a parent was carried away by a tsunami of optimism
#14
hmm jaydon seems like fertile naming territory, it hasn't burst like a bitcoin bubble yet
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ArisVelouchiotis posted:



why isn't raiden on there?

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roseweird posted:

let kids name themselves. call themselves whatever sound they make. when they get older let them go by nicknames they give each other like "dog face" and uhhh "shadow". also this is after the apocalypse and these kids know martial arts. i'm writing a movie

hahaha

#18
i bet those hipster babies don't even have street names
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chairman bob avakian of the revolutionary communist party of the united states of america is a personable guy and he says that naming conventions in the african nation in north america are a sign of vibrant resistance using one of the few channels available to black mothers which is true and cool
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getfiscal posted:

chairman bob avakian of the revolutionary communist party of the united states of america is a personable guy and he says that naming conventions in the african nation in north america are a sign of vibrant resistance using one of the few channels available to black mothers which is true and cool


that's actually very cool. tell me more about chairman bob avakian of the revolutionary communist party of the united states of america, he sounds like a truly brilliant man

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slumlord posted:

that's actually very cool. tell me more about chairman bob avakian of the revolutionary communist party of the united states of america, he sounds like a truly brilliant man

listen to all of these talks:

http://bobavakian.net/

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when i was at ucla i ran into some avakian types selling papers on campus, we argued for a bit good-naturedly and then i had to go to a seminar and do some more good-natured arguing, that's my story, hope you likey
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slumlord posted:

some kids starting kindergarten are literally named barack because a parent was carried away by a tsunami of optimism



only the second largest number of children named Barack orphaned by a tsunami since 2004

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Sophia is Greek As Fuck, btw
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