#41
you may die
#42
Where's your D-74?

You don't have one?

Well, I can't authorize that request until you have one of those. Down 2 levels, through the double doors, third office on the right - make sure you have proper identification and exact change.

*yawns audibly*

NEXT
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#44
skylark cuts off heads ALL the time and doesn't even think twice about it. This guy is so crazy and awesome that he flips out ALL the time. I heard that he was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon skylark killed the whole town. My friend bob sacamano said that he saw skylark totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.
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#47
There is a program available, I'm not sure if you've heard about it... Its called Global Class Struggle
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#49
i can do a hadouken in real life
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#51
Roll 20: scored critical "even my BLACK friends think..."

Liberal Limit Break Reached

Execute "StalinHazzard"

#52

libelous_slander posted:

i can do a hadouken in real life

does it burn your hands? i always wondered

#53
wow can't believe the nerve of you fucks in the middle of this zzone public health crisis...chucklin away. attn, excuse me, where is this child? is he dead? animedad i'm holding you PERSONALLY responsible if so.
#54

SariBari posted:

animedad i'm holding you PERSONALLY responsible


catchiest phrase

#55

tpaine posted:

this is him



Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum!