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Mike Nelson here.
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http://cdn.mediatakeout.com/62992/ooooh-sh-t-they-just-released-prez-obama-s-prom-pic-and-his-date-was-a-blonde-congress-gonna-investigate-the-f-ck-outta-him-now.html

Welcome to the final days of the Obama presidency.
#2
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do they serve hawaiian punch at hawaiian proms?
#3
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OOOOH SH*T!!!
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#5
sup b*tch
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where's maggotmaster when you need him
#6
UNUSUALY COOL
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innsmouthful posted:

where's maggotmaster when you need him



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[account deactivated]
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Kurdt
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but was she a natural blonde? (or cis-blonde, as it were)

roots and brows are inconclusive
#9
Mike Nelson here.
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no hoverhand.... nice.
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he going to go to jail
#11
Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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plaaaaaaaya playoooo, i cant hate u homeyyy, rollin on chrome & candy
#12
Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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lol her name is literally Kelli. he aint gonna get impeached, he gonna get assassinated
#13
Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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where Greg at? *speaks into lapel* can somebody get eyes on Greg?
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political car tune
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Superabound posted:

where Greg at? *speaks into lapel* can somebody get eyes on Greg?

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Nippon
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i wonder if that chick is ever mad at her husband for not being president
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Mike Nelson here.
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plot twist: he loves greg.
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Nippon
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i can just imagine it. barry and kelli have a whirlwind teen romance and he convinces her to give it up in the back of a car on prom night promising to marry her one day and then he stops talking about it and after she complains that he isn't returning her calls for months he tells everybody: "let me be clear: republicans are to blame for this by making interracial romances politically unrealistic, as class president i need to spend my political capital on extending library hours or removing creamed corn from the cafeteria"
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dang thats a pretty tepid love letter, expected better from a published writer
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UNUSUALY COOL
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lacks negs, 3/10