#41
now w/ more jerkin it
#42
Agreed, the khmer rouge had the ideologically correct position when they killed everyone with glasses.
#43
CNN) -- On Monday morning, the first porn app for Google Glass was announced. Unfortunately, the app violated the most recent additions to Google's developer policies for the futuristic eyewear, which ban sexually explicit material.

The pornographic app for Glass was released by MiKandi, an adult app store that has a successful Android app store for adult apps. Using the application, Google Glass wearers could look at photos and watch videos filmed using Google Glass. The company wanted to expand from first-person point of view videos to one-on-one interactions between adults who both have Glass.

Now it seems that business plan will need to be altered.

Google added a new section to its developer policies for Google Glass late last week that prohibits apps from delivering sexually explicit content.

"Our policies make it clear that Glass does not allow Glassware content that contains nudity, graphic sex acts, or sexually explicit material. Any Glassware that violates this policy will be blocked from appearing on Glass," a Google spokesperson said. The same section promises harsh penalties for any app featuring child pornography. Google also bans gratuitous violence, hate speech and gambling on Glass.

The connected Glass headset features a tiny screen above the right eye that can display Internet content. The device is still in beta mode and is not expected to go on sale to the general public until late this year or early 2014.

More than 10,000 people have visited the landing page for the porn app, and a dozen Glass owners have signed up with the app, MiKandi CEO Jesse Adams said in a blog post.

He said the company made sure it was following the Google Glass developer terms when it started creating the app two weeks ago, but those rules were changed by Google just before the app's launch. MiKandi will comply with the new rules, and plans on rolling out a new app that somehow doesn't include any of the forbidden content.

"Although the app is still live and people are using it, at this point we must make changes to the app in order to comply with the new policies. Expect to see changes to the application tomorrow," Adams said in a blog post.

This is not the first time the adult company has gone up against Silicon Valley giants.

In 2011, Apple sent the company a cease and desist letter for using the phrase "app store" in its tagline. It has also had apps rejected from the iOS and Android app stores before.
#44

MadMedico posted:

Google added a new section to its developer policies for Google Glass late last week that prohibits apps from delivering sexually explicit content.

"Our policies make it clear that Glass does not allow Glassware content that contains nudity, graphic sex acts, or sexually explicit material. Any Glassware that violates this policy will be blocked from appearing on Glass," a Google spokesperson said. The same section promises harsh penalties for any app featuring child pornography. Google also bans gratuitous violence, hate speech and gambling on Glass.



#45
PUT EM ON THE GLASS! haha, seriously though i respect both women and the double-wink user agreement process
#46
dammit i was gonna make a put em on the glass joke, i guess i have to downvote you post bro sorry
#47
Yeah great google, but why not block pornographic searches on your search engine right now? Maybe because it would kill your revenue, just like this decision will kill your revenue once a competitor comes along with their own brand of porn-friendly glasses.
#48

swirlsofhistory posted:

Yeah great google, but why not block pornographic searches on your search engine right now? Maybe because it would kill your revenue, just like this decision will kill your revenue once a competitor comes along with their own brand of porn-friendly glasses.



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#50

ChairmanMao posted:

dammit i was gonna make a put em on the glass joke, i guess i have to downvote you post bro sorry



lifes hard sometimes

#51

swirlsofhistory posted:

Yeah great google, but why not block pornographic searches on your search engine right now? Maybe because it would kill your revenue, just like this decision will kill your revenue once a competitor comes along with their own brand of porn-friendly glasses.


And make them water proof too so people can use them in the shower.

#52
make them butt proof while youre at it
#53
ugh nothing worse than when your expensive consumer electronics touch a butt and break

god, who hasn't been there
#54
#55

ChairmanMao posted:

ugh nothing worse than when your expensive consumer electronics touch a butt and break

god, who hasn't been there

why would anyone buy something that wont go up their butt in this day and age

#56
http://phys.org/news/2013-06-google-glass-eye-opening.html

This sounds nightmarish rofl

Riding on her blue Raleigh hybrid bike, Rowder pulled up Wednesday afternoon to Google's offices in Venice, located inside the Binoculars Building designed in the 1980s by famed architect Frank Gehry. Inside we were greeted by half a dozen Google employees, all wearing the glasses.

#57
Rowder had no interest in the white, black or gray glasses and instead focused on those that were in orange (tangerine) and blue (sky).
#58
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#59
the internet's infrastructure was paid for with porn.
#60

getfiscal posted:

strange days squid becomes closer to reality



America, as directed by Kathryn Bigelow

#61
good rapemovies are always directed by women
- strange days
- american psycho
#62
strange days is an interesting time capsule from the time right around the rodney king verdict, the oj simpson trial, and rap's penetration into suburban & rural white awareness when a lot of americans were sure that rahowa was imminent. 1999 really did look like that, in a lot of amerikkkan minds in 1994
#63
i think you mean "rap's envelopment"
#64
and point break was a prophetic allegory of how America could not kill off Reagan's legacy
#65

wasted posted:

America could not kill off Reagan's legacy



bigelow started making movies in 1982 and this describes every movie she has ever made

#66
kathryn bigelow, Frenemy of the People
#67
148. Nobel Dog
#68
Roseweird if you keep downvoting my posts im going to get an app for my Googles that gives me the laser eye powers of Cyclops the Xman and blast you to hell.
#69
Pol Pot saw this coming and tried to nip it in the bud but the intellectual class sided with their four-eyed brethren and wrung their hands

#70

Skylark posted:

Roseweird if you keep downvoting my posts im going to get an app for my Googles that gives me the laser eye powers of Cyclops the Xman and blast you to hell.



roseweird downvotes are a sign youre doing it right. hoo rah.

#71
on a more serious note who the fuck still gets excited by consumer electronics developments. All this shit is just coasting off the cell phone and the internet, i can't think of anything truly groundbreaking in the past ten years.
#72

Ironicwarcriminal posted:

on a more serious note who the fuck still gets excited by consumer electronics developments. All this shit is just coasting off the cell phone and the internet, i can't think of anything truly groundbreaking in the past ten years.



your mom does, when its from adameve.com

#73
e-friends who will convincingly post at and to and with you and like your Facebooks and follow you on the tweeter and the tumbler and idly chat with you at work and so on. you won't waste any time getting to know people or maintaining old connections and thus become a far more successful worker, learner, parent and provider; all that's needed is a good way to market these
#74
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#75

Ironicwarcriminal posted:

on a more serious note who the fuck still gets excited by consumer electronics developments. All this shit is just coasting off the cell phone and the internet, i can't think of anything truly groundbreaking in the past ten years.



Excuse me Ser, but do you have a moment to talk about 3D Printing?

#76

Skylark posted:

http://phys.org/news/2013-06-google-glass-eye-opening.htmlThis sounds nightmarish rofl

Riding on her blue Raleigh hybrid bike, Rowder pulled up Wednesday afternoon to Google's offices in Venice, located inside the Binoculars Building designed in the 1980s by famed architect Frank Gehry. Inside we were greeted by half a dozen Google employees, all wearing the glasses.

yeah hybrids are horrific

#77
can i use this to turn myself into a girl