EmanuelaOrlandi posted:he didnt even fly to chicago for the glue sniff crew meet so we could sneak him into bars bc hes edit: (20?) years old. smdh...
i turnt 21 last week. also if jools & i are instated as permamods ill start doing the frontpage again 
Lykourgos posted:obviously I should be mod, how is this even a discussion
Agreed, better a legal scholar and a man of honor to be the moderator than the usual emotionally capricious substance abusers who inhabit this place.
The cum, pee, and drip functions are controlled by 3 little buttons on the face of the wheel, and the amount, type (drop, stream, spray, etc), and force can be set on a little sub menu you get by clicking on the bottom. You can also make your cock drip or cum from the shaft or balls, a very clever feature that allows for deliciously dripping blowjobs and lewd overflowing cream pies when you’re in your partner. The cock also bleeds if you’re into that.
daddyholes posted:The all-important penis angle is infinitely variable though a full 155 degrees by moving a dial-like slider around the edge of the wheel, so the dick can point almost straight up or straight down and anywhere in between. Cock size is controlled by clicking closer or farther to the center of the wheel, so size and angle are independent too. There are 3 sizes and a super-size override, and that’s pretty much all you need.
The cum, pee, and drip functions are controlled by 3 little buttons on the face of the wheel, and the amount, type (drop, stream, spray, etc), and force can be set on a little sub menu you get by clicking on the bottom. You can also make your cock drip or cum from the shaft or balls, a very clever feature that allows for deliciously dripping blowjobs and lewd overflowing cream pies when you’re in your partner. The cock also bleeds if you’re into that.
does it vibrate? askign for a friend
EmanuelaOrlandi posted:he didnt even fly to chicago for the glue sniff crew meet so we could sneak him into bars bc hes edit: (20?) years old. smdh...
let's go visit b n w imo
blinkandwheeze posted:EmanuelaOrlandi posted:he didnt even fly to chicago for the glue sniff crew meet so we could sneak him into bars bc hes edit: (20?) years old. smdh...
i turnt 21 last week. also if jools & i are instated as permamods ill start doing the frontpage again
What would you put on front page?
swampman posted:blinkandwheeze posted:EmanuelaOrlandi posted:he didnt even fly to chicago for the glue sniff crew meet so we could sneak him into bars bc hes edit: (20?) years old. smdh...
i turnt 21 last week. also if jools & i are instated as permamods ill start doing the frontpage again
What would you put on front page?
hopefully pictures of dead kids. I miss my dead gay forum
animedad posted:et's go visit b n w imo
will u pay for my ticket?
roseweird posted:if made mod i will ban everyone + delete the forum, relieving every poster of the chains of bondage with which tHE r H i z z o n E holds them and lashes them to their grim duty of posting
following the wise advice of my regency council, i withdraw my candidacy and endorse roseweird
Watch his ‘HOUSE OF PAIN’ sequence in BLADE 2. BLADE 2 is the tongue, mouth, fingers and lips of a lover. The Audience is the clit. Watch your audience. This is where Guillermo Del Toro goes down on the audience. It starts with long licks with a nose bump on the joy button slowly. He smiles as he does this… Watching the audience begin to squirm, then he takes the audiences’ clit in his mouth and just licks it like crazy, the audience is ready, on that precipice, then calm. He backs off… long licks again, brings in a finger to massage a bit, licks from the bottom to the top… The audience is cooing… He has them, they want release. He acts like he’s going to give it to you, takes you right to the edge, the audiences’ backs arched, ready to cum…. Backs off pinching the nipples just so, his head bobbing up to say, "You like?" The audience shifts around needing release, he builds again… The pressure at a near boiling point… Each stroke and moment a hypersensitive place… Two fingers to the sweet spot, the audience is there… right there at that point… suddenly he’s relentless taking the audience through a rampage of orgasms… trying to get away, trying to escape… back back back, but he has you, and he’s never going to let you forget this moment, the audience was electric… Frenetically frothing… Guillermo hears them begging no more, when he decides to stop for a moment, there is that relaxed calm… The audience relaxes… labored breathing… a sated smile, WHEN SUDDENLY THE RELENTLESS BASTARD IS AT IT AGAIN!!!! You begin laughing, trying to push him away, but no… more pleasure, more joy, more fun… You can’t handle it, you start giggling and screaming… And it goes like this for quite some time, till at the end… The credits roll, the theater lights come up… You look at the screen, you realize you want that tongue again… You want that feeling again, and you watch it again and again, because damn he respects the clit!
Ok, maybe I take the metaphor too far… maybe… But I had two girls around me, Patch black and blued my right forearm with slaps and rabbit punches as though Guillermo was pounding the short hairs, and Saffron (not Vegas’) gripping my shoulder from behind like frickin Spock, leaning up to my ear to say, "You didn’t tell me this was pornography!!!!" To which I grab her hand, sniffed her fingers and said, "MMMm you’re fingers are wet… enjoy!"
Now you might feel all of this is inappropriate behavior on my part, but folks, at the Q&A afterwards, the second question came from a woman on the front row that asked Del Toro "Could you comment on the vaginal influence of the Reapers?"
Guillermo looked like the wet chinned thigh splitter that he is and said, "You have to understand Make Up artists, they never get any pussy, so they are always creating it!"
ZACTLY!