#241
last night we banged to: a bunch of nasheeds, mendelssohn's violin concerto, the new hospitality drum & bass compilation, that song 'i want you to love me like my dog' (no joke)
#242
shut the fuck up about that shit dude no one cares about your trip reports from copulating with some white chick.
#243
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#244
deadken, are you really in LA?
#245
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#246
someone needs to make a "that's biddah" gif from this:

#247
yes. i am really in la
#248
i guess they don't get a lot of upvotes out yonder in L.A. i just got 8 for owning u like u try 2 own the dignity of the women u exploit into rampantly fornicating with u
#249
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#250
i have been voted the most upvoted lf poster for years. four years running voted the most upvoted poster on the lf subredit
#251

tpaine posted:
lol...looking at my plus fucking 1005 rep...u must be insanely jeoulas ..



it is absolutely scandalous

#252
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#253
upvoted because rape jokes are NEVER funny and this is not a comedy forum
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#256
you have 1k and crow is in second place
#257
its not funny
#258
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#259
the perverse clownshoe parade we call the reputation rankings
#260
were gonna bomb bomb bomb iran
#261
Its not a mistake that tpaine is the highest rated man, and i am the second man, and Druxx is consistently the best rated per post, and Discipline is the highest rated woman. now we know who is what. And now we can rebuild.
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#264

I read somewhere that the best favor you could do to your drunken pal who wants to drive home after the party, is to steal his car key so that he calls a taxi for the ride home. Well, that’s what Obama just did.

His statements that US and Israel move “in lockstep” on that Iran issue and that he knows of no Israeli decision to attack Iran – “I don’t think Israel has made a decision on what they need to do” — and, equally, his affirmation that his officials “don’t see any evidence that Iranians had the intentions or capabilities” to strike targets on US soil and, of course, that diplomacy still remained the “preferred solution” to resolving the standoff with Iran — all this will very substantially help dissipate the war clouds gathering on the Persian Gulf skies in recent weeks.



I found it fascinating that Obama, who is a highly cerebral politician, also signalled something by speaking during an interview where his main message was, “I deserve a second term, but we’re not done. We’ve made progress, and the right ting now is to just make sure we don’t start turning in a new direction that could throw that progress off.” And then, lo and behold, Obama went on and on speaking for much of the interview on the issue of Iran.

What I can make out from this is that this gifted statesman decided to gently stepped back from his increasingly rowdyish election campaign, which is still hotting days, to make a commitment that these might be early days but he wasn’t interested in whipping up Iranophobia. Simply put, he won’t play domestic politics with the Iran nuclear issue. It is a helpful assurance that Tehran may take note when the general wisdom is that Obama is a cold-blooded politician who wouldn’t hesitate to go to war with Iran if that helped secure his re-election campaign.



http://blogs.rediff.com/mkbhadrakumar/2012/02/06/obamas-peace-doves-on-irans-skies/

#265

babyfinland posted:
We’ve made progress, and the right ting now is to just make sure we don’t start turning in a new direction that could throw that progress off.



di right ting right now is fi mi mek sure we nuh turn inna direction fi tek weh di progress

#266
patois obama
#267
ken you have acquired the reputation of a guy who makes assertions and later conveniently forgets to back them up. i just want you to know that. hopefully joey will make it so i can pay .50 dollars to buy you a little icon like "TALKS SHIT" and itll be like a mouth puking feces.
#268

shennong posted:
ken you have acquired the reputation of a guy who makes assertions and later conveniently forgets to back them up. i just want you to know that. hopefully joey will make it so i can pay .50 dollars to buy you a little icon like "TALKS SHIT" and itll be like a mouth puking feces.



this is an english trait

#269
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#270

shennong posted:
ken you have acquired the reputation of a guy who makes assertions and later conveniently forgets to back them up. i just want you to know that. hopefully joey will make it so i can pay .50 dollars to buy you a little icon like "TALKS SHIT" and itll be like a mouth puking feces.



what

#271
oh that thing. theres no single source or study i've read and you havent, but what youre basically asking me to demonstrate is that Not Everyone In The entire Country Of Libya Thinks Exactly Alike, which is painfully fuckin obvious when you note the various tribal affiliations, the rural/urban divide as well as that between the east and west of the country, the remnants of a vaguely socialist popular-democratic governing structure, and the presence of islamists alongside a secular bourgeoisie, all divisions which will manifest themselves in a yummy swirl of ideological heterogeneity, god damn
#272

babyfinland posted:

I read somewhere that the best favor you could do to your drunken pal who wants to drive home after the party, is to steal his car key so that he calls a taxi for the ride home. Well, that’s what Obama just did.

His statements that US and Israel move “in lockstep” on that Iran issue and that he knows of no Israeli decision to attack Iran – “I don’t think Israel has made a decision on what they need to do” — and, equally, his affirmation that his officials “don’t see any evidence that Iranians had the intentions or capabilities” to strike targets on US soil and, of course, that diplomacy still remained the “preferred solution” to resolving the standoff with Iran — all this will very substantially help dissipate the war clouds gathering on the Persian Gulf skies in recent weeks.

I found it fascinating that Obama, who is a highly cerebral politician, also signalled something by speaking during an interview where his main message was, “I deserve a second term, but we’re not done. We’ve made progress, and the right ting now is to just make sure we don’t start turning in a new direction that could throw that progress off.” And then, lo and behold, Obama went on and on speaking for much of the interview on the issue of Iran.

What I can make out from this is that this gifted statesman decided to gently stepped back from his increasingly rowdyish election campaign, which is still hotting days, to make a commitment that these might be early days but he wasn’t interested in whipping up Iranophobia. Simply put, he won’t play domestic politics with the Iran nuclear issue. It is a helpful assurance that Tehran may take note when the general wisdom is that Obama is a cold-blooded politician who wouldn’t hesitate to go to war with Iran if that helped secure his re-election campaign.



http://blogs.rediff.com/mkbhadrakumar/2012/02/06/obamas-peace-doves-on-irans-skies/



lmao

#273

WaPo posted:
Bombs target Israeli diplomats in India, Georgia; 2 injured

NEW DELHI — Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu blamed Iran on Monday for twin attempts to bomb people affiliated with the Israeli embassies in New Delhi and Tbilisi, Georgia.

The wife of an Israeli diplomat in New Delhi and her driver were injured in a blast from explosives slapped on their car by a passing motorcyclist, authorities said. Around the same time, a grenade-type device was found duct-taped to the bottom of a car affiliated with the embassy in Tbilisi. It was defused without anyone being injured.

There was no immediate claim of responsibility for the incidents. But Netanyahu quickly pointed a finger at Iran, which has vowed revenge for recent assassinations of scientists involved in its nuclear program, and at Hezbollah, a terrorist group sponsored by Iran that had pledged to avenge the assassination four years ago of one of its leaders.

Iranian Foreign Ministry spokesman Ramin Mehmanparast responded by blaming Israel for the New Delhi and Tbilisi incidents, charging that they were intended to “tarnish Iran’s friendly ties with the host countries” and to wage “psychological warfare against Iran,” the state-run Islamic Republic News Agency (IRNA) reported. The agency quoted Mehmanparast as saying that “Iran condemns terrorism” and “has been the victim of terrorism.”

Ticking off places where he said recent attacks on Jews and Israelis had been thwarted, including Thailand and Azerbaijan, Netanyahu accused Iran of orchestrating Monday’s plots and called the government in Tehran “the greatest exporter of terror in the world.”

“In all these cases, the elements behind the attacks were Iran and its proxy, Hezbollah,” Netanyahu said. “We will continue to act with a strong hand, systematically and patiently, against international terrorism, whose source is Iran.”

Netanyahu offered no specific evidence for his claim. But Israel had put its foreign missions on high alert in recent days because of the anniversary of the death of Hezbollah mastermind Imad Moughniyeh, who was killed in Damascus on Feb. 12, 2008, when a bomb planted in the headrest of his car was detonated.

Iran’s ambassador in India, Mehdi Nabizadeh, said Iran played no role in Monday’s attack, which took place just a few hundred yards from the prime minister’s residence as the diplomat’s wife was heading to the American Embassy School to pick up her children.

“Any terrorist attack is condemned, and we strongly reject the untrue accusations by an official of the Zionist regime,” Nabizadeh said, according to IRNA. “Like always, these accusations are untrue and sheer lies.”

Hamid-Reza Tarraghi, a politician close to Iran’s supreme leader, said that “if Iran would plan something like that, we would certainly not announce it.”

“We have called for support of the resistance against Israel, so it is possible cores of resistance are formed across the world,” Tarraghi said. “But I have no idea who is behind the attack in India.”

Both the New Delhi attack and the discovery of the bomb in Tbilisi happened about the same time Monday — 3:20 p.m. in New Delhi and 1:50 p.m. in Tbilisi (4:50 a.m. in Washington). The incidents further stoked tensions between Iran and the West that are already sky-high.

In Washington, Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton issued a statement condemning the incidents in India and Georgia “in the strongest possible terms.” She added: “The scourge of terrorism is an affront to the entire international community. The United States places a high priority on the safety and security of diplomatic personnel around the world and we stand ready to assist with any investigation of these cowardly actions.”

The United States is leading a global push for sanctions that it hopes will force Iran to suspend its uranium-enrichment program, and Israel is weighing a preemptive strike against Iranian nuclear facilities. The United States, Israel and others suspect that Iran is trying to acquire the material and technology needed to build a nuclear weapon. Iran, however, says its nuclear program is aimed only at producing energy and medical isotopes.

New Delhi police commissioner Brajesh Kumar Gupta said a person on a motorcycle approached the vehicle carrying the diplomat’s wife and affixed a magnetic bomb to its rear. The car drove a short distance, there was a loud sound and then an explosion, and the car caught fire, he said.

“We realized it’s not a firecracker, but an explosion, and rushed toward the car,” said Ravi Singh, 50, owner of a gas station near the blast site.

Israeli officials identified the injured woman as the wife of Israel’s defense representative in New Delhi. Gupta said she was conscious and was hospitalized in stable condition. Her driver, as well as two people in a nearby car, sustained minor injuries, Gupta said.

Joji Philip Thomas, an editor with an Indian publication called the Economic Times, posted on Twitter that he was behind the car when the bomb detonated and saw a female passenger thrown from the vehicle. He posted a photograph of the car in flames.

In Tbilisi, capital of the former Soviet republic of Georgia, a grenade was found attached to a car owned by a driver for the Israeli Embassy, said Shota Khizanishvili, a spokesman for the Georgian Interior Ministry.

The grenade was discovered after the driver, identified by Real-TV as Roman Khachaturyan, noticed an object attached to the bottom of the car with duct tape. Khachaturyan called police, who summoned explosives experts to detonate it under controlled conditions.

“There was one attempted attack, and one successful, as it were,” Paul Hirschson, a spokesman for Israel’s Foreign Ministry, told the Reuters news agency.

In January, U.S. Director of National Intelligence James R. Clapper Jr. said a thwarted plot to kill the Saudi ambassador to the United States last year — a plot that allegedly originated in Tehran — showed an increasing willingness by Iran to launch attacks on U.S. soil.

Iran has openly threatened retaliation for the recent killings of its nuclear scientists and has blamed the assassinations on both Israel and the United States. Clinton has categorically denied any U.S. involvement; Israeli officials have refused to comment.

“We will never disregard punishment for the individuals who committed this crime and the elements behind its scene,” Iran’s supreme leader, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, wrote in a public letter of condolence.

Iranian Intelligence Minister Heidar Moslehi said the United States, Britain and the Mossad, Israel’s spy service, “will face the consequences of this action. The Islamic Republic of Iran will give them a biting answer.”

The attack in New Delhi bore eerie similarities to the Jan. 11 killing of Iranian nuclear chemist Mostafa Ahmadi-Roshan, a 32-year-old deputy head of procurement at the Natanz enrichment facility. The scientist was killed in an explosion after an unknown assailant on a motorcycle slapped a magnetic bomb on his car as he commuted to work.

Greenberg reported from Jerusalem. Correspondents Thomas Erdbrink in Tehran and Kathy Lally in Moscow contributed to this report.



false flag imo. if someone wanted to destroy the car with the people inside and got that far, why would they have used such a small amount of explosives at the rear of the car?

also, this of course: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lavon_Affair

#274
lol israel is going to attack iran any day now
#275
http://www.aljazeera.com/news/asia-pacific/2012/02/2012214132458824514.html

Nevertheless, Ehud Barak, the Israeli defence minister, who was visiting Singapore on Tuesday, said: "The attempted terrorist attack in Bangkok proves once again that Iran and its proxies continue to perpetrate terror. The recent terror attacks are yet another example of this."

Barak, who had spent a few hours in Bangkok on Sunday, alleged that "Iran and Hezbollah are unrelenting terror elements endangering the stability of the region, and endangering the stability of the world".

It was unclear whether the Bangkok explosions were linked to the attacks in India and Georgia, but Iran has denied it was responsible.

Thailand has rarely been a target for foreign terrorists, although a domestic Muslim uprising in the country's south has involved bombings of civilian targets.

#276
the bangkok thing just doesnt make a lick of sense. the guy tries to hail a cab, the cabbie keeps going, so he tosses a grenade at the cab?? grand theft bangkok
#277
this sabre rattlin' not lookin so good mr. tom

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/feb/17/us-officials-iran-sanctions-military-action

US officials believe Iran sanctions will fail, making military action likely• Growing view that strike, by Israel or US, will happen
'Sweet spot' for Israeli action identified as September-October
• White House remains determined to give sanctions time

Officials in key parts of the Obama administration are increasingly convinced that sanctions will not deter Tehran from pursuing its nuclear programme, and believe that the US will be left with no option but to launch an attack on Iran or watch Israel do so.

The president has made clear in public, and in private to Israel, that he is determined to give sufficient time for recent measures, such as the financial blockade and the looming European oil embargo, to bite deeper into Iran's already battered economy before retreating from its principal strategy to pressure Tehran.

But there is a strong current of opinion within the administration – including in the Pentagon and the state department – that believes sanctions are doomed to fail, and that their principal use now is in delaying Israeli military action, as well as reassuring Europe that an attack will only come after other means have been tested.

"The White House wants to see sanctions work. This is not the Bush White House. It does not need another conflict," said an official knowledgeable on Middle East policy. "Its problem is that the guys in Tehran are behaving like sanctions don't matter, like their economy isn't collapsing, like Israel isn't going to do anything.

"Sanctions are all we've got to throw at the problem. If they fail then it's hard to see how we don't move to the 'in extremis' option."

The White House has said repeatedly that all options are on the table, including the use of force to stop Iran obtaining a nuclear weapon, but that for now the emphasis is firmly on diplomacy and sanctions.

But long-held doubts among US officials about whether the Iranians can be enticed or cajoled into serious negotiations have been reinforced by recent events.

"We don't see a way forward," said one official. "The record shows that there is nothing to work with."

Scepticism about Iranian intent is rooted in Iran's repeated spurning of overtures from successive US presidents from Bill Clinton to Barack Obama, who appealed within weeks of coming to office for "constructive ties" and "mutual respect" .

President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's claim this week that Iran loaded its first domestically-made fuel rod into a nuclear reactor, and Iran's threat to cut oil supplies to six European countries, were read as further evidence that Tehran remains defiantly committed to its nuclear programme. That view was strengthened by the latest Iranian offer to negotiate with the UN security council in a letter that appeared to contain no significant new concessions.

If Obama were to conclude that there is no choice but to attack Iran, he is unlikely to order it before the presidential election in November unless there is an urgent reason to do so. The question is whether the Israelis will hold back that long.

Earlier this month, the US defence secretary, Leon Panetta, told the Washington Post that he thought the window for an Israeli attack on Iran is between April and June. But other official analysts working on Iran have identified what one described as a "sweet spot", where the mix of diplomacy, political timetables and practical issues come together to suggest that if Israel launches a unilateral assault it is more likely in September or October, although they describe that as a "best guess".

However, the Americans are uncertain as to whether Israel is serious about using force if sanctions fail or has ratcheted up threats primarily in order to pressure the US and Europeans in to stronger action. For its part, the US is keen to ensure that Tehran does not misinterpret a commitment to giving sanctions a chance to work as a lack of willingness to use force as a last resort.

American officials are resigned to the fact that the US will be seen in much of the world as a partner in any Israeli assault on Iran – whether or not Washington approved of it. The administration will then have to decide whether to, in the parlance of the US military, "pile on", by using its much greater firepower to finish what Israel starts.

"The sanctions are there to pressure Iran and reassure Israel that we are taking this issue seriously," said one official. "The focus is on demonstrating to Israel that this has a chance of working. Israel is sceptical but appreciates the effort. It is willing to give it a go, but how long will it wait?"

Colin Kahl, who was US deputy assistant secretary of defence for the Middle East until December, said: "With the European oil embargo and US sanctions on the central bank, the Israelis probably have to give some time now to let those crippling sanctions play out.

"If you look at the calendar, it doesn't make much sense that the Israelis would jump the gun. They probably need to provide a decent interval for those sanctions to be perceived as failing, because they care about whether an Israeli strike would be seen as philosophically legitimate; that is, as only having happened after other options were exhausted. So I think that will push them a little further into 2012."

The White House is working hard to keep alive the prospect that sanctions will deliver a diplomatic solution. It has pressed the Israeli prime minister, Binyamin Netanyahu, to quieten the belligerent chatter from his own cabinet about an attack on Iran. The chairman of the US joint chiefs of staff, general Martin Dempsey, was dispatched to Jerusalem last month to talk up the effect of sanctions and to press, unsuccessfully, for a commitment that Israel will not launch a unilateral attack against Iran.

Dennis Ross, Obama's former envoy for the Middle East and Iran, this week said that sanctions may be pushing Tehran toward negotiations.

But in other parts of the administration, the assumption is that sanctions will fail, and so calculations are being made about what follows, including how serious Israel is in its threat to launch a unilateral attack on Iran's nuclear installations, and how the US responds.

But Iran's increasingly belligerent moves – such as the botched attempts, laid at Tehran's door, to attack Israeli diplomats in Thailand, India and Georgia – are compounding the sense that Iran is far from ready to negotiate.

Feeding in to the considerations are the timing of the American election, including its bearing on Israeli thinking, as well as the pace of Iranian advances in their nuclear programme.

Obama has publicly said that there are no differences with Israel on Iran, describing his administration as in "lock step" with the Jewish state.

But the US and Israel are at odds over the significance of Iran's claim to have begun enriching uranium at the underground facility at Fordow, near the holy city of Qom, and therefore the timing of any military action.

Israel's defence minister, Ehud Barak, has warned that Iran cannot be allowed to establish a "zone of immunity" at Fordow where it is able to work on a nuclear weapon deep underground protected from Israel's conventional weapons. Earlier this month, Barak said Israel must consider an attack before that happens.

The Americans say there is no such urgency because the facility is just one among many Tehran needs to build a nuclear weapon, and that other sites are still vulnerable to attack and sabotage in other ways. The US also has a more powerful military arsenal, although it is not clear whether it would be able to destroy the underground Fordow facility.

Kahl said part of Washington's calculation is to judge whether Israel is seriously contemplating attacking Iran, or is using the threat to pressure the US and Europe into confronting Tehran.

"It's not that the Israelis believe the Iranians are on the brink of a bomb. It's that the Israelis may fear that the Iranian programme is on the brink of becoming out of reach of an Israeli military strike, which means it creates a 'now-or-never' moment," he said.

"That's what's actually driving the timeline by the middle of this year. But there's a countervailing factor that Barak has mentioned – that they're not very close to making a decision and that they're also trying to ramp up concerns of an Israeli strike to drive the international community towards putting more pressure on the Iranians."

Israeli pressure for tougher measures against Tehran played a leading role in the US Congresss passing sanctions legislation targeting Iran's financial system and oil sales. Some US and European officials say those same sanctions have also become a means for Washington to pressure Israel not to act precipitously in attacking Iran.

The presidential election is also a part of Israel's calculation, not least the fractious relationship between Obama and Netanyahu, who has little reason to do the US president any political favours and has good reason to prefer a Republican in the White House next year.

There is a school of thought – a suspicion, even – within the administration that Netanyahu might consider the height of the US election campaign the ideal time to attack Iran. With a hawkish Republican candidate ever ready to accuse him of weakness, Obama's room to pressure or oppose Netanyahu would be more limited than after the election.

"One theory is that Netanyahu and Barak may calculate that if Obama doesn't support an Israeli strike, he's unlikely to punish Israel for taking unilateral action in a contested election year," said Kahl. "Doing something before the US gives the Israelis a bit more freedom of manoeuvre."

Obama is also under domestic political pressure from Republican presidential contenders, who accuse him of vacillating on Iran, and from a Congress highly sympathetic to Israel's more confrontational stance.

Thirty-two senators from both parties introduced a resolution on Thursday rejecting "any policy that would rely on efforts to 'contain' a nuclear weapons-capable Iran". The measure was dressed up as intended to protect the president's back, but it smacked of yet more pressure to take a firmer stand with Iran.

One of the sponsors, senator Joe Lieberman, said that he did not want to discount diplomatic options but if the president ordered an attack on Iran he would have strong bipartisan support in Congress. Other senators said there needed to be a greater sense of urgency on the part of the administration in dealing with Iran and that sanctions are not enough.

Others are critical of sanctions for a different reason. Congressman Dennis Kucinich said this week he fears sanctions are less about changing Tehran's policy than laying the ground for military action. He warned that "the latest drum beat of additional sanctions and war against Iran sounds too much like the lead-up to the Iraq war".

"If the crippling sanctions that the US and Europe have imposed are meant to push the Iranian regime to negotiations, it hasn't worked," he said. "As the war of words between the United States and Iran escalates it's more critical than ever that we highlight alternatives to war to avoid the same mistakes made in Iraq."




october surprise lol. when i told a liberal the possibility of an attack on iran just before the election he basically told me i was insane and stupid. granted, i am, but looks like my paranoia had legitimacyanyway

#278
wuh woh did you put down your zizek and read a thing

your friend is right (drones dont count). same old bs
#279
http://www.haaretz.com/news/diplomacy-defense/report-mossad-chief-visited-new-delhi-days-before-attack-on-israeli-officials-1.413260#.Tz9RCsHcpHc.twitter

Report: Mossad chief visited New Delhi days before attack on Israeli officials

Mossad chief Tamir Pardo visited New Delhi just days before an attack on Israeli officials in the Indian capital this week, Indian media reported on Thursday, highlighting the extent to which Israeli intelligence was in the dark regarding possibility of a terror attack taking place in the country.



hmmmm.... its almost as if theres something.. between the lines to read there...

#280

babyfinland posted:
wuh woh did you put down your zizek and read a thing

your friend is right (drones dont count). same old bs



when is the fbi going to frame u already