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when you're fighting against global transnational capitals, there's no reason to be thirsty! when you buy 2 of any size bags of the all new flaming red-star doritos, get a 16 oz. code red mountain dew, absolutely socialist free! no one said you had to suffer while enacting communism; so get out there and fight, with a real fire in your belly, comrade!


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EmanuelaOrlandi posted:

shit i never got john christy to sign my copy of london fields OR the rachel papers before i left north chicago. fuck.



dude i've got Money signed by Kingsley Amis writing "My son is a hack"

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discipline posted:

I missed it because my friend got arrested for mouthing off to a plainclothes cop lol


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Mike Nelson here.
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what's my boggle?
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discipline posted:

I missed it because my friend got arrested for mouthing off to a plainclothes cop lol



I would tell your friend to check their privilege, but i guess the cop already did

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Tpaine:

Reza Negarestani Is this beer? If yes, how dare you. We don't drink anything other than whiskey or rum spiked with high doses of peanut punch.
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AmericanNazbro posted:

whwenever i use the credit card signature things at supermarket checkouts, the ones that are like a throwback to 1990s handheld painting games, i just make squiggle lines or draw a penis. 'cuz here's the trick the illuminati don't want you to know but one cool mom found out: nobody checks the cheques in the automated chex-seller machine. fight capital, ya'll. peace.



i usually draw a straight line across the screen out of laziness but this one time an employee voided the transaction and then made me sign it with something that resembled a real signature.

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anyone else remember when in some sort of 'most embarrassing moments' thread a dude in gbs talked about how he drew a penis and some sort of' 'consult manager' alert came on and they called a manager and like 4 employees of the supermarket saw it and he, extremely embarrassed, redid it normal signature style to match the card and slinked out in shame
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Kurdt
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fæcal lasagne
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political car tune
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I liked the saxophone in that story.
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tpaine posted:

EmanuelaOrlandi posted:

anyone else remember when in some sort of 'most embarrassing moments' thread a dude in gbs talked about how he drew a penis and some sort of' 'consult manager' alert came on and they called a manager and like 4 employees of the supermarket saw it and he, extremely embarrassed, redid it normal signature style to match the card and slinked out in shame

no, but do you remember a thread about gross habits or something and goons were talking about peeing in the shower and debating whether or not it was acceptable, and one goon came in and said "doesn't it start to stink after a while?" and people were like "uh dude, you don't just turn and pee in the tub rather the toilet, you pee when you're taking a shower" lol the guy thought you just peed in the shower and then walked out. lmao. do you remember


i remember. i argued vehemently for the secular seperation of bath and piss

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tpaine posted:



I forget most of the things I’ve seen on SA over the years but the one that stays with me as that dude who posted photos of his disgusting manky keyboard and then the very last picture was of his dick and it was gross

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tpaine posted:

i don't remember that one but it s...wait, manky???



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tpaine posted:

i don't remember that one but it s...wait, manky???



sorry i had a drunk weekend with lots of irl australians and i'm slang heavy

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=manky

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