ilmdge posted:

J_Chastain

Homer Simpson and Garfield opened the pizza box. On the pizza, “gender” was spelled out in crystals. “I hate my f*ckin stepdad,” said Garfield. “I’m using my GPS to locate titty’s,” said Homer. The room was then silent. A cloud passed across the sun and the light gradually went, the pale kitchen’s dingy green drained to gray. Their eyes worked to adjust. Homer was shimmering, dark, indistinct. Garfield was shimmering, dark, indistinct. “Who are you?,” asked someone. “Imagine if a friggen moe anime was here right now.” “Who are you?” It was unclear who was speaking. Someone’s arm swept the table and the crystal pizza landed facedown in hair and filth and insect parts. “What if dubstep had gender in it.” Bacteria bred in the sink. “I’m horny as HECK for a pussy.” At the corners of the room, huge drains were installed in the floor, their gratings caked with grung and slym, choking miasma billowing from deep coiled pipes. “Privilege,” wheezing. “Gender,” choking, rasping, “Dubstep,” “Privilege,” “check your,” “LOL,” “friggen privilege,” “titty,” “fuck,” blood beading like perspiration, “Hank Hill,” examining the fingers where the skin began to split, “I kno who I am” said the faceless thing named after a pog, telling jokes about pogs to no one, “PRIVILEGE GENDER PIZZA TEEN,” teeth unnotching, “cisgender,” “lol,” wallpaper peeling, reeking liquid like oil leaking through, bloated decaying, hair falling, the doors without knobs, holes in the ceiling, “feel l,” tearing ligaments, “ike I’m going to fall upw,” collapsing vertebrae, “ards. Pulled down, ri,” vessels bursting, “pped in half and,” insects in the wound, “bathed in frozen sweat but still,” immobile in crumbling tile basin, “these fuckin teens, these,” “friggen gender teens im a,” “genderqueer Pikachu BITCH,” dripping viscous mass into oubliette crammed with razorwire screeching porn vids abs college football huge cocks huger cocks scowling sweating thrusting panting failure crushed under cars crushed under tanks incinerated by perfectly circumcised drones. “Goku.”

Keven posted:

you should follow me and my good friend wayne gretzky and ideally nobody else.

your humor is like exactly the same. in a very good way.

ilmdge posted:

ilmdge posted:

J_Chastain

Homer Simpson and Garfield opened the pizza box. On the pizza, “gender” was spelled out in crystals. “I hate my f*ckin stepdad,” said Garfield. “I’m using my GPS to locate titty’s,” said Homer. The room was then silent. A cloud passed across the sun and the light gradually went, the pale kitchen’s dingy green drained to gray. Their eyes worked to adjust. Homer was shimmering, dark, indistinct. Garfield was shimmering, dark, indistinct. “Who are you?,” asked someone. “Imagine if a friggen moe anime was here right now.” “Who are you?” It was unclear who was speaking. Someone’s arm swept the table and the crystal pizza landed facedown in hair and filth and insect parts. “What if dubstep had gender in it.” Bacteria bred in the sink. “I’m horny as HECK for a pussy.” At the corners of the room, huge drains were installed in the floor, their gratings caked with grung and slym, choking miasma billowing from deep coiled pipes. “Privilege,” wheezing. “Gender,” choking, rasping, “Dubstep,” “Privilege,” “check your,” “LOL,” “friggen privilege,” “titty,” “fuck,” blood beading like perspiration, “Hank Hill,” examining the fingers where the skin began to split, “I kno who I am” said the faceless thing named after a pog, telling jokes about pogs to no one, “PRIVILEGE GENDER PIZZA TEEN,” teeth unnotching, “cisgender,” “lol,” wallpaper peeling, reeking liquid like oil leaking through, bloated decaying, hair falling, the doors without knobs, holes in the ceiling, “feel l,” tearing ligaments, “ike I’m going to fall upw,” collapsing vertebrae, “ards. Pulled down, ri,” vessels bursting, “pped in half and,” insects in the wound, “bathed in frozen sweat but still,” immobile in crumbling tile basin, “these fuckin teens, these,” “friggen gender teens im a,” “genderqueer Pikachu BITCH,” dripping viscous mass into oubliette crammed with razorwire screeching porn vids abs college football huge cocks huger cocks scowling sweating thrusting panting failure crushed under cars crushed under tanks incinerated by perfectly circumcised drones. “Goku.”