#401
i love these guys
#402
lol turns out that "Dzhokhar" is pronounced like "Joke-har" or "Joker". wonder how long until people start tying that into Aurora Batman shooting/Sandy Hook map programming thing
#403

Crow posted:

clanzy posted:

http://fullcomment.nationalpost.com/2013/04/19/jonathan-kay-how-chechnyas-culture-of-terror-came-to-the-streets-of-boston/

Schroen describes one battle this way: “‘Chechnya! Chechnya!’ The cry was picked up by the others. ‘Chechnya!’ A wave of panic and fear … swept through the line of men on the hilltop … As if on signal, the entire group of 60 men turned and began to run from their positions. Craig was shouting for them to stop, and grabbed at one man near him. But the man jerked free, staggered, and turned to join his comrades in a headlong run down the backside of the hill.”

The Afghans who fought alongside the Americans 12 years ago were tough, battle-hardened men inhabiting one of the most violent places on the planet. But they still were absolutely terrified by Chechen jihadis, who were regarded as pitiless and fanatical — even by the standards of Islamist terrorism. After watching his entire force of five dozen men run shrieking from a trio of Chechens jogging nonchalantly toward their camp, Schroen observed: “Those are three of the bravest men I’ve ever seen, or they’re [crazy]. Either way, I don’t want to stay around and meet them.” He ends up calling in a B-52, which obliterates the Chechens with a 2,000-pound bomb, even as they taunted the American-led force with shouts of “Allahu Akbar!” (combined, bizarrely, with crotch-grabbing and obscene hip gyrations).



"my GOD what an irredeemable pack of brutal, pitiless killers..." *pushes button blanketing entire countryside in hellfire*

#404
http://web.archive.org/web/20071005185642/http://covertaction.org//content/view/45/75/

http://web.archive.org/web/20081211042022/http://covertaction.org/content/view/46/75/
#405


lmao
#406
nice try muslims. you're not passing the buck back on this one.

judgment: muslims, not americans.
#407
In the sleepy west ofthe woody east
is a valley called the Pioneer
we're not just kids, to say the least
we got ideas to us that's dear
like capitalist, like communist
like lots of things you've heard about
#408
I gotta say this is more interesting than I ever expected. I love watching the contortions in the accepted public narrative. turns out having CNN on all the TVs at work is less terrible and more funny than I ever expected
#409
otoh like no one in Montreal gives two shits about it practically aside from "heh"

well no one outside the get fiscal bunker
#410
i apologize for saying it was white homegrown terrorism.

i was wrong, and i admit that i was very wrong.
#411
little Pasha walked onto the sidewalk where the schoolbus usually stops a week after the curfew was lifted; his parents never told him what was going on. they simply told him: you have to go to school pasha, you have to go study and be a good boy, and maek friends! somehow he felt that behind the words "make friends" there was a whole big puddle of meaning, but he did not know what! his papa nad mama did not let him watch tv while this curfew for everybody was taking place. but now that it was all over, it was time for school again! he took the three big steps onto the schoolbus and lifted his big bookbag of books with him, dragging it on the floor. when he looked up, he noticed that everybody was looking at him.. and not smiling at all. they were, it seemed, mad at him for some reason. uhh... hi, he said, did u hear... cispa passed
#412
liberals.txt

I feel like weapons manufacturers should make guns that shoot mini tranquilizer bullets for situations like this. Or some way to knock a person out for ~5 minutes without killing them. Basically just spray 1000 tranqs everywhere at the dude.

#413
yeah just like, spray thousands or even millions of tiny little tranquilizers in the area, like maybe little tiny bullets, like droplet shaped bullets, like some kind of knockout chemical in like tiny little droplet shaped knockout droplets that expand to fill the size of their container and can float on the wind...
#414

Superabound posted:

yeah just like, spray thousands or even millions of tiny little tranquilizers in the area, like maybe little tiny bullets, like droplet shaped bullets, like some kind of knockout chemical in like tiny little droplet shaped knockout droplets that expand to fill the size of their container and can float on the wind...


#415
https://twitter.com/J_tsar/
#416
Jahar ‏@J_tsar 26 Mar
I bought a pack of orbit today and the guy at the cash register asked if I wanted a bag. So I made him double bag it
#417
http://www.motherjones.com/mojo/2013/04/boston-bombing-suspect-posted-video-al-qaeda-prophecy-youtube

abadeet abadeet abadeet That's All Folks!
#418
Chechen Muslim Tubes
#419
i can't believe this guy got his balls accelerated
#420

clanzy posted:

now a bunch of Important and Serious Publications are talking about how chechens are horrible terrifying barbarians from a land beyond civilization who have now brought their unending savagery to our Pure White Soil

http://fullcomment.nationalpost.com/2013/04/19/jonathan-kay-how-chechnyas-culture-of-terror-came-to-the-streets-of-boston/

http://ricks.foreignpolicy.com/posts/2013/04/19/chechnya_s_war_just_arrived_in_the_united_states



lol those niggas dagestani

#421


a = vf – vi = D balls
t t
#422
if i ran buzzfeed i would repeatedly imply that these guys were lovers and that their attacks were a symptom of "gay rage"
#423
[account deactivated]
#424

getfiscal posted:

if i ran buzzfeed i would



http://youtu.be/2JiIJ6mTRAM

#425
#426
oh they're actually doing full sweeps and searches of every single house

#427
suburban boston sewer systems overflow with flushed drugs as house-by-house search continues
#428

getfiscal posted:

if i ran buzzfeed i would repeatedly imply that these guys were lovers and that their attacks were a symptom of "gay rage"



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#429
yo some1 tell GoldenMonkeyTangerine he got RTcredded on Forbes

http://www.forbes.com/sites/kerryadolan/2013/04/19/boston-marathon-bomber-suspect-dzhokar-tsarnaevs-twitter-account-shows-discontent/
#430
#431

Goethestein posted:

sam harris is fucking garbage lmao

quoted for truth

#432
#433
yawn. this is boring. i'll check back in like a month
#434
oh god cnn's reading the dude's twitter posts about smoking weed trying to figure out if it's a secret terrorist message to other sleeper cells
#435
guys apparently weve been attacked by bohemians. hope my trip to prague didnt land me on any terrorist watch lists.
#436
thanks to the marvels of the digital age, i can check out a terrorist's cat pictures in real time while he's in a gun battle with the police

#437

littlegreenpills posted:

yawn. this is boring. i'll check back in like a month


I can't imagine anything more useless than 24 hour media actually doing its job and not talking about celebrities or whatever. now it's not just the calm opinions of idiots it's the frantic fearful opinions of idiots

#438

Panopticon posted:

thanks to the marvels of the digital age, i can check out a terrorist's cat pictures in real time while he's in a gun battle with the police

https://pbs.tw.com/media/A7UUNRaCUAA-bSm.jpg



dawww. no one with that beautiful little angel could possibly be a killer. deffo #falseflag

#439
#440

palafox posted:

holy shit this is the gym i used to train out of. i sparred with this guy before. i am now a confirmed fighter of terrorists, and thus i guess i should be posting on some forum diametrically opposed to this one

go on cnn and repeatedly trail off in a self-conscious mumble about how you think he had something called "the fail aids" and you think he did it because "you touch yourself at night"

edit: another friend of his just interviewed on cnn gave a message if he was watching, he said "believe in yourself", say that too.