#241
#242
its reductive, diminutive, and misogynistic to lump together all the individualistic, eccentric, quirky, unabashedly childlike babes who would complete me under that hateful label
#243
don't privilege-shame
#244

libelous_slander posted:



why do Jokes like this always pretend that the sort of people involved would be able to find love if they behaved slightly better; it just makes it seem like the writer is Nerd fear Nerd

it's like that recent deadken post about a PUA killing himself after he won "the game" that i guess was funny because people who get married actually live longer and have a much lower rate of suicide?

#245
http://www.mmo-champion.com/threads/1221612-Dont-judge-me!!
#246

daddyholes posted:

libelous_slander posted:

why do Jokes like this always pretend that the sort of people involved would be able to find love if they behaved slightly better; it just makes it seem like the writer is Nerd fear Nerd

it's like that recent deadken post about a PUA killing himself after he won "the game" that i guess was funny because people who get married actually live longer and have a much lower rate of suicide?

that's not what they're pretending, they're saying there is literally no hope for these people as they're fundamentally flawed, and would be better purchasing a Fleshlight™

#247

libelous_slander posted:


Yet discipline, sariberi, and the like want to take away their pornography and sexworkers. There's only so much you can squeeze the cystic pimple of humanity before it erupts.

#248
because it's an easy target to cover the trauma that men don't actually know what Woman wants. its roots are the same old shit: the hysterical woman shouldn't choose the sword video game profile, they should choose me, the proper male
#249
Watching this rite now: http://vimeo.com/28466163
#250

swirlsofhistory posted:

Watching this rite now: http://vimeo.com/28466163


dear fucking god why

#251
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#252

libelous_slander posted:

that's not what they're pretending, they're saying there is literally no hope for these people as they're fundamentally flawed, and would be better purchasing a Fleshlight™



what is this from anyway

#253
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#254

daddyholes posted:

libelous_slander posted:
that's not what they're pretending, they're saying there is literally no hope for these people as they're fundamentally flawed, and would be better purchasing a Fleshlight™


what is this from anyway


This thing Ken wrote http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-reasons-your-online-dating-profile-isnt-working/

#255

libelous_slander posted:

daddyholes posted:

libelous_slander posted:
that's not what they're pretending, they're saying there is literally no hope for these people as they're fundamentally flawed, and would be better purchasing a Fleshlight™


what is this from anyway

This thing Ken wrote http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-reasons-your-online-dating-profile-isnt-working/



"it's up to you to make the most of (life) by shaping yourself into the kind of person that the kind of person you're attracted to would plausibly find attractive"

#256

daddyholes posted:

libelous_slander posted:
daddyholes posted:
libelous_slander posted:
that's not what they're pretending, they're saying there is literally no hope for these people as they're fundamentally flawed, and would be better purchasing a Fleshlight™


what is this from anyway
This thing Ken wrote http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-reasons-your-online-dating-profile-isnt-working/


"it's up to you to make the most of it by shaping yourself into the kind of person that the kind of person you're attracted to would plausibly find attractive"


I was more thinking of You're a Genuinely Bad Person and Deserve to Die Alone in Mustard-Stained Sweatpants

#257
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#258

libelous_slander posted:

I was more thinking of You're a Genuinely Bad Person and Deserve to Die Alone in Mustard-Stained Sweatpants



i was directly quoting from this bootstrappin article

#259
the mixup is that I'm pulling my line from page 2, which gets much more severe than page 1.
#260

tpaine posted:

why mustard

because we're fucking out of ketchup, you used it all and haven't bought more

#261
this article which literally tells the reader that a word from Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows will help them out if they will kindly click the provided link to urbandictionary.com
#262

Your dating profile is not working because you are literally posing with a sword in your photo (and yes, I know it's a katana -- I called it a sword just to annoy you). You are posing with a sword (I DID IT AGAIN)



Heh. Bet you didn't think he had THAT up his sleeve. Better think twice before tangling with a champ

#263
a revolutionary consciousness depends on consistent and honest self-examination and self-criticism. what would a dating site during the cultural revolution have looked like. (i know they didn't need them because red guards were probably hooking up with each other fairly often but still)
#264
#265

libelous_slander posted:


Ruining atheism for everyone

#266
the whole question/answer okcupid thing is horrific to me anyway. "what kind of shoes would you prefer your ideal mate to wear most of the time?" "if your ideal mate had a favourite sandwich what would it be?" "what does your ideal mate think about buddhism?" like this is how to filter out people? like i don't want to talk to women who wear flat shoes and like grilled cheese sandwiches and think buddhism is a joke, but women who wear heels and like peanut butter and jelly and think buddhism is the light are all totally amazing? never mind the other actual 99.9999% of their personality and history and being? wtf wtf wtf wtf.
#267
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#268
Thats awesome, i demand that my girl mandatorily agree with white supremism
#269
i answered my okcupid questions years ago so i was probably like "must be an atheist (DEALBREAKER)", which is a moot point because my face/attitude/career/smarminess is a DEALBREAKER
#270
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#271

daddyholes posted:

it's like that recent deadken post about a PUA killing himself after he won "the game" that i guess was funny because people who get married actually live longer and have a much lower rate of suicide?

link pls