#1
what should i do
#2
Is it the science diet stuff? If not buy that kind instead
#3
ok
#4

gyrofry posted:

what should i do

place your cat in a bag, then place your bag in a river

#5
ok
#6
your cat is an Adult Kitten. let it wear a diaper and pretend its a lil cute kitty to please it. try to find out if its a sissy kitty
#7
his balls were cut off at a young age, but otoh he likes boxing and drinking beer
#8
pour beer on his mature adult cat food?
#9
he prefers to drink out of a bottlecap like a civilized being
#10
please consult babyfinladen for all pussy eating related questions
#11
#12
It will eat it if it is hungry enough.
#13
you just made this thread so Superabound could make that post
#14
feed it people food, like a normal cat owner would. savage
#15
get a bunch of lab mice and dump them in your house so your cat can hunt
#16
my parents cat gets big black ear boogers
#17
the vet is stumped
#18

getfiscal posted:

get a bunch of lab mice and dump them in your house so your cat can hunt


I had a cat that used to hunt voles, chipmunks, and baby rabbits around the neighborhood and he wold usually leave bits of their carcasses around as gifts so be prepared for that.