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Joey Chestnut eats 69 hot dogs, sets new world record





2 dead 19 hurt in suicide bombings

U.S. Postal Service Logging All Mail for Law Enforcement


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S I X T Y - N I N E
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God bless America
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Joey Chest Nut Claims Hot dog champ after they dqed all the japanese guys for some reason i dont rmember, america stinks!!!!
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chestnut v. anus
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happyt 4th of july everybody!!!
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Hey everybody, look at joey chest nut over heah... Hey Joey, I got a hot dog for ya joey!!! I got some chestnuts for ya joey!!!

Joey: Hey! I'm EATIN heah!
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what a beautiful man
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happy American treason day, god save the queen
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this is the best thread
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seems accurate
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MadMedico posted:

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that's goonier than the USS Meatship

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http://www.phillyburbs.com/my_town/doylestown/year-old-doylestown-man-charged-with-attempted-murder-in-stabbing/article_f947e9a9-4fbb-58c0-a3ae-847c0abaacfc.html
After celebrating his 21st birthday Tuesday, a Doylestown man allegedly stabbed a 71-year-old homeless man more than 70 times, leaving him unconscious and bleeding near the Doylestown Train Station.

Police said Dale "Bugsy" Wakefield's sister turned him in after he called her, said he may have killed a man and that he planned to flee to North Dakota.

Wakefield got as far as Baltimore, where he was arrested Thursday. He is charged in a Bucks County warrant with attempted murder, aggravated assault and possessing an instrument of crime, District Attorney David Heckler said.

The man he allegedly stabbed, George Mohr, a homeless U.S. Army veteran and Villanova graduate, remains in critical condition at Temple University Hospital in Philadelphia.
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MadMedico posted:

http://www.phillyburbs.com/my_town/doylestown/year-old-doylestown-man-charged-with-attempted-murder-in-stabbing/article_f947e9a9-4fbb-58c0-a3ae-847c0abaacfc.htmlAfter celebrating his 21st birthday Tuesday, a Doylestown man allegedly stabbed a 71-year-old homeless man more than 70 times



...and one to grow on!

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doyles town
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i feel like 70 has to be close to the maximum number of times you can effectively stab someone before you're legally mutilating a corpse not assaulting a person
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he stabbed that dude 70 times and didnt kill him what a fuckin loser
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i bet that dude just feels like a huge tool right now
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odoyle rules
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MadMedico posted:

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