#1
i'm the leftist liberal you've been warned about - the one who genuinely supports the expansion of the welfare state. i love politics and data and graffiti and street art and am far too lazy to use my shift key.
#2
#3
i think keebler grasshoppers are better than thin mints especially if you throw them in the freezer first
#4
http://www.wimp.com/dublintaxi/
#5
I'm the centrist liberal your mamma warnde you about . Im feminist; vote for democrat, and I support the middle class
#6
i'm the "socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians" that pat robertson was trying to warn the evangelicals about
#7
I'm the devil that made a pact with L'Ouverture
#8
I'm the devil and this is my brother, the devil.
#9
im the dirty fucking paki your racist granddad warned you about
#10

littlegreenpills posted:

im the dirty fucking paki your racist granddad warned you about


lol, quit pretending your aversion to central asia has anything to do with your stupid grandpa

#11
i'm the public urinator the sex offenders registry warned you about
#12
haha. actually i'm the ruthless illiterate participant in capitalism who uses "lifestyle as a symptom" as a cover for his evil works, what lenin warned you about
#13
bringing things to heel...
#14
I'm spartacus
#15
im this
#16
I Love To Crap
#17
im the predatory and highly successful pick up artist your feminist tumblr blogs warned you about and this post is me peacocking
#18
hi everyone im corey
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#20
I am not a series of poorly defined, vague labels. I am not my clothing brand. I am not the car I drive. I am not the playlist on my iPhone. I am not the contents of my wallet. I am not my fucking khakis, OP.
#21
I am, to put it quite succinctly, a long running poorly conceived practical joke -- Much like your posting, OP.
#22
im gay
#23
tat tvam asi
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#26
you're a monster
#27
i'm the nigger you love to hate
#28

tpaine posted:

i'm tpaine, the rhizzone's most beloved memester and tastemaker, creator of Fail Aids, Lady, Tom is Fat and the Meatship. My Seinfeld Gimmick was the highlight of old LF

SHAAAAAAAAAUN

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#30
people been saying lady for awhile though, i remember when wayne gretzky and others used to call mec "volleyball lady" because she posted a pic of herself holding a volleyball
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#32
I am the bread of life; whoever comes to me will never hunger, and whoever believes in me will never thirst
#33
i am a god you dull creatures #hulksmash
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#35
im the white ric flair