#1
I'm tired of scrolling past crap.
#2
this forum is like a horror movie except the monster taking us out one by one is psychosis

fortunately I am safe because I am a chaste, but sexy, virgin
#3
His relationship with this forum has clearly become deeply unhealthy and we're not really in a position to help/support him, so imho he should probably be locked out for his own good too. Also it is really distressing to watch him steadily get worse and be unable to do anything about it.
#4
i didn't mean to up or down vote but whatever, yeah
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#6

conec posted:

i think he`s just fucking around


deliberately just fucking around with that much boring word salad is indicative of even worse mental illness

#7
I have no interest in his mental state.
#8
Get to it Petrol
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#10
Reopen registration but require new posters to list contact information for next of kin. Wouldn't the forums be a better place if we all knew our mothers would see what we posted after we degenerated into madness?
#11

shriekingviolet posted:

His relationship with this forum has clearly become deeply unhealthy and we're not really in a position to help/support him, so imho he should probably be locked out for his own good too. Also it is really distressing to watch him steadily get worse and be unable to do anything about it.



yeah - I've definitely had that thing when I was running a bad fever and was doing similar 'ruminating uncontrollably over what I'd just read', and rhizzone is a fairly rich cocktail of stuff to take in. I dunno if just banning him from posting is going to have a positive impact for him, though ...

this has been your obligatory WHO warning that would advise all people who "get" rhizzone to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to a mental illness etc.

#12
Irony is like whatever Seath the Scaleless was studying in dark souls that drove him insane, Idk I don't understand the lore very well. I will defer to the Dark Souls wiki.



This,m yeah... The thing he was studying was irony.
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#14
dont ban anyone, unban everyone, open registration, no to video games
#15
Maybe just make it so their posts expand horizontally instead of vertically.
#16
DM had a psychotic episode and was banned for his own well being and he went and got help and came back as a good but infrequent poster. Jeffery got banned for being crazy and just never came back. As Marxist-Leninists we must practice evidence based care and in this case the evidence indicates a 100% positive outcome from banning mentally ill comrades.

It's perfectly acceptable to recognize that pink ninja's mental illness is the inevitable result of the mind being unable to reconcile the inherent contradictions in capitalist society with the truths enshrined here at tHE rHizzonE institute for advanced socialist studies, and accept that in forcing confrontation of the truth we may bear some responsibility for his condition, while at the same time understanding that we lack the necessary medical expertise to deal with his condition, given that our chief medical resident is a guy who urinates on his own clothing.
#17

conec posted:

i think he`s just fucking around



I'm actually rather inclined to believe this theory....

Still, maybe a temporary ban will send him the message that the overly long absurdist rants shtick just wasn't cutting it for anyone.

#18
It's pink nigga now
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#25

RedMaistre posted:

conec posted:

i think he`s just fucking around

I'm actually rather inclined to believe this theory....

Still, maybe a temporary ban will send him the message that the overly long absurdist rants shtick just wasn't cutting it for anyone.

#26
While I'm getting things done please also unsticky my pube thread.
#27

Keven posted:

While I'm getting things done please also unsticky my pube thread.

Just use soap and water dude.

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#29

tpaine posted:

slippery slope




If it was strictly up to me, there would be no bans. If it was strictly up to me, there would be no more probations, no more psychiatric wards, no more gulags, no more dividing walls of hostility. If it was all up to me...



But (thanks be to the Highest!) it is not.


Edited by RedMaistre ()

#30

conec posted:

i am gothic, i am pale, i am scary, i`m insane



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#32
Feedback time: Pink Ninja, you've spoken recently about taking a temporary break from posting to sort some things out, if you still think this would be helpful, what would your thoughts be on having some assistance with that? No hard feelings either way.
#33
rip

maybe instead of open registration w/no bans, we can have an extra layer of public forum. so instead of just ifap -> this one -> pdf -> ic, we could add one between the outside and ifap that has free registration, but then you can only post here if you successfully kill another poster in gladiatorial combat.
#34
Two mustangs enter, one mustang leaves.
#35
postplace has something like that but i imagine germany joey is too busy playing Sid Meier's Civilisation IV to jury rig a permissions system
#36

shriekingviolet posted:

Two mustangs enter, one mustang leaves.



one mustang enters. two mustangs leave

#37

Skylark posted:

Irony is like whatever Seath the Scaleless was studying in dark souls that drove him insane, Idk I don't understand the lore very well. I will defer to the Dark Souls wiki.


http://i.ur.com/afyS9rW.png
This,m yeah... The thing he was studying was irony.



"Oh shit, im not immortal anymore" *goes insane and becomes immortal*

#38
green ninja best ninja
#39

Merzbow posted:

green ninja best ninja


thanks you
also buy one of my like thirty dirty ass noise tracks
also heres a soothing indian power ranger track 4 eternal death
2
music not always having been noise
that capitalism recorded to invent
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i do need 2 move a squad of jungles of maoist pussy
into my bush
SHAVE MY PUBES
keven im sure you have sex
SO YOU KNOW VEGAN PUSSY is a donut shop in portland
well i accidentally WENT TO S TRIP CLUB cuz they bathroom shared with burritos

but now im opening a male strip club called
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i do need 10001 ara EBI BIN BAD nights of persian indian and javanese
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if YOU EVEN KNOW STRAIGHT WHICH RICH WHITE GIRLS

marry them and USE THEIR MONEY TO DO GOOD PARITE
EGALITE
LIBERTITTAYS
FRATERNTIES OF COMMUNAL
FUCK BROTHERHOOD

this a cromulan
empire
of deceit
fuck lies
WE HONESTLY NEED MONEY AS A PERSON WHO IS
NOT FROM YOU RHIZZONE
DONT DO ME
wrong
i aint never been right
when i turn around 3 times left
thats fucking cummunism
when i turn right once well

THERE ARE ONLY SO MANY DIRECTIONS
not one
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hot sex with communists

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oR HIS ASS
or whatever

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but fuck we need barristers
barriers
condoms
mental dams
and busters

that was arrested development
but hey
thats we
thats we
thats we
ok im the guy with the well weapon trashcock dumbphone and no money no job no problem, heres 1 track for you
http://youtu.be/06AS8SiY3rw?t=8m2s

#40
if u ban me they mgiht think pink is not a faggot ass counterstrike troll color