lol
babyfinland posted:
homeschooling is the leading cause of sexual perversion
you're thinking of western civilization.
GoldenLionTamarin posted:
on the other hand, im gay
Cycloneboy posted:
i'll calm down when everybody stops talking about how much sex "owns." newsflash, noobs, it does not. it gives you diseases and gets uterus-bearers pregnant and you can already accomplish orgasm with ol' righty (no offense to any quadriplegics or amputees)
your mom taught you lots of cool shit at home school
Goethestein posted:
if i adopted a child i would require when the time comes that he inject my jizz into his nard sack to guarantee that my genes propagate down his line. moreso in fact than a biological son. AdoptToday.org
your ass is mine, goatstein. bend over
eternal_virtue posted:Masturbation is not asexual.
http://skepticsplay.blogspot.com/2011/10/answer-to-nosy-question.html
GoldenLionTamarin posted:Goethestein posted:
if i adopted a child i would require when the time comes that he inject my jizz into his nard sack to guarantee that my genes propagate down his line. moreso in fact than a biological son. AdoptToday.orgyour ass is mine, goatstein. bend over
homosexuality is sinful.
Goethestein posted:GoldenLionTamarin posted:Goethestein posted:
if i adopted a child i would require when the time comes that he inject my jizz into his nard sack to guarantee that my genes propagate down his line. moreso in fact than a biological son. AdoptToday.orgyour ass is mine, goatstein. bend over
homosexuality is sinful.
it's better than het sex, since nobody ever got pregnant by boning another member of the same sex.
eternal_virtue posted:Masturbation is not asexual.
*pulls out The Kinsey Institute New Report on Sex*
Is Masturbation bad for your health?
No. It might even be helpful.
just be like me
don't be nervous, be at their service
don't stand directly behind them because it scares them
Spend a lot of time carrying them around
I convert feminists into cable cars and use them to haul stuff to my mountain and make sure no one is better looking than me
I confess that I like to have sex with girls even though its weird, and i'm sorry. i'm sorry for the human men i had sex with too. i'm just sorry. heres a fact, you cant get a heart broken if you dont let yourself be vulnerable. and thats why you need to stay inside and never ever do the brazililan butt lift dvd. and heres an excuse you can use: jessica biel butt blaster workout is better but i dont have it on dvd yet. god bless you all
you see, when we were hunter gatherers, our genes...
Prospero posted:
brazileeland butts are nice but the neighbouring regions are just as good (or better) but dont advertise themselves as much
you see, when we were hunter gatherers, our genes...
The only brazilians sexy girls anyone ever sees are just mixed german/italian farmers and all the talk about their race mixing is total ghost wash. You have to go there to see the brazilians with black blood (and their blood is black i've seen it). The rest of south america just doesn't have the height to become pro modelly, argentina almost does but there's something about austerity that messes up average heights
Myfanwy posted:
The only brazilians sexy girls anyone ever sees are just mixed german/italian farmers and all the talk about their race mixing is total ghost wash. You have to go there to see the brazilians with black blood (and their blood is black i've seen it). The rest of south america just doesn't have the height to become pro modelly, argentina almost does but there's something about austerity that messes up average heights
yeah if by 'anyone ever sees' you mean "a narrow 'globalized' view of girls extracted from the utmost germanic south of brazil" (that brazillians tend not to think of as sexy)
and not sure the racemixing is total wash. its exagerated (specially by the upper class who downplay racism's existence), but there's some truth to it.
Prospero posted:Myfanwy posted:
The only brazilians sexy girls anyone ever sees are just mixed german/italian farmers and all the talk about their race mixing is total ghost wash. You have to go there to see the brazilians with black blood (and their blood is black i've seen it). The rest of south america just doesn't have the height to become pro modelly, argentina almost does but there's something about austerity that messes up average heightsyeah if by 'anyone ever sees' you mean "a narrow 'globalized' view of girls extracted from the utmost germanic south of brazil" (that brazillians tend not to think of as sexy)
and not sure the racemixing is total wash. its exagerated (specially by the upper class who downplay racism's existence), but there's some truth to it.
I went to the massive store/everything Daslu and it was so funny, it was like the shopping complex at a members only resort mixed with the funny way they separate you from the world in las vegas stores and so many little helper girls, it must be wild to be rich enough to expect servants of your very own skin tone, all the time. like those 200k a year college graduate nannys. All of my money is reserved for chemicals so I can do research into synthesizing the smell after it rains, and throwing it at a cat that I hate to confuse it
Prospero posted:
yeah i dont see it getting any better anytime soon. it seemed already a downwards slope before the world cup and the olympics were set
At least olympics have done a pretty good job of galvanizing people against corruption and mismanagement in government, until the games happen because it's such a great spectacle, seeing all of those fit europeans and seeing the whole breadth of human physique from africans, and you can even see africans that look like the black people of your country and say hey, that must be where they grabbed this man's ancestors from. and everyone forgets anything was wrong until there are like 10 empty velodromes, 5 swimming only 50,000 seat arenas, with pools so deep that it's too dangerous for children to swim inside them, and the only thing anyone uses are the refurbished football stadiums and a public park that they added arches shaped like olypmic torches to.
but people already always went on about corruption, it's the perfect complaint (they have their little murdoch-esque periodicals to be indignant about how money is being diverted from proper death squads or whatever). it's the perfect way to be a paranoid little fascist to think everything is dirtied without pointing to the inherent problems of what they defend (and gawk at the "deviances"). the upper middle classes (and obscenely upper classes) will always go on in the most demagogic way possible about corruption and how everything is a mafia (of course, specially the workers party and the unions); everyone must act really jaded & cynical to go on telling you "dont be naive, whatever proto-left is just a scam to fool you" etc
Myfanwy posted:Prospero posted:
with pools so deep that it's too dangerous for children to swim inside them,why would an extremely deep pool be any more dangerous than a moderately deep pool
Cycloneboy posted:
i'm actually attending college now.
are your GRANDPARENTS now teaching you???? Is that how it works folks
Crow posted:Cycloneboy posted:
i'm actually attending college now.are your GRANDPARENTS now teaching you???? Is that how it works folks
don't laugh, there is a lot to be learned from our elders. at least our elders.
elemennop posted:Crow posted:Cycloneboy posted:
i'm actually attending college now.are your GRANDPARENTS now teaching you???? Is that how it works folks
don't laugh, there is a lot to be learned from our elders. at least our elders.
Yea! Fuck that teen kid weirdo idiota motha fucka gringa puta bitcho *spits*
Cycloneboy posted:
i'm attending a local college as a dual credit student in order to work towards completing gen ed courses now so that i can streamline my future university career. dual credit courses are taken by many universities as fulfilling gen ed requirements, so while this does narrow the pool somewhat, it's a lot better than being a transfer student.
you are in a real hurry to be an accountant. i can understand though, that's a wild lifestyle and hard to resist the temptation.
Cycloneboy posted:
i'm attending a local college as a dual credit student in order to work towards completing gen ed courses now so that i can streamline my future university career. dual credit courses are taken by many universities as fulfilling gen ed requirements, so while this does narrow the pool somewhat, it's a lot better than being a transfer student.
tell meemaw i said..BYE!!! *swings bat at your idiot head*