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BREAKING: Obama to give "goondolences" to fallen diplomat
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In tribute to fallen internet hero obama will utter the phrase "5 golden manbabies" in an official white house broadcast. obama has also promised to interject "but did you get head?" in a comically opportune moment in one of the upcoming presidential debates.
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obama saddened to learn that the dead internet celebrity was in fact only known to a few decrepit e-dwellings of sperglords and manbabies.

"why couldn't it have been a redditor instead?"
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Guess the EVE Online vote is locked up, except for all the libertarians of course
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discipline posted:

BREAKING: I could really use a decent meal, jools wherez that puddin at?



i will buy you three £2 Willesden Best Grill burgers for indeterminate sexual favours

p.s. guitar music is the best kind

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i hope Obama's eulogy begins: "Let us not forget the..."
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discipline posted:

BREAKING: I could really use a decent meal, jools wherez that puddin at?



Puddin'
anyone want my secret chili recipe? Eating it cold over the sink in your underwear while flipping thru a Devy University brochure
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#9
ow can you ave any pudding if you don't eat ur meat
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Was that notcatfish?