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The Sabbath House Rules
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gyrofry posted:
i wonder if anyone ever just decided one day to pretend to be a jew and lived as a jew from that point forward


Jews are pretty good about vetting their own. In addition to being able to demonstrate your heritage, they have this whole culture and tradition and stuff which you would be expected to know something about.

There is a process for becoming officially Jewish, but it is lengthy and requires social approval. It's not as simple as just accepting Christ into your heart or reciting the Shahada.

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OP it sounds like a good opportunity but be sure to wear gloves because the Jews are perpetually stained with the blood of God whose murder will weigh on their souls for the rest of time
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circumcision is a crime against humanity
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YUNG JIRO AKA SHOWA STUNNA AKA
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Skylark posted:
I'm a big fan of Fran Drescher (of UHF fame) in your signature. I'd imagine that her show The Nanny would be similar to the goy experience, but with the faiths of the master/servant inverted.



mods?!

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Goldgelbes Löwenäffchen
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Chiliforum
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California
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So God made rocks AND sand AND water AND paint and everything else? And so because of that you aren't supposed to wear the Dr Seuss Cat In The Hat hat on Sunday... Theres some weird ppl in the world.
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eternal_virtue posted:

gyrofry posted:
There is a process for becoming officially Jewish, but it is lengthy and requires social approval. It's not as simple as just accepting Christ into your heart or reciting the Shahada.


miranda on sex and the city did that for her husband, it was pretty cute. as a middle american the entirety of my jew knowledge comes from TV

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Ironicwarcriminal posted:
I mean I’m 26



i thought you were like 19 man; now you're even more ridiculous

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can we go back to the part where skiylark didnt know who selena is? wtf... thats a probation
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your retarded dude
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callate la boca guelebicho cabron
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nothing?
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Goldgelbes Löwenäffchen
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dont probate skylark
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Kurdt
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i thought we elected futurewidow and shennong to mod this forum and that dru was in charge of the gas chamber
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Goldgelbes Löwenäffchen
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make me a mod
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i like sky lark but there's a line that cant be crossed
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lol
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GoldenLionTamarin posted:
make me a mod

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make me a mod
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i think mods should be able to probate directly although being able to appoint thread monitors is nice if they need to deputize somebody
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t money your wife probates goatstein all the time for no reason
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kufr is not "no reason"
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dont probate either skylark or goatstein, or goldsmith or mersault. theyve all been probated this week. stop it. just cut it out
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and leave horse_ebooks alone
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GoldenLionTamarin posted:
dont probate either skylark or goatstein, or goldsmith or mersault. theyve all been probated this week. stop it. just cut it out



besides goldsmith you're white knighting the worst posts on the god damn forum lol (excluding yourself)

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goatstein should never be probated, only ifap'd
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EmanuelaOrlandi posted:

GoldenLionTamarin posted:
dont probate either skylark or goatstein, or goldsmith or mersault. theyve all been probated this week. stop it. just cut it out

besides goldsmith you're white knighting the worst posts on the god damn forum lol (excluding yourself)


Yeah How about you fuck off

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thirdplace posted:
goatstein should never be probated, only ifap'd



Yeah the things he writes to get out are usually p hilarious

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EmanuelaOrlandi posted:

GoldenLionTamarin posted:
dont probate either skylark or goatstein, or goldsmith or mersault. theyve all been probated this week. stop it. just cut it out

besides goldsmith you're white knighting the worst posts on the god damn forum lol (excluding yourself)



okay seeing as you're a humorless retard maybe you should stop handing out hilarious joke probations

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are u asking me to probate you thug lesions?
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EmanuelaOrlandi posted:

thirdplace posted:
goatstein should never be probated, only ifap'd

Yeah the things he writes to get out are usually p hilarious

there can be a certain grotesque beauty in the ifap threads that are nothing but a string of random goatposts

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YUNG JIRO AKA SHOWA STUNNA AKA
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where's sosie been
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Goldgelbes Löwenäffchen
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Lessons posted:

EmanuelaOrlandi posted:

GoldenLionTamarin posted:
dont probate either skylark or goatstein, or goldsmith or mersault. theyve all been probated this week. stop it. just cut it out

besides goldsmith you're white knighting the worst posts on the god damn forum lol (excluding yourself)

okay seeing as you're a humorless retard maybe you should stop handing out hilarious joke probations


calm down fellas

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imo we should perma "probate" everyone except for sosie and internationalist. like this post if u agree and maybe we can get goey to take some action