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It's your last day to eat all the cadburry eggs
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yeah im homesick. its hard to make friends here
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I woke up today and went downstairs and my dad said 'hey, he's up' and I said "He is Risen." upvote if you like corny biblical humor.
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easter is cool, it's got something for christians, got something for jews, got some coopted pagan spring/fertility motifs going on here, got family food and candy for kids. jump in
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Mike Nelson here.
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yeah it's kinda sad that people would be muslim now that you think about it
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Kurdt
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does islam have any seasonal holidays? whats the deal with lunar calendars
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Mike Nelson here.
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Mike Wallace has died. His son assumes his powers. Chris Wallace shall rule.
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jesus lived, jesus lives, jesus shall live!
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around midnight last night i was having a cigarette outside a bar with some friends and there were lots of people walking by with easter baskets willed with eggs and candles and shit. i dunno.
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Tsargon posted:
jesus lived, jesus lives, jesus shall live!

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passover is dumb imo
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when an israeli jew living in jerusalem does the passover thing to they say the 'next year in jerusalem' bit. what if they live on a settlement
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tardy on these heaters
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deadken posted:
when an israeli jew living in jerusalem does the passover thing to they say the 'next year in jerusalem' bit. what if they live on a settlement



they probably say ehhhhhhhh next ehhhhh year in ehhhh jerusalem

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they probably say, next year in a nice condo in eilat, too many arabs here
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Kurdt
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i love lamp
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Kurdt
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lamb. i love lamb
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penitent
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i love wank.
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herkin illz
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newt you should post here more. although you should also go outside and enjoy indonesia or wherever it is you are more as well
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deadken posted:
newt you should post here more. although you should also go outside and enjoy indonesia or wherever it is you are more as well



agreed so long as you feel unmeasurable dispair guilt & self-loathing at being a poverty tourist

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drivel of drunken hags
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deadken posted:
when an israeli jew living in jerusalem does the passover thing to they say the 'next year in jerusalem' bit. what if they live on a settlement


jerusalem must be builded wherever people must be free from dark, satanic mills

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drivel of drunken hags
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the idea of jerusalem as a metaphor is fairly clear even to inbred anglican parishioners so an ironic Theory christian like ken obviously knows that and shouldn't troll
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Theory Christianity
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Groulxsmith posted:
the idea of jerusalem as a metaphor is fairly clear even to inbred anglican parishioners so an ironic Theory christian like ken obviously knows that and shouldn't troll



yeah but im also a jew and i know for a fact that when diaspora jews say that bit they often mean it literally

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my christianity is unironic btw its just....... heterodox
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YUNG JIRO AKA SHOWA STUNNA AKA
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the idea that jesus suffered and died for our sins is great
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jiroemon1897 posted:
the idea that jesus suffered and died for our sins is great



he must've read your posts XD

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it's pretty 'wacky' and 'nonsensical' if you ask me
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Mike Nelson here.
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"i hit my foot with a shovel for your mortgage" - douglas stanhope, comedian.
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Impper posted:
it's pretty 'wacky' and 'nonsensical' if you ask me



actually its awesome, humbling and true

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i don't see how it's humbling. i didn't ask that nigka for shit
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Kurdt
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is INRI a symbol on nasdaq or nyse
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Chacabuco
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i went to mass last night

i got a ride home and a smoke from this chinese libertarian guy i know

he converted to catholicism. and his brother! their family is buddhist

he told me, my hair, should have been covered,
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Chacabuco
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i mean it should have but he's a fucking libertarian read some aquinas god
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huh. since when did catholics ever cover their hair just for church
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tIme to open the Peeps® and let them become stale in the cubbard, and then eat them in 3 months