#121
where i live there have been spates of tiger kidnappings of post office managers families for robberies of sums of about €50,000 or less

however we also have eu moneylaundering hqs of the big global finance groups (deutchbank, citigroup etc)

if an armed gang were to kindnapp a head honcho of one of these places (i reckon they have low security here) could they get his passwords or whatever & transfer billions into some untraceable account?

seems to me this is the only bank robbery operation thats actually worth it
#122
you've got to rob casinos. i've seen some george clooney films about this. i can rewatch them if we come up with a plan.
#123
what about the "Friends of Eddie Coyle" method.
#124
if we come up with a plan to rob casinae i offer the following resources:

- pack of cards (so we look like gamblers)
- bag of tortilla chips
- case of pepsi
- a rake (groundscrew disguise)
- some american quarters
#125
ill make the webseit
#126
*tips cowboy hat* Greetings fellow wealthy American high roller-type gambling enthusiast. I appreciate how our currency here doesn't have any animals on it... except the noble Eagle that is! Ha ha, well, I'm off to "roll the dice" as they say. God bless us
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Meursault posted:

*tips cowboy hat* Greetings fellow wealthy American high roller-type gambling enthusiast. I appreciate how our currency here doesn't have any animals on it... except the noble Eagle that is! Ha ha, well, I'm off to "roll the dice" as they say. God bless us



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#130
that was a sick concert
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#133

tpaine posted:

sick dog and concert. help me goons


Mayhap goonsire you consult the goon doctor? Swing by the fitness yurt on your way out.

#134

AmericanNazbro posted:

the post modern communist manifesto: rob the poorest people you can find ftw



the poor have too much, smite at them until they got nothing but chains.

#135
Poor people have less assets which means its easier to carry all your ill gotten loot.
#136

AmericanNazbro posted:

Stalin posted:

Money

the risk reward for robbing a 7-11 makes it idiotic. might as well knock off banks and burglarize rich people's homes at that point

for real. free cop coffee? hello?

#137

Meursault posted:

that was a sick concert



i've listened to the whole thing for like a week straight. adrian belew is my copilot







i guess i saw robert fripp p much do the last one in person but too bad he's a fucking prick

#138

Groulxsmith posted:

Meh, it's not exactly charity work, and capitalism is still most definitely shit, but if you're going to work in the field, all else equal, better to provide seed money for women and minority owned startups, local sourcing programs, post-petroleum product research and the like over selling guns to jotdars to protect call centers like Bain or Goldman would.



if you're going to work in the field,

#139

guidoanselmi posted:



lol

#140

guidoanselmi posted:

Meursault posted:

that was a sick concert

i've listened to the whole thing for like a week straight. adrian belew is my copilot


I agree

#141
im nod nodding and agreeding w/ all of this accelerationism
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#143
fucking welfare queens
#144

discipline posted:

I should get pregnant so I will qualify for food stamps

babies are a good source of food

#145

cleanhands posted:

discipline posted:
I should get pregnant so I will qualify for food stamps
babies are a good source of food



often hamsters eat their young to replenish vital nutrients

#146

discipline posted:

I should get pregnant so I will qualify for food stamps

check your privilege

#147

discipline posted:

I should get pregnant so I will qualify for food stamps

food stamps don't buy diapers.

remember your 8 mile.