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In the last 40 years, the world's most effective anticapitalist organization has been The Pirate Bay. What must now amount to tens of billions of dollars of stolen media has filtered through this nexus to the proletarians, from an openly renegade, international operation always one step ahead of the legal reach of Capital.

While other so-called revolutionary organizations have been staffed by bisexual teens ineffectually griping at things, the torrenters of the world have granted us all with joyous mana from heaven, ad-free, no-cost books, movies, television, videogames, plays, and software, by the trillions of kilobytes, accessible 24 hours a day, by way of community action and selfless reciprocity. They easily defeat the fumbling attempts by corporate power to stop them, and today capital has gotten so desperate that the leaders are today being illegally seized and renditioned, held without charges from guerrilla raids around the world.

Consider how much retail value in stolen merchandise you have gotten from these heroes, how much broader is your horizon of media. Consider the anguished howls and incoherent cracker doublespeak of the aggrieved conglomerates. Destroy advertising and you shake capitalism to its foundations. I am gay.




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Where's the EFFORT tags? I've got blisters on my scrolling finger!
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didnt read
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Goethestein posted:

I am gay.

#5
objectively speaking: you're kind of an unintelligent person, goats. i'm sorry.
#6
im afraid that is not true. sorry 2 u, as well
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yo guys i wanna let you know that all this porn i torrented is fucking capitalisms shit up.
#8
anticapitalism is about short-circuiting value flows not simply siphoning from them
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#10
“They will make us watch the Breaking Bads by which we will hang them” something something
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hey posted:

yo guys i wanna let you know that all this porn i torrented is fucking capitalisms shit up.



in actuality the ability to get billions of free streaming porn clips 24/7 has significantly impacted the business model and profitability of the porn industry. so ur sarcasm is actually Correct

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getfiscal posted:

anticapitalism is about short-circuiting value flows not simply siphoning from them



good luck with that, youve been doing so well so far

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Goethestein posted:

in actuality the ability to get billions of free streaming porn clips 24/7 has significantly impacted the business model and profitability of the porn industry. so ur sarcasm is actually Correct


mhhmmm, yes, now the actresses get paid less in order for porn production to stay profitable.
whatever gets you off homie

#14
There’s a difference between Stalin robbin’ shit in Tblisi to fund a revolution and slackers robbin’ shit to maximize the stuporific distractions of their slothful lives
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Welcome back, iwc. Congrats on your rehabilitation.
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http://www.guardian.co.uk/culture/2012/jun/05/how-internet-killed-porn

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hey posted:

Goethestein posted:

in actuality the ability to get billions of free streaming porn clips 24/7 has significantly impacted the business model and profitability of the porn industry. so ur sarcasm is actually Correct

mhhmmm, yes, now the actresses get paid less in order for porn production to stay profitable.
whatever gets you off homie



why do you expect wage laborers to get paid as much in a sharply declining industry

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Ironicwarcriminal posted:

There’s a difference between Stalin robbin’ shit in Tblisi to fund a revolution and slackers robbin’ shit to maximize the stuporific distractions of their slothful lives



the difference is that the latter is true communism.

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Goethestein posted:

hey posted:

Goethestein posted:

in actuality the ability to get billions of free streaming porn clips 24/7 has significantly impacted the business model and profitability of the porn industry. so ur sarcasm is actually Correct

mhhmmm, yes, now the actresses get paid less in order for porn production to stay profitable.
whatever gets you off homie

why do you expect wage laborers to get paid as much in a sharply declining industry



because i am gaey

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"hey" is a legend, he's the initiator of the "how does th" catch phrase on fyad which led to the multitude of posts ending in the midd
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ilmdge posted:

Welcome back, iwc. Congrats on your rehabilitation.



Thank you, I feel much better, my soul is at peace now, I’m geay with love for mankind

#22
why do people pay for shit they don't have to? dvd cases? steam achievements?
#23
find me a torrent of the new zizek movie
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GoldenLionTamarin posted:

didnt read


same

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Lessons posted:

why do people pay for shit they don't have to? dvd cases? steam achievements?



because if everyone thought they were entitled to anything any time they wanted then society would not function

this is why all societies have had taboos and laws against theft

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i'm going to pay for something i could get for free on the internet, not because it's more convenient or because it gives me something the free version wouldn't, but because it proves what a great person i am for paying for shit
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HenryKrinkle posted:


you'd be surprised

#32
i remember that thread. some dude busted in with the supposition that men should masturbate "by friction alone", but later replaced by slashie & co. with the more reasonable position that it's rape to think of human bodies whilst jerkin it
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HenryKrinkle posted:

#34

Lessons posted:

i'm going to pay for something i could get for free on the internet, not because it's more convenient or because it gives me something the free version wouldn't, but because it proves what a great person i am for paying for shit



Maybe they want to financially support the artist who spends their life creating things for others to enjoy

Hehe, what idiots, don’t they know that Morality is a cOnstruct that enelesef.sf…….

#35
the notion that one should be able to be able to become wealthy from creating art is bourgeois nonsense
#36
if you dont do your art for any other reason than joy and consider money more than a pleasant afterthought then you should be exterminated. imo
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Goethestein posted:

if you dont do your art for any other reason than joy and consider money more than a pleasant afterthought then you should be exterminated. imo


its good for artists to make at least enough money to continue making art without having to take on a soul-draining office job or whatever to pay the bills and then being too tired to do it anymore

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Goethestein posted:

if you dont do your art for any other reason than joy and consider money more than a pleasant afterthought then you should be exterminated. imo

what about the desire to be famous

#39
ideally people would be only be putting in a few hours a day working at communal farms or whatever and theyd have plenty of time to do other things, but right now its not really possible
#40
why am i realposting in a goatstein thread. why am i realposting at all