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Pope Benedict to resign for health reasons
1st pontiff to step down since since Pope Gregory XII quit in 1415

Pope Benedict XVI will resign on Feb. 28, citing his deteriorating strength, making him the first pontiff to step down in almost 600 years.

In a statement on Vatican Radio's website Monday, the 85-year-old Pope said his health is the reason for the surprise announcement.

"After having repeatedly examined my conscience before God, I have come to the certainty that my strengths, due to an advanced age, are no longer suited to an adequate exercise of the Petrine ministry," the Pope said.

Benedict said his strength, over the last few months, "has deteriorated in me to the extent that I have had to recognize my incapacity to adequately fulfill the ministry entrusted to me."

The head of the world's 1.2 billion Catholics, Benedict said he was "well aware of the seriousness of this act."

The Pope's older brother, Georg Ratzinger, said Benedict had been advised by his doctors not to make any more transatlantic trips, the German dpa news agency reported. He also said his brother was having increasing difficulty walking.

"At this age, my brother wants more rest," Ratzinger, 89, told dpa.

The last pontiff to quit in office was Pope Gregory XII in 1415.

Benedict announced his decision in Latin during a meeting with cardinals Monday morning.

There will be no pontiff until a successor is chosen, the Vatican said. That selection process is expected to take place in mid-March.

The three Canadian cardinals who will be part of the conclave to pick a new pontiff are:

Cardinal Marc Ouellet, head of the Vatican's office for bishops.
Cardinal Thomas Collins, archbishop of Toronto.
Cardinal Jean-Claude Turcotte, retired archbishop of Montreal.

Any cardinal under age 80 can vote in the selection of a new pontiff.

Ouellet, former archbishop of Quebec, is already being mentioned in media reports on the long list of possible successors to Benedict.

Formerly known as Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger, Benedict, who was born in Germany, was chosen Pope by cardinals on April 19, 2005, following the very popular Pope John Paul II.

At the time of his selection as Pope, Benedict was 78 years old, making him the oldest pontiff elected in roughly three centuries.

Reaction to the shocking announcement quickly poured in from around the world.

Neil MacCarthy, a spokesman for the Archdiocese of Toronto, said he was surprised but understands Benedict's unexpected resignation. He called the decision responsible, given the Pope's age.

MacCarthy said he doesn't believe declining church membership or sex abuse scandals led to the resignation.

Archbishop of Canterbury Justin Welby, spiritual head of the Anglican Communion, praised Benedict's courage.

"It was with a heavy heart but complete understanding that we learned this morning of Pope Benedict's declaration of his decision to lay down the burden of ministry as Bishop of Rome, an office which he has held with great dignity, insight and courage," Welby said.

Israel's Chief Rabbi Yona Metzger praised Benedict's efforts at outreach between religions.

"During his period (as Pope) there were the best relations ever between the church and the chief rabbinate and we hope that this trend will continue," Metzger said via a spokesperson, Reuters reported.

German Chancellor Angela Merkel said Benedict "reached out his hand to Jews as well as Muslims."

"Benedict XVI is and will remain one of the most important religious thinkers of our time," she added.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/story/2013/02/11/pope-resignation.html

Remember to say a special prayer for our Pope and for the Cardinals who must select a new man for the Ministry.

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guess someone found his stash of photos
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I'm sending out a prayer for God to watch over the alter boys whose entrails will be read to choose the new Whore of Babylon.
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I was going to correct your spelling but getting their entrails out does actually require "alter boys"
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And out come the trolls.
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discipline posted:

it's very exciting that the future of catholicism rests in the hands of canada, you must be super excited donald

actually it rests in God.

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ilmdge posted:

And out come the trolls.

Sorry for being crass. Actually, I considered becoming a Jesuit monk in high school.

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http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Dark_side_of_the_Force#Corruption_of_the_dark_side
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Maybe an 8-year term of service was part of God's plan for Pope Benedict, Goatstein. Have you considered that? Of course not, you're too busy posting snarky memes from the white supremacist atheism subreddit.
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me, derping as le white master race
le wild minorities appear!
*give birth*
ffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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what's the real reason?
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he has been exposed as a reptilian shapeshifter by doctor who or some shit
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damn, i thought the whole being a nazi thing would force him out before his health did
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or maybe the child rape one
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Vatican 'having its own WikiLeaks-style scandal'
February 14, 2012

The Vatican is having its own version of the WikiLeaks scandals that have hit the United States, spokesman Federico Lombardi has said following a recent rash of leaks to the Italian press.

Newspapers have published letters by a whistleblower alleging rampant corruption in the Vatican, as well as accusing the Vatican bank of failing to implement laws against money laundering.

Last week a confidential letter from a cardinal claiming knowledge of a plot to assassinate the pope within the next 12 months also came to light.

"We need calm, cold blood and reason," Father Lombardi said in a long statement published on Vatican Radio's website late on Monday.

US President Barack Obama's administration "had Wikileaks, the Vatican is having its leaks," he said.

Observers have said the leaks are evidence of an internal power struggle in the Vatican, particularly against Secretary of State Tarcisio Bertone.

"These leaks are intended to sow confusion and to show the Vatican, the government of the Church and the Church itself in a bad light," Lombardi said.

The spokesman stressed that Pope Benedict XVI was committed to improving financial management of the Vatican administration and ensuring that the Vatican bank was in line with international rules against money laundering.

"It is sad that internal documents are being transmitted externally in a disloyal way," Lombardi said.

"Some of the documents distributed recently tend to discredit the engagement" to improve the Church's transparency, he added.

Asked later on Tuesday about persistent rumours that the pope could resign, he said: "If this issue is ever seriously broached, we will discuss it. For now there is nothing serious and therefore nothing to say."

Benedict mentioned the possibility of resigning in a book of interviews with German journalist Peter Seewald entitled "Light of the World" in which he said he could step down if he could no longer carry out his duties.

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the vatican loves nazis and is only sorry they can't find more of them
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here's a more updated summary


Pope Benedict Will Be Remembered For A Huge Corruption Scandal
http://www.businessinsider.com/pope-benedict-and-vatileaks-2013-2

Pope Benedict's resignation today has left many shocked, but with the news beginning to settle in, people are now beginning to wonder what his legacy will be.
Generally seen as a conservative who didn't favor reform, Benedict also has another dubious distinction — his watch coincided with a scandal that involved allegations of financial corruption, media leaks from the Pope's own butler, and even reports of links with the mafia.
The scandal, which broke last year, is one of the most serious problems the church has faced in decades and seemed to reveal a wide schism within the clergy.
The story began with a series of mysterious leaked letters which eventually became informally known as "VatiLeaks". Journalist Gianlugi Nuzzi, notorious for a series of books about the Vatican, was reportedly vetted for months before being given documents by an unknown source, known only as "Maria", the Daily Beast reports.
Nuzzi began revealing the information in the documents in his TV show The Untouchables in 2011, before publishing full details in a book last year, Sua Santità—Le Carte Segrete di Benedetto XVI.
The documents themselves were 30 faxed memos from the Pope's office to other Vatican offices. While many were mundane, some appeared to show that Vatican insiders who attempted to confront corruption in the Vatican Bank had been sidelined.
For example, during Archbishop Carlo Maria Vigano's tenure as deputy-governor of the Vatican city from 2009-2011, Vigano encountered and reportedly tried to put a stop to corruption, cronyism, nepotism, and the awarding of contracts to friends of officials at inflated prices.
However, he was removed from office shortly after bringin evidence of these events to the attention of Pope Benedict XVI.
The "Vaitleaks" scandal brought a renewed round of scrutiny in the church to the Italian press. There were reports that Magliana mob boss Enrico De Pedis had been buried alongside the bodies of former Popes and Cardinals following his death in 1990 — all for the lump sum of 1 billion lire ($660,000).
The stories about Pedis had circulated for years, but one new note leaked from the Vatican press office suggested that Pedis may have played a role in the disappearance of a Vatican employees 15-year-old daughter.
Another scandal involving Father Ninni Treppiedi and Sicilian mafioso Matteo Messina Denaro broke later, with reports that millions of Denaro's euros had been laundered through Treppiedi's former parish Aclamo, the richest parish in Sicily. Denaro is still at large and is considered by many as the most wanted man in Italy.
"VatiLeaks" became a major headache for the church, with the Vatican's secretary of state, Cardinal Tarcisio Bertone, insisting it's just the result of journalists "pretending to be Dan Brown" and, more cryptically, the "devil".
In May 2012 Vatican authorities finally arrested one man thought to be behind the leaks — the Pope's butler, Paolo Gabriele. Gabriele was found guilty by a Vatican court in October, and was sentenced to 18 months in jail. The butler was later pardoned by Benedict himself, however, and he is now reportedly working in a hospital.
While the arrest was to the delight of headline writers around the world, there's a significant amount of people who don't buy it. The theory is that Gabriele could never had access to some of the documents, and others must have been behind the leak. Journalist Nuzzi has refused to say anything about the person who gave him the Vatileaks documents.
Regardless, the leaks appear to have prompted official reactions from other entities. For the first time ever, the International Narcotics Control Strategy Report said the Vatican city as an area "of concern" when it comes to money laundering, and the Milan branch of JPMorgan Chase closed the Vatican bank account at the end of March 2012, citing a lack of transparency and insufficient information concerning money transfers.
During the height of the scandal, one letter sent to the highest Vatican officials warned of a potential plot to kill Benedict XVI.
Curiously, Nuzzi himself has told Der Spiegel that the target of the leaks isn't the pope himself, instead arguing that Benedict XVI was revolutionary, and clearly wanted to bring transparency to the Vatican bank.
What the leaks really show, he said, is his weakness of his leadership. Many note that the target of attacks seems to be the second most important person in the Vatican — the secretary of state, Tarcisio Bertone, who has been accused of cronyism and refusing to deal with corruption, Reuters reports.
Bertone is of course the man who would like to blame the scandal on "the devil", but he's also the head of the opaque and archaic Vatican bureaucracy, the Curia, which is dominated by Italian clerics such as Bertone and can effectively overrule the pope. Benedict XVI had planned to reform the church, but instead found himself under its power, despite a growing backlash.
Whatever the reason behind the leaks, the scandal has shown the incredible level of infighting inside the secretive headquarters of the Catholic Church. It may well be something to keep an eye on as the Church begins its search for a new pope.

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so obviously all of those things have been going on for centuries and no one should be surprised. i'm sure least of all the italian public. there must be some strong internal problems for someone to think that it would be best for all of these things to come to light. perhaps there is a bloc in the vatican of people who think that benedict is the worst pope ever and needed to be removed before he did anything too horribly destructive or arch-conservative. definitely weird and unusual, whatever it is

anyway place your bets on next pope. i would like to bet 1000 rhizzone rep points on cardinal francis arinze.
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we should bet on who the next pope is or at least post our brackets
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i had a racist coworker in nevada who thought that a black pope was the checkmate of the NWO
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i just saw a video of the pope reading a statement in the aisle of a commercial airplane and its funny how much more starkly he is a obviously a charlatan when not surrounded by opulence and thousands of screaming guidos
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sources are reporting this whole thing is the result of a typo and actually hes re-signing and will be back next season
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Pope Benedict's unusual resignation shows us that he was a remarkably humble servant of God, even when he found himself at the highest possible position in the Church.
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The Pope's next position is going to be missionary.

what a PIMP
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tpaine posted:

DildoMalone posted:

sources are reporting this whole thing is the result of a typo and actually hes re-signing and will be back next season



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Popal relevant
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at long last. will we finally get a chance to see our first jewish pope?
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I can't think of a more relevant force in the world against modernity's worst excesses- considering what we let other enemies of liberal capitalism get away with in exchange for sometimes token opposition, fretting over vague accusations of petty corruption is pretty odd. May the new pope have better fortunes in leading an institution capital and the left alike seek to neuter than did Benedict XVI
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you're such a silly billy goldsmith. the opus dei and the bolder beef group got really p'd off about that milquetoast "excessive wealth" encyclical a while back and have forced him out with strategically planted kiddy porn
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I'm sorry there's only one real pope
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i wonder if "they" tell the popes where emanella really is