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Mundane facts about the academy:

94% white (14 words)
77% male
54% over 60 years old2013

Oscars Trivia Question: This film, nominated for Best Motion Picture, is about people who have been oppressed by white Americans and have since learned to fight back, which causes a controversy. Bonus hint: Many of the main roles are played by white Americans.

(Answer: If you said Argo, or Zero Dark Thirty, or Django Unchained, or Lincoln, you were correct.)

Announced Winners: Moloch.
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theres only one major white american role in django and hes the villain
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i fuckin loved watching django in the theater and seeing a bunch of white motherfuckers walk out
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mongosteen posted:

theres only one major white american role in django and hes the villain

i haven't seen any of the nominated films this year because i put my entertainment dollar where it counts most.


*looks over at stack of Designing Women DVDs*

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speaking of designing women, in my high school biology class there was le fundie chick who argued with the professor that men have one less rib because of god.
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when is hollywood going to figure out that they havent perfected the face lift. ghouls everywhere
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mongosteen posted:



Looks like the Hulk won an award, lol. Good times.

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mongosteen posted:

speaking of designing women, in my high school biology class there was le fundie chick who argued with the professor that men have one less rib because of god.

did the teacher reply with some bullshit about science which doesn't disprove that god intended it.

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Argo's gonna win cause liberal politics. Les Miserables is more progressive than anything else in contention and it was written in 1862, though I'm sure the film which I didn't see robbed it of any meaning and substituted a self-aware, kitsch "theater nerd" appeal.
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http://www.stream2watch.me/live-tv/abc-live-stream

heres a stream that workkks
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babyhueypnewton posted:

Argo's gonna win cause liberal politics. Les Miserables is more progressive than anything else in contention and it was written in 1862, though I'm sure the film which I didn't see robbed it of any meaning and substituted a self-aware, kitsch "theater nerd" appeal.



i bet its gonna be zdt because amerikkka

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the wddp favourite is amour because it has multiple diaper-changing scenes
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mongosteen posted:

babyhueypnewton posted:

Argo's gonna win cause liberal politics. Les Miserables is more progressive than anything else in contention and it was written in 1862, though I'm sure the film which I didn't see robbed it of any meaning and substituted a self-aware, kitsch "theater nerd" appeal.

i bet its gonna be zdt because amerikkka



as long as obama's president it's ok. the torture scenes which would make bush blush are cool, we have a BLACK president

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whatever film wins tells you who is ascendent

argo - liberals
zdt - amerikkka
django- liberals (white guilt division)
life of pi - christhavers
licoln - jews
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canadian connections:

argo - actually based on something called the "canadian caper", because in real life the canadians actually did all the hard work. the former canadian ambassador is actually caremad about this because he thinks canada deserves credit for saving americans from bloodthirsty muslims. he asked ben affleck to talk about it at the podium instead of crying and admitting he's always loved matt damon.

life of pi: i think the author of the book is canadian.

zero dark thirty: osama bin laden, famous for the 1998 bombing of the USS Cole, was born in Sudbury, Ontario, Canada.
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life of pi was pretty
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U.S. Senator John McCain, who was tortured during his time as a prisoner of war in North Vietnam, said upon watching the film that it left him sick – "because it's wrong." In a speech in the Senate, he said, "Not only did the use of enhanced interrogation techniques on Khalid Sheikh Mohammed not provide us with key leads on bin Laden's courier, Abu Ahmed, it actually produced false and misleading information."



McCain would have been a better, less monstrous president than Barack Obama.

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i could also make bush blush. through sexual innuendo.
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babyhueypnewton posted:

McCain would have been a better, less monstrous president than Barack Obama.

actually he might not have surrendered in iraq and he wouldn't have passed obamacare.

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jessica chastain kept reminding me of the name brandi chastain and turns out she's NOT a porn star? wtf
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"I heard through the grapevine that women played a big role in the CIA in general and in this team. I heard that a woman was there on the night of the raid as one of the CIA's liaison officers on the ground – and that was the start of it." He then turned up stories about a young case officer who was recruited out of college, who had spent her entire career chasing bin Laden. Maya's tough-minded, monomaniacal persona, Boal said, is "based on a real person, but she also represents the work of a lot of other women."



1st world feminism

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Can we all be adults and admit that Ron Paul would have probably saved the world if he was president yet or is it gonna be after his dead we all realize how wrong we were to not register republican the whole time and be fervent ron paul voters?
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i want django on dvd so i can find out during the director commentary if that was a prosthetic or if jamie foxx really has a huge cock and balls
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its cool reading all the establishment media "oscar tips" where they just politely ignore the haneke film because guhhhh?? havent 'eard of that one mate
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argoons vs djangoons.
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tarantino!!!!!!
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:holkyfuck:
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mongosteen posted:

lol cool emoticon lemme trty
:breakingbad:
:breakingbad: hmm

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ang lee just won best director. christhavers cleaning up
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mongosteen posted:

ang lee just won best director. christhavers cleaning up

funny you say that because i literally just finished vacuuming

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daniel day lewis best actor again!!!
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argoons supremacy
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lol zdt got no real awards.