#201
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bonus points if you can leverage your impressive degrees into an actually cool job abroad
#202
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as a privileged professional I say close this thread. i don't need the boring problems of the proletariat to muck up my revolution
#203
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animedad posted:

as a privileged professional I say close this thread. i don't need the boring problems of the proletariat to muck up my revolution



wait til she learns how to solder shit you are gonna get fucked up

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VoxNihili posted:

my advice- get 3+ degrees and $300k in expensive private debt then move to south korea or similar and live a simple life teaching english, safe in the knowledge that you did your part to tear down capitalism



yeah ride dat privilege pony all the way to the land of the moonpeople

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Hey enanynenh, if you still wanted to try and learn spanish, I've been using memrise.com. I don't know how effective it is compared to other stuff, but I kind of like it, and it's a co-operative, free thing, so that's a plus in my mind.
Good luck with the struggle!
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the wife comes home, passed some more exams this week, had her packaged cap and gown, took it out and tried it on, then to try and impress me more

she told me how much it cost

holy fuck, i get up at 4:30 to walk to the dry cleaners to sort clothes, spot clean the worst imaginable (haha no mr breedeen those stains aren't from refried bean at the mexican restaurant my coworker fredo works at, the steam coming off them smells more like human SHIT) and be compensated less than my true worth cause some mother fucking indian family has to make money from SOMEWHERE

my shoes are falling apart and the little one needs a new pair too

the cap and gown was 'included' when we 'paid tuition' but holy fuck this can't be my reality
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to make it all worse i offered to steam and press it for her nicely

and she started reading the directions on the bag "how to clean"

I RUN THE DAMN CLEANERS WOMAN TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW TO DO YOUR DELICATES
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aerdil posted:

was never a deadken fanboy for teh record, only ever an ironic impper fanboi



you thought about me during sex lol

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penitent
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djbk posted:

to make it all worse i offered to steam and press it for her nicely

and she started reading the directions on the bag "how to clean"

I RUN THE DAMN CLEANERS WOMAN TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW TO DO YOUR DELICATES



divorce your wife immediately imo. any 'zzoners still wifehaving should divorce right now in solidarity with lgp

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the service sector is vile and dehumanising and the fact its ascendancy to dominance is presented as being at all positive is proof of our economic masters' reptilian mind control powers with the ideological state apparatus as its giant orbital transmitter but damn lol this thread is mad wddp
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deadken posted:

aerdil posted:

was never a deadken fanboy for teh record, only ever an ironic impper fanboi

you thought about me during sex lol



dang, how to break this to you. uh. i think about a lot of rhizzone posters during sex. it was redfiesta last time.

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you have to think about something during sex. usually i think of sex
#214
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sounds boring mate, spice things up a bit imo. there's a few wddp posters i could suggest pondering during the physical act of love
#215
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i think about critical theory during sex and sex wile reading critical theory, someone please take a gun and shoot me as soon as possible
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roseweird posted:

wddp. tragic. tragedy



communism is not love. communism is a hammer which we use to crush the enemy.

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roseweird posted:

wddp



Did wddp have constant e/n drama, I thought it was mostly about privilege checking and violent purges

Were there any juicy stories about old helldump/lf superstars?

#218
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this is wddp

i'm shit, i'm utter shit and a turd.

we love you! you're kind and creative and great!

my life is worthless. i deserve to be drowned in my own shit. i am a grotesque parasite. i post for twelve hours every day and never go outside.i have never done anything of any value. i have never made another person smile. i deserve only death.

you're beautiful. your skin glows with a divine light. you are a prince among men and an equal among gods. if there were any justice in this world, then you, random depresso kid, would be crowned world-prince in aeternum. you are mother theresa, jesus christ, and stalin, all rolled into one handsome, kind, charming person.

i'm not fit to be in the presence of my own pubic lice.

give me your address so i can come round and fellate you!

#219
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wish i had a random internet stranger proposition me rather than just people at bars
#220
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i think some of goatstein's assessments were unfair but as ever he's your go-to guy for encyclopaedic details on internet teens

Goethestein posted:

beanbros.jpg

cbass = alcoholic fat dude with no friends irl, suicidally depressed, crippling anxiety disorder, did not talk about having a date or girlfriend or sex a single time in during four years of reading wddp

cc lemon: fat, recent high school graduate, long hair, into One Piece and dickgirl hentai. fat, tried to ride his bike across the state of Texas; got less than one mile. fat.

jollyklansman = speed user, sincerely tries to argue on Youtube, shrieks at people on facebook for ideological crimes, including a literally retarded girl who he made cry when she posted something about jesus. looked like an old jewish woman even before the dickchopping

getfiscal: schizophrenia, depression, heavy medication, rasterbation of joseph stalin on wall.

gul banana: indeterminate amount of fat, likely extreme. once sold 20 pounds of magic cards on ebay, which when yours truly did the math came out to over 1900 cards. which were just the ones he was selling.

marty = communist who worked for finance, greasy, did not talk about having a date or girlfriend or sex a single time in my four years of reading wddp

mccaine = gay communist prostitute philosophy major with fetishes for s&m and pederasty. pics of him playing with shaft and backdoor readily available on internet

mugabe = fucked her mid-40s cpr instructor

nicolae = crippling depression, likely fat, suicide ideation

peenworm: bald fat hipster alcoholic vegan who changed his last name to something from Lovecraft when he got married to his fatter vegan wife who divorced him for reasons unrelating to his having the #1 postcount on wddp.org

tilde = rampant alcoholic

vox = four hundred pounds and shaped like a beanbag, life-destroying depression, sleeps on garbage bags, did not talk about having a date or girlfriend or sex a single time in during four years of reading wddp. nice guy tho~

willa = jewish spinster woman in her early 60s who spends all day on a forum for depression teens to denounce each other

#221
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Thats what pming is for
#222
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aerdil posted:

wish i had a random internet stranger proposition me rather than just people at bars



hey... room in those jeans for one more?

#223
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Those ppl are all my friends, exvept for cbass, cc lemon, mugabee glasses, and some other ones as well.
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I'm going to go ahead and toss up some pics with the usual caveat: please pm me before you use them to masturbate so i can consent.
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While traveling recently I had a gay guy hit on me for the first time and it was way worse than I had imagined, although the fact that he had got me back to his place before I understood what was up played a big part in my discomfort. His herculean efforts to suck my dick despite knowing I wasn't gay and had no interest in him really helped me understand what women feel when receiving unwanted advances
#226
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i like it when gay guys hit on me lol
#227
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On being confronted with a complete machine made of six stones in the right-hand pocket of my coat (the pocket that serves as the source of the stones), five stones in the right-hand pocket of my trousers, and five in the left-hand pocket (transmission pockets), with the remaining pocket of my coat receiving the stones that have already been handled, as each of the stones moves forward one pocket, how can we determine the effect of this circuit of distribution in which the mouth, too, plays a role as a stone-sucking machine? Where in this entire circuit do we find the production of sexual pleasure?
#228
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i went out last night with my two flatmates who are both womyn and a bunch of guys hit on them and afterwards they were like 'he seemed nice so we talked for a bit' and then we went to a casino and then drank wine till like 8 in the morning. it was fun
#229
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Sending trained testers with equivalent résumés to apply for entry-level jobs reveals clear evidence of discrimination among low-wage employers in New York City. Blacks were only half as likely to receive a callback or job offer relative to equally qualified whites; moreover, black and Latino applicants with clean backgrounds fared no better than a white applicant just released from prison.


http://www.princeton.edu/~pager/ASR_pager_etal09.pdf

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#231
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im king twat of rhizzone
#232
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i act like a wanker on the internet for reasons that are Probably Psychological or whatever
#233
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depression chat is boring and stupid but sos ded kent and his life descriptions. so once more we've reached an impasse.
#234
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everything is stupid and boring. except critical theory
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roseweird posted:

deadken posted:

this is wddp

i'm shit, i'm utter shit and a turd.

we love you! you're kind and creative and great!

my life is worthless. i deserve to be drowned in my own shit. i am a grotesque parasite. i post for twelve hours every day and never go outside.i have never done anything of any value. i have never made another person smile. i deserve only death.

you're beautiful. your skin glows with a divine light. you are a prince among men and an equal among gods. if there were any justice in this world, then you, random depresso kid, would be crowned world-prince in aeternum. you are mother theresa, jesus christ, and stalin, all rolled into one handsome, kind, charming person.

i'm not fit to be in the presence of my own pubic lice.

give me your address so i can come round and fellate you!

hmmmmm interesting, you kind of seem like a dick though, idk, i'll have to think about it, i'll get back to you


I'm not that big of a dick but I can vouch that they mostly all have severe emotional and social problems

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#238
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i agree deadken talking about his degenerate life is boring but wddp drama will always be endless entertainment
#239
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i remember jollyklansman from helldump, never liked him. glad he's fucked up and his life sucks
#240
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this threads trash now gas it asap