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Mike Nelson here.
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it's precisely 22 a day, too. if it's almost midnight and it's only been 21, they call a person on the master list and ask them to kill themselves.
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Dont Mess With Sucess
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tpaine posted:

i wonder how many 911s goatstein causes when he spills his seed all over his cherubic sandwich-distended belly

depends how many people are within sight of the bus stop. EMS dispatch is usually able to handle the call volume.

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UNUSUALY COOL
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america is begging for a military coup and the military just wont deliver
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daddyholes posted:

america is begging for a military coup and the military just wont deliver



well they're hired killers, not domino's pizza ya dingus

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corey "of "fail aids" fame"
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SaintJust posted:

afaik most veterans dont have jobs because peole give them free shit. one of my m8s was in the marines and he walks around in uniform in the afternoon and evenings even though he got kicked out of basic like 8 years ago and he gets free food booze and pussy everywhere he goes


FREE pussy?? hachi machi!! *eyeballs begin to rotate like slots until both settle on "WIN"*

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so if 22 is specifically iraq war whats the numbers like look for all US vets in general? how many WWII or nam vets are offing it each day?
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Their girlfriends and wives got miraculously pregnant while they were away, and this father's day, staring across the room at their now six-year-old son or daughter who looks nothing like them playing with legos on the carpet, the pieces begin to fall into place.
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Military bros just say no to cheating hoes

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swirlsofhistory posted:

Their girlfriends and wives got miraculously pregnant while they were away, and this father's day, staring across the room at their now six-year-old son or daughter who looks nothing like them playing with legos on the carpet, the pieces begin to fall into place.



recently was in close proximity with a young and violent alcoholic gentleman who has done 2 tours in Afghanistan. he married his on/off partner of the past 10 years on Thursday afternoon. she is a young woman who likes to get drunk and sleep with his friends while he is gone for various army related shit. the courting ritual is completed when he comes home and gets to brutally beat those guys up in their front yards or at a local bar. the last time he was home before he had to go away and fail ranger training, he broke his father's jaw. no babies (yet!!!!)

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Kurdt
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SariBari posted:

fail ranger

catchphrase

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tpaine posted:

i was recently "in close proximity" with a young and violent alcoholic gentleman who has done 2 tours in Afghanistan myself!!



do you want to duel? i'm from texas motherfucker that's where i stay

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What sucks is there isn't that much fragging in our current wars as there was in Vietnam.
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#57
Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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http://www.time.com/time/magazine/0,9263,7601130701,00.html
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Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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lol http://www.time.com/time/magazine/0,9263,7601130610,00.html
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tardy on these heaters
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one of my house mates is a vet and hes kind of crazy but hes as really nice guy and very anti-war and does social work with other vets. hes a good guy
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tpaine posted:

loud old cokehead with wooden teeth yellin



whatever, tPAINE

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tpaine posted:

i was recently "in close proximity" with a young and violent alcoholic gentleman who has done 2 tours in Afghanistan myself!!



put the mirror away

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http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3556399#post416836984
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Superabound posted:

http://www.time.com/time/magazine/0,9263,7601130701,00.html




i don't think he's doing buddhism right

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an old schoolfriend of mine is a vet, he fixes dogs and cats and stuff and probably wont kill he self
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sing hallelujah
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im a viet vet vet vent vendor & i vote
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milgoons pretending killing people is morally superior to starving in a ditch
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3551069&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=6
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From: Pollsmoor Prison
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The only consistent position I have held across five webforums and probably twice as many accounts is that Troops are human vermin, some things are far too deadly serious to be goofed around with

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Nippon
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"i'm not responsible for murder, i just worked in the laundry room!"

if the united states intentionally dropped a bomb on another country's military base i'm pretty sure that they wouldn't count support staff as civilians. as well they shouldn't, if you just drive the capos around or do the don's books you're still complicit
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yawn
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Goethestein posted:

"i'm not responsible for murder, i just worked in the laundry room!"

if the united states intentionally dropped a bomb on another country's military base i'm pretty sure that they wouldn't count support staff as civilians. as well they shouldn't, if you just drive the capos around or do the don's books you're still complicit

that seems a rather pointless line of argument as the US doesnt count civilians as civilians. if a Troop kills you, you deserved it

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Mike Nelson here.
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mustung posted:

yawn

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Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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tpaine posted:

US Soldiers have magic guilt-conferring bullets



literally http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/pork-bullets-aim-send-jihadists-hell-article-1.1382008

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Keven posted:

discipline posted:

for real though, 22 per day is a pretty staggering number. at that rate it's like 4 9/11's of only honored soldier veterans every year in america

Kanye West's "Yeezus" Estimated at 500,000 sales... nearly 250 9/11s.



hahahaha

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congoon