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#3
im LFin pretty hard here. my LF levels are off the charts. i have concussions from my kneecap repeatedly striking my skull.
#4
El Efe
#5
CIA dudebro: hmm, so starving them is illegal huh? Then we'll just feed them... up their butts!
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#7
hahahaha im dying

we tortured them... so they'd lie. we wanted false confessions so they'd justify the iraq war.

#inquisitioned

#8
canada doesn't have a CIA, so this doesn't affect me at all. that iran guy needs to mind his own business though, nobody likes a whiner.
#9
You absolutely have to concede that al gore wouldn't have been able to handle 9/11, though
#10
jim morrison was a big fan of vodka enemas, or so I hear. butt chugging is big on the frat scene too. basically, torture is an extreme word for this kind of thing
#11
i named the thread this because roughly 20% of the posts i read about this are from dudes making South Park references. the human race
#12
the CIA just understands that the truth lies somewhere in the middle (between their mouths and anuses)
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#14
some people threatened to rape and waterboard me on the face book today because i suggested 9/11 didn't justify torture
#15
b/c of male privilege it was both epic and for the win, tho
#16
by envelopment i assume
#17
"Envelopment is the military tactic of seizing objectives in the enemy's rear...denying them the ability to withdraw"

#18
double poste
#19
CIA: We stopped doing the tortures in 2007 also it help us find Bin Ladin. Nine elvene
#20
is there any suggestion that this report will result in even ten minutes of time out for any of the torturers or torture authorizers?
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swampman posted:

is there any suggestion that this report will result in even ten minutes of time out for any of the torturers or torture authorizers?

yeah, it's called the bible, and it says there will be hell to pay.

#22
doesnt anybody remember the stack of naked dudes from abu ghraib
#23
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manadel_al-Jamadi
#24

swampman posted:

is there any suggestion that this report will result in even ten minutes of time out for any of the torturers or torture authorizers?




the CIA officer who ran the 'Salt Pit', Matthew Zirbel, was not prosecuted because investigators found he did not intend to kill Rahman, a convenient legal hurdle in the anti-torture legislation. as of 2010, Zirbel was still employed by CIA, and the Afghanistan station chief at the time of Rahman's death had been promoted.

so if by 'time out' you mean 'still employed and probably promoted' then, yes.

#25
rectal libi? damn near killed al-libi
#26

libelous_slander posted:

You absolutely have to concede that al gore wouldn't have been able to handle 9/11, though



youre absolutely right. that level of planning, the subsequent coverup and misinformation campaigns...i mean i love the guy but he just doesnt the right Machiavellian personality type to pull it off

#27
ive been posting about this on various Facebook pages and mentioning how obvious it has to be to everyone at this point that in the global story of 21st century geopolitics we are clearly the Villain and the only one of my friends to 'Like' it is an open and unapologetic IRL Proud White Supremacist and also hes been messaging me telling me to call him and my first suspicion is that this means hes definitely working for the police
#28
placeholder for VICE-style gonzo journalism piece on how i ended up chained in a quonset hut cooking crystal meth for a white power militia
#29
lol yeah let me just post radicalism on facebook. maybe i can mail my posts directly to the NSA too
#30
it's too bad that the darknet is a cesspit of child pornography and libertarians because its probably the last place you can express broad opinions without being instantly flagged in some database
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Superabound posted:

ive been posting about this on various Facebook pages and mentioning how obvious it has to be to everyone at this point that in the global story of 21st century geopolitics we are clearly the Villain and the only one of my friends to 'Like' it is an open and unapologetic IRL Proud White Supremacist and also hes been messaging me telling me to call him and my first suspicion is that this means hes definitely working for the police


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le_nelson_mandela_face posted:

it's too bad that the darknet is a cesspit of child pornography and libertarians because its probably the last place you can express broad opinions without being instantly flagged in some database


i hate to break to you but using "the darknet" at all is like stripping naked, painting your arse red, and running into a police station screaming 'long live bin laden'

#32
Darknet hasn't released a decent album in years
#33
right thread here we go:

the ''""DAreknET""' (that being tor websites) Have always been under control of law enforcement

The Latest:

http://www.cnet.com/news/authorities-skirt-tor-anonymity-software-in-shutting-down-illegal-websites/
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le_nelson_mandela_face posted:

lol yeah let me just post radicalism on facebook. maybe i can mail my posts directly to the NSA too

eh there's no point worrying unless you're actively planning to do something in the near future, even you were to be sneaky enough to stay off a list right now its still safe to assume that everything is mined and that the algorithms of 10-15 years from will be unassailable. himmler's basilisk

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and of course if you post here you're already on that list. almost certainly not one a human being has ever looked at but a list all the same
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Petrol posted:

z8Kh4wCiDz0



one of my all-time favorites. although i do prefer the Blondie version. also the L7 version

#38

le_nelson_mandela_face posted:

lol yeah let me just post radicalism on facebook. maybe i can mail my posts directly to the NSA too



your possession of a wife and child has made you spineless and weak. thank you for validating my entirely political decision to permanently boycott the physical act of love

#39
it's sad that Twitter won't even verify him so he has to call himself "Khameini IRL". if the ayatollah were Ashton Kutcher this would not have happened.
#40
oh yeah, let me just care in any way whatsoever what happens to me or my immediate loved ones due entirely and directly to my public statements and actions like some scared fucking loser. great idea!